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Re: Funny Programming Memes. Just For Laughs by Nobody: 5:29pm On Jun 03, 2020
Imustsurvive:
can anyone teach me programming please? I need a source of income for me in six months please


If you want to succeed in anything in life, don't think about money first. Let passion alone drives you. If I see people who want to do things because others are doing it, there is one simple question I ask them, "do you want to do it because others are doing it or something inside of you want it badly?"

Anyways, you can contact me if you really need help.

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Re: Funny Programming Memes. Just For Laughs by Light78: 5:29pm On Jun 03, 2020
Please who can teach me python. I already gat a laptop. I had installed python and Pycharm.


Just to get started.

I really need to learn. I don't care if I debugging a single error takes 10 hours.

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Re: Funny Programming Memes. Just For Laughs by Nobody: 5:32pm On Jun 03, 2020
donproject:



If you want to succeed in anything in life, don't think about money first. Let passion alone drives you. If I see people who want to do things because others are doing it, there is one simple question I ask them, "do you want to do it because others are doing it or something inside of you want it badly?"

Anyways, you can contact me if you really need help.

Thank you so much , I will contact you.
Re: Funny Programming Memes. Just For Laughs by gowonmaharajah(m): 5:33pm On Jun 03, 2020
I am lost here. Lol
Re: Funny Programming Memes. Just For Laughs by seunny4lif(m): 5:36pm On Jun 03, 2020
Grandlord:

Swears grin grin

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Re: Funny Programming Memes. Just For Laughs by seunny4lif(m): 5:37pm On Jun 03, 2020
grin grin grin grin grin grin
ME

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Re: Funny Programming Memes. Just For Laughs by GodPunishBiafra: 5:39pm On Jun 03, 2020
crownedrookie:
grin grin
This one na for most Nairalander
Re: Funny Programming Memes. Just For Laughs by GuestLog: 5:39pm On Jun 03, 2020
Help!

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Re: Funny Programming Memes. Just For Laughs by Nobody: 5:41pm On Jun 03, 2020
Acountar:
Web developers in the house pls help on this............ Have been working on paystack reoccurrence payment method

I want my customers to be able to pay twice (monthly), The problem am facing is that when ever customer make payment it will draw the whole mony at once instead for it to debit half and debit the remain half the following month


Your contribution will be appreciated

Read their documentation properly or better still contact their customer care

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Re: Funny Programming Memes. Just For Laughs by Grandlord: 5:43pm On Jun 03, 2020
[quote author=seunny4lif post=90274882][/quote]

Lol. The python meme though grin
My guy swerve cheesy
Re: Funny Programming Memes. Just For Laughs by seunny4lif(m): 5:50pm On Jun 03, 2020
Grandlord:


Lol. The python meme though grin
My guy swerve cheesy
The first time I saw python, i was like this is so easy

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Re: Funny Programming Memes. Just For Laughs by bluefilm: 5:53pm On Jun 03, 2020
Grandlord:


Lol. The python meme though grin
My guy swerve cheesy

I dey tell you!!

Python dodge am one time!!!

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Re: Funny Programming Memes. Just For Laughs by seunny4lif(m): 5:57pm On Jun 03, 2020
bluefilm:


I dey tell you!!

Python dodge am one time!!!

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Re: Funny Programming Memes. Just For Laughs by mordred44: 5:58pm On Jun 03, 2020
crownedrookie:
Who else remembers this scene? grin
continuation

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Re: Funny Programming Memes. Just For Laughs by mordred44: 6:05pm On Jun 03, 2020
mordred44:
continuation

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Re: Funny Programming Memes. Just For Laughs by Dipsaint(m): 6:08pm On Jun 03, 2020
C++ no be beans

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Re: Funny Programming Memes. Just For Laughs by greenskittles: 6:19pm On Jun 03, 2020
SymonLFC:
Quick question: What is the relevance of mathematics in programming and does a great programmer equal an astute mathematician.
A good understanding of Linear Algebra and Vector Calculus can help in ray tracing, 3D graphics/image design and processing. For example understanding linear transformations helps if you want to know what a 3D image would look like if you rotate it about an angle. Or understanding grad, div, and curl helps in ray tracing and ray casting.

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Re: Funny Programming Memes. Just For Laughs by greenskittles: 6:23pm On Jun 03, 2020
Light78:
Please who can teach me python. I already gat a laptop. I had installed python and Pycharm.


Just to get started.

I really need to learn. I don't care if I debugging a single error takes 10 hours.
If you have N3000 go to udemy and pay for a course from Tim Buchalka's programming academy or from Jose Portilla. They are very very good, seasoned instructors. Most professional developers won't have the time or patience to sit you down and teach you. There are also free resources all over YouTube if you prefer that, but if you want to learn in a structured environment then Udemy courses are amazing.

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Re: Funny Programming Memes. Just For Laughs by Ghostrye: 6:34pm On Jun 03, 2020
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Re: Funny Programming Memes. Just For Laughs by sarutobi: 6:37pm On Jun 03, 2020
crownedrookie:
cheesy cheesy

this is currently happening to me.

I am writing a cassandra client. I could have used raw CQL but no grin

www.nairaland.com/attachments/11533771_fbimg15894025829458137_jpegcd37a539b3f2cad9f10c33d80ae70170

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Re: Funny Programming Memes. Just For Laughs by Grandlord: 6:45pm On Jun 03, 2020
seunny4lif:

The first time I saw python, i was like this is so easy
Damn bro, I'm cracking up here about the inheritance in java cheesy cheesy

My guy need two hands to reason the matter well. Make nobody disturb that bros that particular time o cheesy cheesy
Re: Funny Programming Memes. Just For Laughs by ADEWUMIMichael(m): 6:56pm On Jun 03, 2020
Okay, these are so funny
Re: Funny Programming Memes. Just For Laughs by Karleb(m): 6:59pm On Jun 03, 2020
Grandlord:
Mothafvxker grin

grin grin grin

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Re: Funny Programming Memes. Just For Laughs by FarmGang(f): 7:01pm On Jun 03, 2020
crownedrookie:
Who else remembers this scene? grin

I remember this like yesterday. Do you have the clip?
Re: Funny Programming Memes. Just For Laughs by KVNGQ: 7:07pm On Jun 03, 2020
grin

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Re: Funny Programming Memes. Just For Laughs by mlkraj(m): 7:08pm On Jun 03, 2020
Imustsurvive:
can anyone teach me programming please? I need a source of income for me in six months please

Wrong notion! If u need a source of income learn affiliate marketing, drop shipping and others.
Learning programming for money is not like u'ld expect after getting into it. Not only u won't understand it well (because u'r in haste to learn and start making money), u might quit later when u realize its just like every other market (u have more than lots of competitors) and client would only give works to pro or extremely good intermediate/junior.
Point is u need passion for it, without passion forget it.

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Re: Funny Programming Memes. Just For Laughs by EazyJ(f): 7:08pm On Jun 03, 2020

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Re: Funny Programming Memes. Just For Laughs by csamii: 7:09pm On Jun 03, 2020
This is a constant for me

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Re: Funny Programming Memes. Just For Laughs by EazyJ(f): 7:09pm On Jun 03, 2020
cheesy

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Re: Funny Programming Memes. Just For Laughs by EazyJ(f): 7:10pm On Jun 03, 2020
grin

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Re: Funny Programming Memes. Just For Laughs by EazyJ(f): 7:11pm On Jun 03, 2020
smiley

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Re: Funny Programming Memes. Just For Laughs by Wroxxane: 7:12pm On Jun 03, 2020
crownedrookie:
Lol

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