Prinnce1:
preshieben you don suck dick with this small mouth of yours

ehehn nahh

Kenneygirl:
walls have ears

Ok let's do it privately then...should i send you a DM?

Osek:
I have never joined a cult before and will never will
I have never had sex before even tho have come close
I have never slept with another's man's wife and will never will
I have never been to a baba lawo place

Too many Jokers On Nairaland these days...

Preshieben:
wishes don't come true

So your telling me that for a man to get what he wishes for then he must work towards it right?

Very funny thread

oliviacute:
lol

Which state do you stay?

Preshieben:
I dey I no get joy at all give any guy for nairaland.

Dah babe afo to akwa ibom, so akpe na diongo what's up nah..
use ur head well here.. ke Utortor them plenty here..

Preshieben:
I dey I no get joy at all give any guy for nairaland.

Dah babe afo to akwa ibom, so akpe na diongo what's up nah..
use ur head well here.. ke Utortor them plenty here..

NaijaDisclaimer:


Dah babe afo to akwa ibom, so akpe na diongo what's up nah..

use ur head well here.. ke Utortor them plenty here..

Abi

N3cR0mAZc3R:

So your telling me that for a man to get what he wishes for then he must work towards it right?

Maybe

EmmaNuella77:
Well,


1. I haven't kissed
2. Haven't had sex
3. Haven't been to a native/doctor
4. Haven't travelled out of Nigeria
5. Haven't been in love with anyone else since I broke up with my first boyfriend(Temple) in 2018

what you should say is that since 2018,you have not kissed or fvcked, because this two things are main ingredients in boyfriend/girlfriend relationship,if a relationship don't have these two things then it's is a friendzoneship.

Never chased a girl publicly
Never asked a girl for number
Never wokeup without a hardon
never visited a nude beach
never tried john thomas from nyash
never smoched any breast.

Preshieben:
Abi

nkor Mme keme hit up on ur number bah?

okoroemeka:
what you should say is that since 2018,you have not kissed or fvcked, because this two things are main ingredients in boyfriend/girlfriend relationship,if a relationship don't have these two things then it's is a friendzoneship.

Says who?

Preshieben:
you're free to Bleep em if u get to meet them
I can't stop you from your craziness biko

Just like your parent can't stop u from creating this thread..
Assume they used condom .they'd have prevented this senseless thread mumu

countless but wud love to actually do some

tobby20:

Just like your parent can't stop u from creating this thread..
Assume they used condom .they'd have prevented this senseless thread mumu

I don't see anything senseless about this thread.
It's only your comment I find too senseless

NaijaDisclaimer:


nkor Mme keme hit up on ur number bah?

Mfana Ibaga
Zero eight zero six nine zero five six one four two

Preshieben:

Abi

Hey Preshie. Wahts'up.
Checked your profile you based in akwa ibom. That's gud.
Have been contemplating settling down in Akwa ibom or Anambra after NYSC. Abuja is cool but nahh. Rich lots n fake happiness. I want somewhere cool n not too expensive for a young guy who wants to leave his parents comfort zone. Waht would you say about Akwa ibom since you reside there?

Preshieben:
I don't see anything senseless about this thread.
It's only your comment I find too senseless

Would a pig find anything senseless playing in the mud

swagguElite:


Hey Preshie. Wahts'up.
Checked your profile you based in akwa ibom. That's gud.
Have been contemplating settling down in Akwa ibom or Anambra after NYSC. Abuja is cool but nahh. Rich lots n fake happiness. I want somewhere cool n not too expensive for a young guy who wants to leave his parents comfort zone. Waht would you say about Akwa ibom since you reside there?

Nice idea tho
You'll get an affordable accommodation
Tho finding a job will be damn hard
But you'll get one...
Lots of fine girls to keep your company
Life's easy here in Akwa ibom

tobby20:

Would a pig find anything senseless playing in the mud

ignored.

Preshieben:
Nice idea tho
You'll get an affordable accommodation
Tho finding a job will be damn hard
But you'll get one...
Lots of fine girls to keep your company
Life's easy here in Akwa ibom

Lolz. The fine girls part. Ladies ain't part of the plan yet.
Anyways, "Life is easy here in Akwa ibom" sounds more like it.
Thanks.
The job part - is it hard coz they are not much corporate work or the competition for getting a job is high?

swagguElite:


Lolz. The fine girls part. Ladies ain't part of the plan yet.
Anyways, "Life is easy here in Akwa ibom" sounds more like it.
Thanks.
The job part - is it hard coz they are not much corporate work or the competition for getting a job is high?

well
Depends on your qualifications and skills
Like I said
You'll get one no matter what

Preshieben:
well Depends on your qualifications and skills Like I said You'll get one no matter what

I got that covered, thanks. See you around Presh.

Twoclans:
I have never been to any spiritualist or a native doctor before.

I have never travelled out of Nigeria

That's nice of u. Can I know u am in kd

Ah Neva knack b4

swagguElite:

I got that covered, thanks.
See you around Presh.

okay.

I haven't being to a brothel before... I haven't masturbate before.... I haven't heard sex before Never being to airport before.. I haven't use an Android phone before.. countless to mention...

I haven't being to a brothel before... I haven't masturbate before.... I haven't heard sex before Never being to airport before.. I haven't use an Android phone before.. countless to mention...

I haven’t smoked