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Re: How Do I Tell Her She Stinks? by Ifabernard(m): 1:26pm On May 30, 2020
Phenomenal16:
...bia wait ooo...
Her mom was aware she had an infection or she was aware she gave it to u
Abeg i wan understand
It was when I told her she infected me...she said she had treated it and she didn't know she was still having the infection. That was when she told me that her mum was aware and she even took her to the hospital
Re: How Do I Tell Her She Stinks? by Nobody: 1:27pm On May 30, 2020
Ifabernard:

My question too...though I don't give a damn as long as I de enjoy my thing they go but I was never comfortable enjoying the puna
abi na alhajis e dey frolick with? those ones fit no too mind if woman dirty cheesy

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Re: How Do I Tell Her She Stinks? by Ifabernard(m): 1:28pm On May 30, 2020
Atlanticfire:


Then give her another excuse. Tell her she smells slightly and you want her to smell better for you.

At that point of the discussion, the medicine that will cure the smell is already bought, what will she do? Throw them away instead of taking them?


Wait! Does flagyl cure rotten smell??

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Re: How Do I Tell Her She Stinks? by Ifabernard(m): 1:31pm On May 30, 2020
lefulefu:
abi na alhajis e dey frolick with? those ones fit no too mind if woman dirty cheesy
I don't know sha but I could remember a scene when she wanted to hook up with a policeman. I had to stop the nonsense dt day
Re: How Do I Tell Her She Stinks? by Ifabernard(m): 1:32pm On May 30, 2020
Bright12660:
Since you don't want to tell her straight, Use an unknown number and call or text her. Simple
Lol...she no go recognise my voice grin grin grin
Re: How Do I Tell Her She Stinks? by Phenomenal16(f): 1:41pm On May 30, 2020
Ifabernard:

It was when I told her she infected me...she said she had treated it and she didn't know she was still having the infection. That was when she told me that her mum was aware and she even took her to the hospital
...OK Berra
Re: How Do I Tell Her She Stinks? by Atlanticfire: 1:55pm On May 30, 2020
Ifabernard:

Wait! Does flagyl cure rotten smell??

Yes. Within 3 days of starting the treatment you will see improvements but let her take it for 7 days
Re: How Do I Tell Her She Stinks? by Nobody: 2:28pm On May 30, 2020
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Re: How Do I Tell Her She Stinks? by Ifabernard(m): 2:33pm On May 30, 2020
Zizo96:


Bro I pray make you no experience that kind thing wey OP experience o. The thing be like FISH cold room wey em power supply just cut for like a month o. So make you try reason how that kind place go dey smell/ooze. That thing pass make person survive assassination attempt bro
U sabi analyse sha...u deserve award grin grin grin cheesy cheesy
Re: How Do I Tell Her She Stinks? by Ifabernard(m): 2:34pm On May 30, 2020
Zizo96:

That level no be small assassination attempt o my brother....Three days the smell fit no komot your brain o...U go just dey perceive am dey go. If you like bath 10times that day and next day, my brother the Odour still dey with you like follow come o. Spoilt fish no really fit explain the Odour...A fish cold room wey Nepa no gree give light for a month...make you kom go there go open the fridge...You fit reason as the place go dey smell ba?? Na so the thing be
Guy Howfa nah...e b like say u ma follow for the league o Tis one u sabi the rotten smell like this.
But laslas sha some ladies no de try abeg
Re: How Do I Tell Her She Stinks? by Biodun1929(m): 2:37pm On May 30, 2020
paulolee:
chai...dis matter strong o..av bin in ur shoes but shes now an ex..when we started she was clean and nice bt as she kum start waka waka she jus de ooze dt fishy smell, i tried talking to her indirectly by asking her to clean up weneva am abt goin in and wen we are done even if she no dey wan gree and na by force tinz o..my matter worst wen c.d burst one nite n wakeup d next 2 days with serious infection wey mk my d look lyk burnt corn..ran a test n de said its serios yeast infection n i shud avoid such kinda gals bcoz c.d may not even help me...mumu me still call d gals months after wen konji wan kee me bt i double d c d bt dis time d smell don worst o..as she turn 4 doggy naim i perceive am d most n it was worst, gat to force myself cum n rush enta bathroom go wash with dettol n nearly vomit self, wen i came out she asked for anoda round n me no even kno wen i tell her say na sin n start to de preach against sex b4 marriage 4 her...no b small matter dt day oo

This guy are you a comedian? You have me laughing my ass off over here...I'm laughing with tears rolling down my eyes. grin grin grin
Re: How Do I Tell Her She Stinks? by Ifabernard(m): 2:48pm On May 30, 2020
Biodun1929:


This guy are you a comedian? You have me laughing my ass off over here...I'm laughing with tears rolling down my eyes. grin grin grin
My brother if u pass through the place ...u sef go gv testimony

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Re: How Do I Tell Her She Stinks? by Oluromantic: 2:54pm On May 30, 2020
kenzysmith:
finally my ban has been lifted please can i say something i was ban forcalling someone fool some people has use worst insult i was ban for over 9months chai happy to be back anyway
9 months. Guy I've been banned for 2 yrs before. I came back. Not this moniker though
Re: How Do I Tell Her She Stinks? by Nobody: 2:56pm On May 30, 2020
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Re: How Do I Tell Her She Stinks? by Olude193: 3:00pm On May 30, 2020
OP do the needful... .

Come to give us feedback
Re: How Do I Tell Her She Stinks? by Stephenmoka4(m): 3:02pm On May 30, 2020
Zizo96:


Bro I pray make you no experience that kind thing wey OP experience o. The thing be like FISH cold room wey em power supply just cut for like a month o. So make you try reason how that kind place go dey smell/ooze. That thing pass make person survive assassination attempt bro
Euuuwww how will a living being smell that way, what the hell. you too have experienced this, she might vex for you if you tell her.
I say, since the day my guy told me about the smell- with all honesty, I just got confused that afternoon.
Re: How Do I Tell Her She Stinks? by Aimerosa25(f): 3:02pm On May 30, 2020
Tell her nicely,and also check yourself too,I can tell you what to give her to use that will make this history
Re: How Do I Tell Her She Stinks? by SmellySperm(m): 3:05pm On May 30, 2020
paulolee:
chai...dis matter strong o..av bin in ur shoes but shes now an ex..when we started she was clean and nice bt as she kum start waka waka she jus de ooze dt fishy smell, i tried talking to her indirectly by asking her to clean up weneva am abt goin in and wen we are done even if she no dey wan gree and na by force tinz o..my matter worst wen c.d burst one nite n wakeup d next 2 days with serious infection wey mk my d look lyk burnt corn..ran a test n de said its serios yeast infection n i shud avoid such kinda gals bcoz c.d may not even help me...mumu me still call d gals months after wen konji wan kee me bt i double d c d bt dis time d smell don worst o..as she turn 4 doggy naim i perceive am d most n it was worst, gat to force myself cum n rush enta bathroom go wash with dettol n nearly vomit self, wen i came out she asked for anoda round n me no even kno wen i tell her say na sin n start to de preach against sex b4 marriage 4 her...no b small matter dt day oo

Re: How Do I Tell Her She Stinks? by Ifabernard(m): 3:06pm On May 30, 2020
Zizo96:

My brother...U never hear am finish now...So as I dey explain dey go, as you kom reach that big fridge now ( I mean the fridge wey all those fishes dey wey light no reach for like 30days o ) Make you kom open am...Dat one na 2nd degree murder...Omo make you kom try dey scatter the fridge on the notion say you wan see the extent of the damage...Chai my brother...I no pray experience that kind level again 4 my life. Dem suppose add all those kind girls wey dey ooze to part of death sentence methods...Make dem just put you inside one room wey AC dey with that kind babe...make she just open that level 4 you...E pass make them hang or electrocute criminal.
Lol....e sopos de among 1000ways to die
Re: How Do I Tell Her She Stinks? by Ifabernard(m): 3:08pm On May 30, 2020
Olude193:
OP do the needful... .

Come to give us feedback
I'm still thinking of how to tell her...but surely I'll gather my strength and tell her
Re: How Do I Tell Her She Stinks? by Clinghton: 3:10pm On May 30, 2020
Don't break up.
1,use nose mask to Bleep her.
2,make sure she pays your bills, through her numerous sugar daddies
Re: How Do I Tell Her She Stinks? by Ifabernard(m): 3:12pm On May 30, 2020
Stephenmoka4:
Euuuwww how will a living being smell that way, what the hell. you too have experienced this, she might vex for you if you tell her.
I say, since the day my guy told me about the smell- with all honesty, I just got confused that afternoon.
You need to experience it...
Most babes are just like that...I already have a principle. What I can't suck, my dick wont fvck....just that I need to tell this babe make she know wetin I face
Re: How Do I Tell Her She Stinks? by Ifabernard(m): 3:13pm On May 30, 2020
Clinghton:
Don't break up.
1,use nose mask to Bleep her.
2,make sure she pays your bills, through her numerous sugar daddies
Lol...no b only her kpekus de nah
Re: How Do I Tell Her She Stinks? by Olude193: 3:15pm On May 30, 2020
Ifabernard:

I'm still thinking of how to tell her...but surely I'll gather my strength and tell her


Okay...
Re: How Do I Tell Her She Stinks? by paulolee(m): 3:18pm On May 30, 2020
Zizo96:

That level no be small assassination attempt o my brother....Three days the smell fit no komot your brain o...U go just dey perceive am dey go. If you like bath 10times that day and next day, my brother the Odour still dey with you like follow come o. Spoilt fish no really fit explain the Odour...A fish cold room wey Nepa no gree give light for a month...make you kom go there go open the fridge...You fit reason as the place go dey smell ba?? Na so the thing be
my guy abeg e don do o...no kum let me de reason rubbish vex throway d food i dey eat...mk our sisters de help us abeg and the worst part b say i neva ever get that kain experience back den for the regular ashana joints wey boys de visit oo...gals dis days go jus de use packaging kee person and after man don finally plan map n say mk him reap d fruit of him labour, naim one kain smell go jus spoil tinz
Re: How Do I Tell Her She Stinks? by paulolee(m): 3:21pm On May 30, 2020
Biodun1929:


This guy are you a comedian? You have me laughing my ass off over here...I'm laughing with tears rolling down my eyes. grin grin grin
my broda that matter no funny o because i no expect such from d so called clean bea wey i bin don enter b4....d story self de pain me even as i de reason n de type am self...bea wey i spend for naim wan kum use one rubbish smell kee me..seriously i kum hate gals badly dt time if no be doctor wey tell me as the mattee be..

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Re: How Do I Tell Her She Stinks? by Sanishu: 3:23pm On May 30, 2020
After reaching the place now it stinks
Re: How Do I Tell Her She Stinks? by Ifabernard(m): 3:49pm On May 30, 2020
Sanishu:
After reaching the place now it stinks
Just asking for advice oga...no just start the matter way u no go fit finish
Re: How Do I Tell Her She Stinks? by kenzysmith(m): 4:10pm On May 30, 2020
Oluromantic:

9 months. Guy I've been banned for 2 yrs before. I came back. Not this moniker though
2 years chai your own worst gone i go just quit nairaland for good if that has happen to me
Re: How Do I Tell Her She Stinks? by Dfynboi: 4:18pm On May 30, 2020
u fear she may end up nt giving u d punna again after telling her dt she stinks down there,??hehehehe...bahd guy
Re: How Do I Tell Her She Stinks? by dairykidd(m): 4:26pm On May 30, 2020
If she has always had this smell for the whole time since u started then Op u be idiot. 7 years op 7... So for the whole 7 years u have been dipping ur preeq inside soak-away How do u even open her up to the point of fvcking that hell hole n still enjoy it all these years. No need to tell her na. Whats the essence Something u dey chop for seven years and no be say na now she start smell undecided

But if ahe just start smell better take her to hospital for treatment. If she like make she vex say u do am without notice. I can't even fvck a dirty girl not to talk of smelling pussie. Chai!!!

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