Slawormir:
Damnnnnn niggarrr
Mehnnnn....as a real niggarrr i nor go fit count
Wetin alcohol don do me for this life nor be small

I remember one night after enough bottles.....I dey drive come house....for good twenty minutes i dey turn for that ring road round about for Benin city.....i nor come know which lane be sapele road own again

Alcohol....the last one way alcohol do me...I nearly enter trouble.....na that period i come know say keke napep dey cost......me and my guy dey come from play house....we don high....o boy...na so i jam keke napep...the owner say i must pay....i beg tire...he nor green.....na almost 600 thousand i take buy give am
Since that day....i come adjust small.......i come dey try package my small bar for house to avoid trouble.... But i still dey go beer parlour...me must drink alcohol wether devil like it or not....

donbachi:
i entered a car from G.R.A junction at rumuola,heading to air force junction.i slept off and woke up at aba.

Chidex2442:
I on generator, enter house sleep till dawn. Forget to change over

Vyzz:
After a night chill with friends, we got home, we decided to go in through the fence because we knew that the gate will probably be locked.

All my fiends succeeded in climbing and jumping over the fence except me and one other idiot. The guy leaned on the gate and the gate opened, lol we didn't know all the while the gate was open.

Well shayo made us close the gate back and still use the fence to enter the house.

What have u done under the influence of alcohol...

freesoul12:
Entrying a buy trade on my phone without closing the trades.. like say i dey swing trade, come see how account dey bleed in the morning. D funniest thing is that i didn't know when i open my phone talk less of pressing buy. Alcohol is a bad thing

Wantedmiller:


Bros easy oooo

the car they go Aba abi?

ivartheMENTAL ivartheboneless:

Well I once danced to the national anthem

JasonScoolari:
-Smiling and Waving a popular mad man at Ekpan....

-Dancing "Makosa" to Ice Prince "Superstar" song at Supreme Hotel, Ekpoma.


Alcohol is not my thing abeg.

Nobodycan:
I drink half of Lords Gin big bottle and I went to school.I Literally wooed my Female HOD.. The After math was so epic

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Merimental:


shouldn't have bothered commenting den

abdullahi45:


Team teetotaller say cheese

pmoye:
Well I am in Europe.

Dreyton36:
We went to the club drunk , first time I vomited
When we finally got a taxi to drive us home , immediately the taxi stopped at the traffic light point , I just opened the door and started running home , and I live at ojota Lagos, while the car was still at ikeja round about
Na me them come they pursue

donbachi:
i entered a car from G.R.A junction at rumuola,heading to air force junction.i slept off and woke up at aba.

busariabeyx24:
Came home drunk on the 26th Dec 2018 and went straight to my room to sleep only to wake up for mid night outside my house with the gate locked. I banged on the gate so hard no body gree Open. Was so scared I had to enter the church opposite my house.
When day finally break my older brother told me he was begging me not to go outside for mid night but I said na there my bed dey.
Since then I've learnt to drink responsibly

Slawormir:
Damnnnnn niggarrr
Mehnnnn....as a real niggarrr i nor go fit count
Wetin alcohol don do me for this life nor be small

I remember one night after enough bottles.....I dey drive come house....for good twenty minutes i dey turn for that ring road round about for Benin city.....i nor come know which lane be sapele road own again

Alcohol....the last one way alcohol do me...I nearly enter trouble.....na that period i come know say keke napep dey cost......me and my guy dey come from play house....we don high....o boy...na so i jam keke napep...the owner say i must pay....i beg tire...he nor green.....na almost 600 thousand i take buy give am
Since that day....i come adjust small.......i come dey try package my small bar for house to avoid trouble.... But i still dey go beer parlour...me must drink alcohol wether devil like it or not....

Chidex2442:
I on generator, enter house sleep till dawn. Forget to change over

Oladelepedro:
It happened this week,I was so drunk on redlabel and I was shouting I'm a fucking millionaire. The next day I was ashamed of myself.

chatinent:
All I know now is I swear to drunk I am not God. Urrgh.

Larryhoover:
I went to a birthday party with 2 friends in 2009, we got drunk on Napoleon and boom the drama started after 20mins. I first dropped the Napoleon bottle on the floor and it broke and a friend later asked of the remaining Napoleon and I was showing him my empty hand as if I was still holding the drink. After about 10mins I left with my 2 friends to go home, there was no bike or taxi so we had to trek for about 3km. On our way home a friend got to the main express and slept on it that we had to pull him up and plead that we were not yet at home and we had to hold him closely so that he won't insist again while on our way. My house back then used to be a lion's den and you dare not come back home late but on getting home we banged the gate as if we wanted to bring it down and at some point the Gateman got scared and opened the door with fear. Truly alcohol is a bitch.

Thereafter my Uncle's wife (Fearless Woman) asked us from her window where we were coming from at 1am and I responded without any remorse "Mama we are coming from a party ni jor"...lol

We all entered and slept anyhow and after like 20mins I threw up all the food and the alcohol I had consumed and I slept back without knowing. When I was informed about it the following day I couldn't believe it until I was shown the video made by one of us, it was so disgusting.

Finally, the following morning, the room was so unbearable with the smell of the alcohol vomit as all of us threw up all through the night that I landed in the hospital. I developed a serious body itch and after proper examination, I was advised by the doctor to do away with alcohol as it was not good for my system. This then became the end of my journey in the alcohol world.