Guys, what is the craziest thing you did in order to a make leave your house earlier than you planned for her to stay?


Let me drop mine

I told her I would be traveling to see my mom. She no wan leave sef

I had to tell her I will be staying for two weeks

She pack her load sharply


Drop yours guys

Lalasticlala Mynd44

Made a planned prank call with my friend. Putting d call on loudspeaker make she sef hear.

Guy played his part well. Exaggerated the whole thing.

Guy was like. Guy, prof dey ask of u. E say make u show say d trip has been approved. U guys r leaving in the next 30mins. And he said u know wat to do.

After call, babe was like wat does u knw wat to do mean.

I said it means prof and i have to disappear, no traces of either of us in town. It means prof has moved his family to abuja and for me. I need to make sure am absent completely in town.

Gave her 5H to go bak. Since i have less than 30mins 2 bounce
No further questionz.

cruxgemmata:
Made a planned prank call with my friend. Putting d call on loudspeaker make she sef hear.

Guy played his part well. Exaggerated the whole thing.

Guy was like. Guy, prof dey ask of u. E say make u show say d trip has been approved. U guys r leaving in the next 30mins. And he said u know wat to do.

After call, babe was like wat does u knw wat to do mean.

I said it means prof and i have to disappear, no traces of either of us in town. It means prof has moved his family to abuja and for me. I need to make sure am absent completely in town.

Gave her 5H to go bak. Since i have less than 30mins 2 bounce
No further questionz.

may God forgive you

phintohlar:
may God forgive you

He has. I don ask for forgiveness tey tey.

cruxgemmata:
Made a planned prank call with my friend. Putting d call on loudspeaker make she sef hear.

Guy played his part well. Exaggerated the whole thing.

Guy was like. Guy, prof dey ask of u. E say make u show say d trip has been approved. U guys r leaving in the next 30mins. And he said u know wat to do.

After call, babe was like wat does u knw wat to do mean.

I said it means prof and i have to disappear, no traces of either of us in town. It means prof has moved his family to abuja and for me. I need to make sure am absent completely in town.

Gave her 5H to go bak. Since i have less than 30mins 2 bounce
No further questionz.

Nice one bro

phintohlar:
may God forgive you

U should know when u v overstayed...

I first told her my mum is calling me for an emergency,she refused to go..

I came up with planB,told her I'm owing my land lady and she's on her way to the compound that i need to japa,she quickly wore her pants and clothes

It happened during my 100 level to a fellow course mate...


Me... We take oath ? Even people wey take oath sef dey break am... Abeg I no want again...

She was speechless...

Looking back I think I was harsh Sha but that was the only way I felt she could leave my life...

phintohlar:
may God forgive you

you must be the girl

ObaOfUyo:
you must be the girl

iffa slap you

phintohlar:
iffa slap you

With your clothes off right?!?!

That I came to contact with a convid 19 patient. She disappeared

Told her my cousin will be coming over to stay at my place so she should get going cos d room will be crowded

No be my cousin oh

SmellySperm:
I first told her my mum is calling me for an emergency,she refused to go..

I came up with planB,told her I'm owing my land lady and she's on her way to the compound that i need to japa,she quickly wore her pants and clothes

Bros that picture way u post so no be here.
Repent.
There is more to life than sex

There is a generational cause, any girl I get married to would die within first five months. I have prayed against it sha.





na so she take style dey withdraw

The one i dey face since the lockdown eehn.. i thought i jad successfully discharged her oo ontop plenty quarell she still came back again. So she came over to pass the night looking all sexy. I no understand the type of lingerie she go wear come I was so tempted again but i had to resist the urge because i have tried to push her off of me before and anything make me touch am be say i done hook. I started praying at midnight when i noticed her body on mine. Got up from the bed and started serious prayers oo. Nothing happened. I saw disappointment in her face but i felt victorious. Last night again she called i no pick. So this morning called her and told her that I'm currently undergoing serious deliverance exercise and i have been advised that no one should come near me. She bought it at least for now.. but i know she go craze come soon. I no know why she can't just let me be n i really need to be alone this period. So many things to do

dairykidd:
The one i dey face since the lockdown eehn.. i thought i jad successfully discharged her oo ontop plenty quarell she still came back again. So she came over to pass the night looking all sexy. I no understand the type of lingerie she go wear come I was so tempted again but i had to resist the urge because i have tried to push her off of me before and anything make me touch am be say i done hook. I started praying at midnight when i noticed her body on mine. Got up from the bed and started serious prayers oo. Nothing happened. I saw disappointment in her face but i felt victorious. Last night again she called i no pick. So this morning called her and told her that I'm currently undergoing serious deliverance exercise and i have been advised that no one should come near me. She bought it at least for now.. but i know she go craze come soon. I no know why she can't just let me be n i really need to be alone this period. So many things to do

Deliverance indeed

dairykidd:
The one i dey face since the lockdown eehn.. i thought i jad successfully discharged her oo ontop plenty quarell she still came back again. So she came over to pass the night looking all sexy. I no understand the type of lingerie she go wear come I was so tempted again but i had to resist the urge because i have tried to push her off of me before and anything make me touch am be say i done hook. I started praying at midnight when i noticed her body on mine. Got up from the bed and started serious prayers oo. Nothing happened. I saw disappointment in her face but i felt victorious. Last night again she called i no pick. So this morning called her and told her that I'm currently undergoing serious deliverance exercise and i have been advised that no one should come near me. She bought it at least for now.. but i know she go craze come soon. I no know why she can't just let me be n i really need to be alone this period. So many things to do

And here I was thinking say Na only me de this condition presently. God go help o. Cos I don't know what to do to keep this girl permanently at bay again.

I was very blunt to her
my new catch called me in the morning that she was on her way to my house. I told my main chick she had to go that my new girl was her way. She was shocked.
Each time i remember that my action i become shocked too.

The babe won kill me with sex, morning afternoon and night, after exams and my gp low, I told her I have given my life to Christ. See me see Bible, I had to get gospel music and always praying when she comes around. I told her I don't do relationship things anymore. But one babe they always show my end for night.
Till date she never forgive me.

SmellySperm:
I first told her my mum is calling me for an emergency,she refused to go..

I came up with planB,told her I'm owing my land lady and she's on her way to the compound that i need to japa,she quickly wore her pants and clothes

What type of whatsapp messages are those??... Just extend their dates by 1 day each and enjoy diff punanies

SmellySperm:
I first told her my mum is calling me for an emergency,she refused to go..

I came up with planB,told her I'm owing my land lady and she's on her way to the compound that i need to japa,she quickly wore her pants and clothes

Chisos....
Guy...na Lagos you dey stay?

Mathiasa:
The babe won kill me with sex, morning afternoon and night, after exams and my gp low, I told her I have given my life to Christ. See me see Bible, I had to get gospel music and always praying when she comes around. I told her I don't do relationship things anymore. But one babe they always show my end for night.
Till date she never forgive me.

Pastor indeed

Babe is too available for my liking so i told her girlfriend, we've got to take a break as am not feeling this anymore... Oversupply sha is not good.

Luizkid:
Babe is too available for my liking so i told her girlfriend, we've got to take a break as am not feeling this anymore... Oversupply sha is not good.

Lol

She came around to my place,I made a move but she declined,I no force her...she said we should go out and have something to eat, I oblige

No be say I mumu but I sha gree to carry her comot,this insolent girl made me ordered food for her and still expected me to bring it to her table,I did.... Who she was half was thru her food, I faked a call, then told her a plumber is waiting for me at home to fix something,that she should carry on with her food let me attend to the plumber, I will be back asap.. Na so I take disengage from her, I guess she was done with her food and she called me tire, but I no pick am

Gadafii:
She came around to my place,I made a move but she declined,I no force her...she said we should go out and have something to eat, I oblige

No be say I mumu but I sha gree to carry her comot,this insolent girl made me ordered food for her and still expected me to bring it to her table,I did.... Who she was half was thru her food, I faked a call, then told her a plumber is waiting for me at home to fix something,that she should carry on with her food let me attend to the plumber, I will be back asap.. Na so I take disengage from her, I guess she was done with her food and she called me tire, but I no pick am

Baba y nah?

U suppose carry am go house again and do the needful

Pimples:


Bros that picture way u post so no be here.
Repent.
There is more to life than sex

It is a faked whatsapp chat.

a girl was coming to visit for the fist time , and she had the gods to bring her friend.. as I see them , I jus block them for gate tell them say I wan drive out go pick something for God is good ... na so I take discharge them...