Ayaf laf tire, u want to giv 9ja gal flower? she go dump ur sorry ass!

petokey: Heyy! Do u want me to become a slave to her becos am broke. And all this things you listed what made you won't spend doing them.?

and so cherishin ur gf means u've become her slave! wonders ll neva cease!

Someone had this confession to share:
“Hi readers, I just want to share my true life story with you so that you can learn from it. We are human beings, we make mistakes every day but it left for you to learn from your mistakes.
“My name is ‘anonymous’ I wont mention where I come from for security reasons. I met this guy in 2001 when I was writing waec , his name is GuyA.We fell in love.
“He was everything a woman would ask for; he is fair, handsome, intelligent and God fearing, he loved me so much, he shared the little he had with me, he was willing to do anything I ask for though he didn’t have much because he was still in second year at university of Nigeria, Enugu campus.
“He did everything possible for me to gain admission into the university. I eventually gained admission in 2003 at Enugu State University of Science and Technology and graduated in 2007. ,
“I don’t know what came over me. I had a fling with this guy named GuyB. Though I never loved him, but I became pregnant for him. I didn’t know what to do, but terminating thepregnancy was not an option. I didn’t want to lose GuyA. It wasas if my world has crumbled.
“I didn’t tell anybody not even my best friend because I never could tell what would happen if I did. I made a smart move by telling GuyA that I was pregnantfor him.
“Of course, he believed me because he trusted me so much but I betrayed his love for me. He came to see my people, though my parents are dead.
“I eventually put to bed; a baby girl. This was in 2008. Do you know what my baby was exactly the carbon copy of GuyB;the guy I had a fling with?
“I was not surprise because I knew the pregnancy wasn’t GuyA’s but I thought the baby would’ve resembled me. Of course, I was wrong. GuyA accepted us even when he knew the baby does not look like him or me.
“Ever since, I have been dying insilence. My conscience kept killing me. At a point, I hated my own child seeing a picture of another man in her. My husband, GuyA loved her so much more than anything.
“In 2010, I had another baby boy for my husband. My joy knew no bounds. I was really happy, my husband was happy as well.
“In 2012 , I had another baby boy for my husband, GuyA. Evenat that, he loved my daughter more than her two biological sons. At a point, I became jealous but what can I do. I just couldn’t bear it any more so I decided to give my life to Christ and beg God for forgiveness which I know he has done.
“This I did because I couldn’t continue to die in silence. It wasnow for me to confess to my husband but how would I achieve that without breaking my home? I didn’t want to loose my home, I loved my husband and my kids.
“He is a wonderful man but I betrayed him. I prayed and asked God to give me the strength to confess to him… On the set day, I first called him on phone to ask him if he would ever forgive me. He asked what I meant by that. He asked if I was alright and I said yes. He hanged up on me. I cried like a baby.
“When he came back from workthat same day, I served him his dinner. After that, I went with him in the room and told him toforgive me that he should not punish our daughter for what she does not know about but punish me.
He Already Knew That He Is Not The Father Of Our Daughter:
“He asked again what I meant by that. I narrated everything that transpired between GuyB and I. To my greatest surprise, he dropped a bombshell. He saidhe knew all these years that he was not the biological father of our 4-year old daughter.
“I asked him if he knew about itand didn’t bother to ask me? He said that he knew that somedayI was going to tell him but he never knew it would come this soon.
“It was as if the ground should open and swallow me. I was so ashamed of my self that I bowed my face in tears but he cuddled me and said he’d forgiven me long ago. He said that we pray every day OUR FATHER FORGIVE US OUR SINS AS WE FORGIVE THOSE TRESPASS AGAINST US, why won’t he forgive me?
“He said no one is perfect and that we make mistakes in life. He said that I was a nice person and that we have been through a lot in life. So, he cannot abandon me now that i needed him most. He told me that he could possibly throw me out so that people will laugh at me buthe has always loved me.
“As for my daughter, as far as heis concerned, she is his daughter. He’s has always seen her as one and that he will always love us. These were his words.
“I was short of words, all I coulddo was to cry and thank him and thank God for the kind of man he has given me because I know that no man would take that from any woman no matter what except by the special grace of God.
“I am now a happy person and Ihave given my life to Jesus Christ. We must learn how to confess our sins no matter whatso that Satan will be put to shame and as well learn how to forgive.
“We now live in the UK. I also had my two boys in the UK.”

Nice wishlist. Here's reality

1.Sex
2.Argue
3.Stay away from her

Sometimes i wonder where you guys get these naija babes you are always criticizing. Probably knocking on the wrong doors. i guess you attract what you are. There are truly some good girls out there and they ain't few, you guys ain't just looking properly.

All u guys shouting "Naija girls" here don't know nothing about about oyibo women.
Let me tell u something, the average 9ja babe gold digger will date a guy because she wants stuffs like BB, BIS, brazillian hair (or whatever hair) clothes, shoes, maybe a car, and stuffs like that.
But a typical white chick gold digger will date you for a tastefully furnished house, a posh car, a trip to paris or the bahamas, use your credit cards shopping at harrods, and later find her way into your house as your wife only to divorce you after a fews months or years (if you are lucky) and of course pocketing over 70 % of your hard-earned life investments!
pls Check out the likes of Hulk Hogan's wife and how they dealt with their men!

Nothing worse than a broke dude who compensates his skinny pocket with lots and lots of talk! And these broke guys always have the worst attitude! But at least they do strive to have a personality!

Sweetlemon: All u guys shouting "Naija girls" here don't know nothing about about oyibo women.
Let me tell u something, the average 9ja babe gold digger will date a guy because she wants stuffs like BB, BIS, brazillian hair (or whatever hair) clothes, shoes, maybe a car, and stuffs like that.
But a typical white chick gold digger will date you for a tastefully furnished house, a posh car, a trip to paris or the bahamas, use your credit cards shopping at harrods, and later find her way into your house as your wife only to divorce you after a fews months or years (if you are lucky) and of course pocketing over 70 % of your hard earned money!
pls Check out the likes of Hulk Hogan's wife and how they dealt with their husbands!

naija babe will not consider "posh car, trip to paris or a house" IT IS WAY OUT OF REACH

Eebrahym: [b]Things To Do with Your Girlfriend with No Money

The things to do with your girlfriend when you have no money, are the moments of your life that you will cherish forever, because you won't be thinking too much about what is spent over what. Read on,

Romantic Things to Do With Your Girlfriend
Climb up the nearest hill and watch the sunset together
Pluck a rose from a garden and give it to her
Make a promise to her
Whisper 'I love you' thousand times in her ear as the day progresses
Sing her a song
Take her out on a drive and stop at a place you haven't seen before
Give her a whole body massage
Go for a walk, holding hands on road you've never been before
Hold her hands, stare into her eyes and kiss her
Cook a romantic dinner for her
Tell her about your dream last night
Play games between the sheets (if you know what I mean!)
Tell her you want to be her prince Charming, if she's is your Cinderella
Cuddle up and watch a chick flick together
Solve crosswords together
Make some hot chocolate and sip it watching the rain
If it's snowing, make a snowman
Stargaze all night and dedicate every star to her with a reason
Cuddle up and sleep


Free Things to Do with Your Girlfriend
Go and visit a free museum together
Wash the car together (this one can get real dirty!)
Play video games and let her win
Women are cleanliness freaks. So, help your girl clean her closet
Go to a mall with her, and try out clothes, just for the heck of it
Have a hot steamy shower together
Invent a game and keep changing its rules as you go on playing it
Read your favorite comic or a book together
Workout together, by cycling, trekking, running and jogging
Painting an abstract picture by drawing a line at a time, is a free thing to do
[s]Tell her a secret about you that you haven't told anyone[/s]
Pick up a pillow fight with her, but remember girls are delicate. So, handle with care
Learn some dance moves and teach them to her

Fun Things To Do With Your Girlfriend at Home
Hitchhike a ride with your girl to a place you haven't been before
Bring out the junk and make a ring for her
Play a sport like basketball or football in your backyard
Plan a party for a day when you'll have money
Devise ingenious ways of earning money
Stroll in a public garden
Get out all your old photo albums and show them to her
Cook a romantic meal together
Go to a drive-in movie theater
Organize your garage with your girlfriend's help. Women, love putting everything in place!
Plant some pots and plants in your garden
Seduce your girlfriend with some excellent pre-intimacy tricks
Tell her a really exiting story
Enact a play together for your friends and family[/b]


see ya later,

You can do the above when you don't have a job. Remember, no cash in your pocket, no love as you need CASH to nourish any relationship as a hungry man does not have time for the kind things you stated above. Now tell me how the above can work under Nigerian Economy? How many that have cars to take a jolly ride with their girl?
Even abroad, you burst you assh working. Forget the above and concentrate on how to improve your status and not blind love. Listen, Love is not Blind anymore. Shine your eyes.[center][/center]

nwa-ngeme:


naija babe will not consider "posh car, trip to paris or a house" IT IS WAY OUT OF REACH

That's because a 9ja gold digger is not as bad a foreign one

Waoh! But i tot d topic said wen u don't have money.. Y because all dis require money! Perhap its so romantic.

27naira: The best thing to do with your girlfriend when both of you are broke is to get a damn job!

[size=15pt]#WORD!![/size]

All these are not practicable in naija abeg.

Hmm, is this one copy and paste? E go be for yahoo site you get am. Whisper 'I love you'? What? Is it a romance novel? Take her to a drive-in, I no know sey we get that one for here. Take her hitch hiking? If una miss or fulani herdsmen catch una for bush, you're on your own. Cook her dinner? When you're broke? Na garri and kuli kuli una go chop be that. Build snowman?...this one na testimony sey na copy and paste. Everything listed is UNREALISTIC in Nigeria

No be foe naija babes. No love,peace nd harmony without money

CrazyMan: Nice thread, but it won’t work on Nigerian girls.

lmao

Nigeria Ladies are not mumu, they don wise past that level.

As long as she is not a Nigerian girl!

Only works for white girls...

Stories dt touch**baba most of those fins no dey work 4 we gurls...*word

Nyc one bt not readily avaliable 4 a poor man

CrazyMan: Nice thread, but it won’t work on Nigerian girls.

gbam, Niger girl wey dey find black berry, u dey give am rose

nice... I love dt swag but not all naija girls will appreciate that except my girlfrd...

As majority have said, it doesn't work for '9ja babes'. U can see that there was hardly a lady who made a comment, also confirming it. Even for european & american babes, it doesn't work for all of them. Most of the ones we watch in movies are just 'Make-believe'.

[color=#006600][/color]anytin wey mk man try watin dis guy write so, d person no broke o, na correct big man... Even d guy weY write am no fit do am 4 gurl....

So what do you do for her when you have money??

It's blatantly obvious that mr poster doesnt live in nigeria neither does he know how the brains of nigerian girls are wired

sorry sir but this is strictly European n American. Not very in touch with the Nigerian realities

Okija_juju: 1. Play Ludo
2. Stroll around your street.
3. Play WHOT
4. Gist
5. Sleep
6. Fhuck
7. Call each other only during free night call
8. listen to FM radio on your phone.
9.

UR HEAD DY DER TIMES A MILLION TIMES. MY 5HANDS UP 4 ONLY U.

ril19: sorry sir but this is strictly European n American. Not very in touch with the Nigerian realities

then post what you feel would work in nigeria.

these sound ok:

Hitchhike a ride with your girl to a place you haven't been before [not to a danger zone though]

Play a sport like basketball or football in your backyard
Plan a party for a day when you'll have money
Stroll in a public garden
[b]Get out all your old photo albums and show them to her
[/b]Cook a romantic meal together

the bolded especially. Albums are fun.