Check this out!!

Sender: My guy, How far?

Receiver:wetin dey happen?

Sender: why didn't you call me?

Receiver: you buy me credit?

Sender:anyway where you dey?

Receiver:you wan show?

Sender:for where na?

Receiver: you sabi Tobi place?

Sender:Make we block there?

Receiver:b4 nko abi u sabi another place where we fit block? Na wa.

u miss road?

9ice one poster

OP wetin concern u?

Na diz na wetin

It was ok.

continuation. . . . .

Sender: bros you no call me again?

Reciever: why i wan call you? you be my babe?

Sender: ah ah ,but i no be your personal person? why you dey yarn like this na?

Sender: how i dey yarn?

Reciever: but you know say i want the cash na?

Sender: which cash? i promise you anything?

Reciever: ah ah chairman you no grab? abi you wan fall your guy hand?

Sender: why you feel say i wan fall your hand?

Reciever: but bros you no gbado why?

Sender: gbado wetin? na so you dey disturb person?

Reciever: bros shee na like this we go dey dey?


to be continued . . . . .

Yep i noticed it also, very bad habit

Me too. . . .while I was talkin' to kunbee on the phone ystrday . . .the conversation took place as ffg:

Kunbee: Guy how far now, why you nor come my house again ystrday?
Boss TTdiamonds: which kain question be that, you blind?
Kunbee: abeg nor vex I don forget say. . .*paused for a moment then continued* wait you dey craze, which time you come sef?
Boss TTdiamonds: how you go take forget that kain iiisssshhhhhh. . . Babe why you dey fuc!< up naw?
Kunbee: guy nor fall my hand which time you come sef. . And how I come take Bleep up
Boss TTdiamonds: Ó boi I don die for here oh!. . . Nor be you cook food for me ystrday nii. . . .
Kunbee: you miss road . . . Me wey be say na studio house i dey throughout ystrday abi you miss road nii. . . .

To be continued. . . . . . . .

^
Lmfao.

@Goldie,
*babe am waiting.*

^^what is funny there now, kolokolo

Kunbee:

^^what is funny there now, kolokolo

you mustn't comment.sod off!!!

Hehehehe

Kunbee and Mygoldfish fight no dey finish?




@Tdiamond

I no fit write statement for police station o

i ain't fighting nobody.

Are you minding that illiterate, can he read at all

oboy c yarnz, hehehehhee

lol

Kuntbee

Respect your old age o

Who told you?

Sender: bros how far na, hope say you dey fine sha?

Reciever: Mehn i dey fine oh,wetin you expect na?

Sender: ehen bros oh, shebi you go show for the party na?

Reciever: which party again na?

Sender: ah ah bros you don forget just na just na?

Reciever: abeg yarn me na, . .na who dey do party?

Sender: shebi you remember that my babe when dey stay for lag?

Reciever: oh dat your lag babe when fine well well?

Sender: ah ah bros,this one you dey praise her so,abi you dey trip for her swagger?

Reciever: this small boy self,why i go trip for that your small babe na?

Sender: bros, abi you want make i arrange her for you?

Reciever: arrange her for me,onto which level?

Sender: bros you no gbado my yarnings again?

Reciever: why i no go gbado your yarnings?



To be continued . . . .

i guess this falls within the etc part of this section


very dry



so what if people answer questions with questions?

u never hear of rhetorical statements?

Abi o

When rhetorical questions don change to full story book, e don too much na.

Must you guys reply??
wth!

Mtchew

Mtcheww @ You^^^

Studio CFR:

lol

Kuntbee

Respect your old age o

Bastudio


Respect your pricko size

darn!

Odogwu* slaps his hand ibo style*

kunbee i dey feel u oo

bt na d handiwork of nollywood na.

hehe

See yawa o

I have enough ibo friends to know wassup