chic2pimp:

Ileke Idi is a young'un oooo.

So you know Ileke in real life? Or know enough to be sure she's pulling my leg? I'll get her.

^^^

Did you not see her photo?

Itz your turn to let us know what you look like


Will ya?

isale_gan2:

So you know Ileke in real life?  Or know enough to be sure she's pulling my leg? I'll get her.

They [/b]are pulling your leg, I'm serious  . Why would I say I'm that old when I'm not?
My oldest son could be your hubby one day, I hope you like moi as an in-law sha   

isale_gan2:

This is from another thread.  If you wanna reeeally fight it out with Ileke and the other women, go here: https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-593543.0.html  please.  I just want to harass her a little.

Ileke, Bad Girl!  Is your husband Nigerian?  Or, since you live abroad [b](foreign affairs) are you married to a foreigner? ::spit!:: hahahahaha.  I kid I jest. 

P.S. Still dunno if she is really married.  We'll just play along.  Whatever Ileke wants.

One sexy Ghanaian brother has my name tattooed below his navel, close to. . . . I'll continue after I  confirm the adulthood (age) of all of una here.

Ileke-IdI:

They [/b]are pulling your leg, I'm serious  . Why would I say I'm that old when I'm not?
My oldest son could be your hubby one day, I hope you like moi as an in-law sha   


One sexy Ghanaian brother has my name tattooed below his navel, close to. . . .[b] I'll continue after I  confirm the adulthood (age) of all of una here.

Adulthood ko, Adultness ni

Anyway, shey those small small akatas no dey disturb you for class.

fstranger1:

Adulthood ko, Adultness ni

Anyway, shey those small small akatas no dey disturb you for class.

awe, koju s'iyawo e, Isale_gan jor. That's not for you to worry about lol.

Where is that girl sef? Where did you send her?

2buff:

Finding marriageable love is definitely the single challenge with living abroad.

No matter the yahns, at the end of the day, you really just wanna marry a sweet naija girl.

You're the first poster here who has actually admitted this.  If you read from beginning, you'll see that the very idea of this thread germinated from an earlier discussion about surviving abroad and how to avoid waiting too long for marriage.

So, what are you going to do about meeting "a sweet naija girl"?  I'm afraid I can't offer you our services.  I "unanimously" decided it's too close to pimping Also, my partner in crime, Buzugee, for whom this thread was named is too much of an old fart and too punch-drunk to find the thread again!  

But I would encourage anyone out there to give us ideas how Naijas abroad can best meet and stay in touch with other Naijas in their area.

fstranger1:

^^^
Did you not see her photo?

Itz your turn to let us know what you look like

Will ya?

The picture looks like it was taken sometime ago. Just saying.

Maybe I'll show you my pic. I'll see. Wait a couple days. Has to be the right time.

Ileke-IdI:

They [/b]are pulling your leg, I'm serious  . Why would I say I'm that old when I'm not?
My oldest son could be your hubby one day, I hope you like moi as an in-law sha   

One sexy Ghanaian brother has my name tattooed below his navel, close to. . . . I'll continue [b]after I  confirm the adulthood (age) of all of una here.

I'm grown, girl!  I'm sure I'm older than your kids.!  I'm sure of it! 

Ileke-IdI:

awe, koju s'iyawo e, Isale_gan jor. That's not for you to worry about lol.

Where is that girl sef? Where did you send her?

Here. Not crazy about posting messages on the site. Ileke, does the message box eff up on you too?

fstranger1:

Adulthood ko, Adultness ni

Anyway, shey those small small akatas no dey disturb you for class.

Akatas are something else. I swear, when I first got here, I couldn't run from them fast enough. Don't want to offend anyone, but yeah, to us, they seemed pushy to say the least. hehehehe. The effrontery! How dare they?!

isale_gan2:

Akatas are something else. I swear, when I first got here, I couldn't run from them fast enough. Don't want to offend anyone, but yeah, to us, they seemed pushy to say the least. hehehehe. The effrontery! How dare they?!

My Indian classmates used to complain too.

Funny hahahaha

You must be really hot then

I know they like DDs too!

Irrespective, it seems you have something all men want.

Good news for DK

But too bad he cant have you!

fstranger1:

My Indian classmates used to complain too.

Funny hahahaha

You must be really hot then

I know they like DDs too!

Irrespective, it seems you have something all men want.

Good news for DK

But too bad he cant have you!

Everyone likes a Double Deaf girl.

isale_gan2:

The picture looks like it was taken sometime ago. Just saying.

Maybe I'll show you my pic. I'll see. Wait a couple days. Has to be the right time.

The bold sounds suggestive.

isale_gan2:

You're the first poster here who has actually admitted this. If you read from beginning, you'll see that the very idea of this thread germinated from an earlier discussion about surviving abroad and how to avoid waiting too long for marriage.

So, what are you going to do about meeting "a sweet naija girl"? I'm afraid I can't offer you our services. I "unanimously" decided it's too close to pimping Also, my partner in crime, Buzugee, for whom this thread was named is too much of an old fart and too punch-drunk to find the thread again!

But I would encourage anyone out there to give us ideas how Naijas abroad can best meet and stay in touch with other Naijas in their area.

Good idea but naija girls too get wahala. I heard Atlanta has a ratio of 8 women to 1 man Is it true?

isale_gan2:

I'm grown, girl!  I'm sure I'm older than your kids.!  I'm sure of it! 
Here.  Not crazy about posting messages on the site.  Ileke, does the message box eff up on you too?

30 is not yet grown o, 40 are the years of enjoyment and true adulthood.
LOL can you understand Yoruba? Just curious, I've never seen you type it.

Nope, it doesnt.  

dayokanu:

The bold sounds suggestive.

Haha

Wetin consign agbero with over load

Let me worry about that.

Suggestive? Yes. To you? Hellz NO, innit?

2buff:

Finding marriageable love is definitely the single challenge with living abroad.

No matter the yahns, at the end of the day, you really just wanna marry a sweet naija girl.

shey you get choice before?

Ileke-IdI:

shey you get choice before?

Shey you get choice too?

Isale, stop taking Ileke seriously, she is 21

Try going through her other ids, especially her first one, Toyinrayo

While using Toyinrayo, she was extremely naive and she revealed alot about herself. She is still a lil naive, but definitely more cautious now than when she was operating under Toyinrayo

dayokanu:

The bold sounds suggestive.

Not intentionally.  All in your mind.  

Good idea but naija girls too get wahala. I heard Atlanta has a ratio of 8 women to 1 man Is it true?

To be honest, I'm not serious about that.  Just keeping with the theme of the opening post.

Not sure about ratio of male/female.  If you ask Stranger, he'll tell you I spend all my time at asalatu.

fstranger1:

Shey you get choice too?

Isale, stop taking Ileke seriously, she is 21

Dayo, am I 21? Yes or no?

Dont force an age on me. I know it's the thick skin, but my wrinkles are begining to appear. It saddens me when I hear "18" or "21". Plz okay?

^^^ 22 this year!

Ileke-IdI:

30 is not yet grown o, 40 are the years of enjoyment and true adulthood.
LOL can you understand Yoruba? Just curious, I've never seen you type it.

Nope, it doesnt.  

I've typed it lots of times.  Bere lowo Stranger.  Se mo ti but e ri, Stranger?  I don't think so.  Anyway, one time when I was fit to be tied.  hehehehe.

fstranger1:

Isale, stop taking Ileke seriously, she is 21

Try going through her other ids, especially her first one, Toyinrayo

While using Toyinrayo, she was extremely naive and she revealed alot about herself. She is still a lil naive, but definitely more cautious now than when she was operating under Toyinrayo

Oh, OK.

Anywaz, what was me and Isale_gan n discuss tele?

Oh yeah, surviving abroad as a married woman with 6 children. One of my child is about going to college in a few, which school would you recommend?

I've typed it lots of times. Bere lowo Stranger. Se mo ti but e ri, Stranger? I don't think so. Anyway, one time when I was fit to be tied. hehehehe.

Jor bami bu daada. O ti fe ma k'oja aye e. Iwo nikan lo ni egba to le fun. Oro e ti su mi.

Ileke-IdI:

Dayo, am I 21? Yes or no?

Dont force an age on me. I know it's the thick skin, but my wrinkles are begining to appear. It saddens me when I hear "18" or "21". Plz okay?

Ileke,
You play a role well.  What's your major?

isale_gan2:

Ileke,
You play a role well.  What's your major?

Something non-scince

When she was posting as Toyinrayo, she used to ask people to help her with basic algebra that kids do at the JSS level in Naija/

She is prolly majoring in anthropology or sociology or something non-intellectual.

Go through her posts under her Toyinrayo moniker, everything is there!

isale_gan2:

Ileke,
You play a role well.  What's your major?

Lol I am not playing a role, sweet. If I tell you guys that I am married with 6 kids, why is that so hard to believe?

Gymnastic. I loff the arts of body movement.

Ileke-IdI:

Jor bami bu daada. O ti fe ma k'oja aye e. Iwo nikan lo ni egba to le fun. Oro e ti su mi.

I wouldn't do that anyway.  He might like it though.

Ileke-IdI:

Lol I am not playing a role, sweet. If I tell you guys that I am married with 6 kids, why is that so hard to believe?

Gymnastic. I loff the arts of body movement.

Gym ke?

DO you have to go to college to study gymnastics?

Isnt gymnastics self-explanatory?

fstranger1:

Something non-science

When she was posting as Toyinrayo, she used to ask people to help her with basic algebra that kids do at the JSS level in Naija/

She is prolly majoring in anthropology or sociology or something non-intellectual.

Go through her posts under her Toyinrayo moniker, everything is there!

'K.  Will do tonight.

Ileke-IdI:

Lol I am not playing a role, sweet. If I tell you guys that I am married with 6 kids, why is that so hard to believe?

Gymnastic. I loff the arts of body movement.

Why a Ghanaian dude have a tattoo of you on his body?  Your hubby cool with that?

isale_gan2:

Why a Ghanaian dude have a tattoo of you on his body?  Your hubby cool with that?

You assumed my husband is Nigeria?

Never assume, my dia.

Well, you guys enjoy your thread, I've got a [i]baby [/i]to breastfeed 

fstranger1:

Gym ke?

DO you have to go to college to study gymnastics?

Isnt gymnastics self-explanatory?

peekaboo 

Ileke-IdI:

You assumed my husband is Nigeria?

Never assume, my dia.

Well, you guys enjoy your thread, I've got a [i]baby [/i]to breastfeed 

Be that way.  I can play a role too.

You said "a guy."  Not your hubby!

isale_gan2:

For Strange's eyes only.  You all mind your beeswax!  
[size=4pt]  You.  We need to talk.  There's an age diparity.  Probably should have made you tell me your age sooner.  You had said something about a psychiatry practice, and a couple other things.  Should have known you were "underage" the way you wind people up all over the place.[/size]  

how old are you?

isale-gan, why do you keep hinting at things.

just curious.

and what's all this gym stuff.


I'm about to cancel my gym membership because they're turning it into some kind of hideout.

hope terrorists arent hiding there.