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The Monkey I Killed Early This Morning by Mikespecialone(m): 6:20pm On May 15, 2020
Very early this morning, this monkey came out of the bush into my house. I spotted it, called two guys to kill it......

God self know, I never chop meat for long and he sent me this....Front page please

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Re: The Monkey I Killed Early This Morning by serverconnect(m): 6:21pm On May 15, 2020
Food is ready for monkey eaters.

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Re: The Monkey I Killed Early This Morning by SLAP44: 6:21pm On May 15, 2020
This is murder, OP should be arrested.

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Re: The Monkey I Killed Early This Morning by Stephenomozzy(m): 6:23pm On May 15, 2020
grin

You really had to pose the head for good measure abi. Enjoy the meat o!

There's just this thing about monkeys that makes it very hard to eat sha. Assuming#Evolution be true

That tracker shoe sha.

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Re: The Monkey I Killed Early This Morning by chillex8(m): 6:26pm On May 15, 2020

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Re: The Monkey I Killed Early This Morning by Lorazepam(f): 6:32pm On May 15, 2020
Covid 20 loading

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Re: The Monkey I Killed Early This Morning by fabraham(m): 6:34pm On May 15, 2020
Mikespecialone:
Very early this morning ,this monkey came out of the bush into my house , I spotted it ,called two guys to kill it...... God self know ,I never chop meat for long and he sent me this....Front page please

Chai!!! look at how you massacred this poor creature. You can eat human being.

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Re: The Monkey I Killed Early This Morning by Nobody: 6:34pm On May 15, 2020
This is strange.

How can you behead something that looks like a child?

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Re: The Monkey I Killed Early This Morning by Ningen(m): 6:38pm On May 15, 2020
1. It's a legal catch.
2. It's not an endangered specie.

But...
It looks human!! shocked
If you can eat this, you can eat a Homo sapien.

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Re: The Monkey I Killed Early This Morning by Braintrain: 6:38pm On May 15, 2020
Nawa o who eats monkey
Your fellow primate chai
You can as well eat human being

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Re: The Monkey I Killed Early This Morning by Bruno3000(m): 6:47pm On May 15, 2020
How did u kill ur fellow brother na? Give ur life to Christ.

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Re: The Monkey I Killed Early This Morning by JeffreyD1(m): 6:50pm On May 15, 2020
Oga you can eat human being oooh shocked

So with the head looking like human you still get mind eat am


Tufiakwa

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Re: The Monkey I Killed Early This Morning by decatalyst(m): 6:51pm On May 15, 2020
Ah!

Do you know you are close to cannibal laidis?

Monkeys are almost like humans...so we can say you ate a "developing" human

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Re: The Monkey I Killed Early This Morning by Juell(m): 6:54pm On May 15, 2020
Ha! U get mind sha, see as the thing be like human

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Re: The Monkey I Killed Early This Morning by Sisijetue(f): 6:58pm On May 15, 2020
Hungerbad grin

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Re: The Monkey I Killed Early This Morning by joudini(m): 7:04pm On May 15, 2020
Nah, bro. If you can eat this , you can eat a human.

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Re: The Monkey I Killed Early This Morning by illicit(m): 7:53pm On May 15, 2020
The monkey mis waka

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Re: The Monkey I Killed Early This Morning by iamademola(m): 8:02pm On May 15, 2020
This looks really disgusting to me

You even intentionally pose the head, pic 3 &4

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Re: The Monkey I Killed Early This Morning by yenereal(m): 8:03pm On May 15, 2020
cry
Disgusting. Looks like a human being.

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Re: The Monkey I Killed Early This Morning by Gamechangerbaby: 9:10pm On May 15, 2020
Jisos
You fit kill person

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Re: The Monkey I Killed Early This Morning by OgbanjeProphet: 9:48pm On May 15, 2020
How can you eat monkey that looks like human being

Hungerbad cry

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Re: The Monkey I Killed Early This Morning by Nobody: 9:49pm On May 15, 2020
You killed your ancestor?? Ah! This Corona, nobody dey smile ooo grin grin grin

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Re: The Monkey I Killed Early This Morning by Slawormir: 9:49pm On May 15, 2020
Damnnnnn niggarrr
Isoright
You nor supposed eat this thing na

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Re: The Monkey I Killed Early This Morning by AroleOduduwa2: 9:49pm On May 15, 2020
God damn it, this guy can actually eat a human.

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Re: The Monkey I Killed Early This Morning by moscobabs(m): 9:49pm On May 15, 2020
If you can kill Monkey then you are dangerous to human angry

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Re: The Monkey I Killed Early This Morning by tot(f): 9:49pm On May 15, 2020
Must you kill everything you see? Very barbaric undecided

Anyway, I can see nairaland promotes all these kinds of threads. At this rate one day we will see "come and see the human being I killed". Mschew.

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Re: The Monkey I Killed Early This Morning by sharpwriter(m): 9:49pm On May 15, 2020
Lol... This guy bad gan o... How you people take kill am sef?

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Re: The Monkey I Killed Early This Morning by SpecialAdviser(m): 9:50pm On May 15, 2020
How dare u kill your brother and eat? We are all monkey species.

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Re: The Monkey I Killed Early This Morning by Kendumazy(m): 9:50pm On May 15, 2020
Chai! You guys are chopping things sha.

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Re: The Monkey I Killed Early This Morning by ekkywolex(m): 9:50pm On May 15, 2020
Ebola things

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