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I Thought She Was Squirting But She Messed Up My Bed With Urine by nonhuman(m): 4:28pm On Jun 23, 2020
I met this lady few days ago she came over and as we were on the bed having sex it didn't take long i began too feel wetness everywhere and the feeling was hot to be frank. I was enjoying the warmth of the wetness on my dick as I continue to dig harder, I thought she was squirting, it continues to pour and my bed was all soaked at the end I had to check what it was by smelling it, and to my greatest surprise it was pure urine, I was really disappointed, I vowed from that sport never to invite her again and it rained that day, there was no sun, to dry my mattress. now my question is, is it normal for a girl to keep urinating during sex, or is something wrong with her?
Re: I Thought She Was Squirting But She Messed Up My Bed With Urine by Nobody: 4:31pm On Jun 23, 2020
No be you be non-human again.
You really know how to do the do.
Nothing is wrong with her.

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Re: I Thought She Was Squirting But She Messed Up My Bed With Urine by nonhuman(m): 4:35pm On Jun 23, 2020
Observer131:
No be you be non-human again.
You really know how to do the do.
Nothing is wrong with her.
I swear after the do she said she will not do guy for me again and she have been calling every 2hours but I am not doing again

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Re: I Thought She Was Squirting But She Messed Up My Bed With Urine by longetivity(m): 4:38pm On Jun 23, 2020
mad pipu everywhere

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Re: I Thought She Was Squirting But She Messed Up My Bed With Urine by Dfynboi: 4:42pm On Jun 23, 2020
never heard of a gal urinating during sex tho

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Re: I Thought She Was Squirting But She Messed Up My Bed With Urine by Authoreety: 4:44pm On Jun 23, 2020
Dat gal can never leave you alone again.



U massacred her..

grin

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Re: I Thought She Was Squirting But She Messed Up My Bed With Urine by jigganigga: 4:47pm On Jun 23, 2020
oga squirting na squirting

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Re: I Thought She Was Squirting But She Messed Up My Bed With Urine by Shedrack777: 5:09pm On Jun 23, 2020
your 2nd moniker na BABBANBURA abi? bcus na wetin you give her be that

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Re: I Thought She Was Squirting But She Messed Up My Bed With Urine by Nobody: 5:11pm On Jun 23, 2020
Ok bro. Story has been seen and read.

100naira viva detergent go solve ur problem. If the smell persist consult a doctor and owner of viva soap. U r gonna need a trailer load to wash it.

. grin grin grin grin

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Re: I Thought She Was Squirting But She Messed Up My Bed With Urine by 0rion: 5:12pm On Jun 23, 2020
nonhuman:
I met this lady few days ago she came over and as we were on the bed having sex it didn't take long i began too feel wetness everywhere and the feeling was hot to be frank. I was enjoying the warmth of the wetness on my dick as I continue to dig harder, I thought she was squirting, it continues to pour and my bed was all soaked at the end I had to check what it was by smelling it, and to my greatest surprise it was pure urine, I was really disappointed, I vowed from that sport never to invite her again and it rained that day, there was no sun, to dry my mattress. now my question is, is it normal for a girl to keep urinating during sex, or is something wrong with her?

YOU DONT KNOW SAY SQUIRTING NA GLORIFIED PEE




grin grin grin grin grin

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Re: I Thought She Was Squirting But She Messed Up My Bed With Urine by Sluvist(m): 5:18pm On Jun 23, 2020
Just smell is not enough for you to prove it as urine. Who even told you that females urine dey smell sef?
Some mattress starts smelling immediate they becomes soaked, possibly yours is one of them.

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Re: I Thought She Was Squirting But She Messed Up My Bed With Urine by Professorcplus(m): 5:23pm On Jun 23, 2020
I smell lies

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Re: I Thought She Was Squirting But She Messed Up My Bed With Urine by NairalandSARS: 5:46pm On Jun 23, 2020
nonhuman:
I met this lady few days ago she came over and as we were on the bed having sex it didn't take long i began too feel wetness everywhere and the feeling was hot to be frank. I was enjoying the warmth of the wetness on my dick as I continue to dig harder, I thought she was squirting, it continues to pour and my bed was all soaked at the end I had to check what it was by smelling it, and to my greatest surprise it was pure urine, I was really disappointed, I vowed from that sport never to invite her again and it rained that day, there was no sun, to dry my mattress. now my question is, is it normal for a girl to keep urinating during sex, or is something wrong with her?

But squirting is urine

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Re: I Thought She Was Squirting But She Messed Up My Bed With Urine by Olabode971(f): 5:54pm On Jun 23, 2020
There a considerable amount of urine in any squirting fluid...
Yea, she pee because you penetrate deeper...

Oga; she cant back Down from coming for more.. Better get prepared!!!

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Re: I Thought She Was Squirting But She Messed Up My Bed With Urine by BabbanBura(m): 5:58pm On Jun 23, 2020
Shedrack777:
your 2nd moniker na BABBANBURA abi? bcus na wetin you give her be that

Ogini
Re: I Thought She Was Squirting But She Messed Up My Bed With Urine by NobleDeSage001: 6:00pm On Jun 23, 2020
There is no difference between squirt and urine as such.
If I am not mistaken, squirt is colourless while urine has colour.
Both are of same content and are produced from the same place. She squirted and not urinated.
It's practically impossible for a girl to urinate during sex.

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Re: I Thought She Was Squirting But She Messed Up My Bed With Urine by Zendinho(m): 6:02pm On Jun 23, 2020
You didn't tell us her reaction after the rendezvous.

Though your story could be true, but since you didn't inform us about the the totality of the bedmatic series.......IT SOUND FICTITIOUS.
Re: I Thought She Was Squirting But She Messed Up My Bed With Urine by Skmoda(m): 6:07pm On Jun 23, 2020
Authoreety:
Dat gal can never leave you alone again.



U massacred her..

grin
that girl might do something bad to him if he refused to pick her calls...he really massacred her kitten.

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Re: I Thought She Was Squirting But She Messed Up My Bed With Urine by Nobody: 6:11pm On Jun 23, 2020
Hey.

Re: I Thought She Was Squirting But She Messed Up My Bed With Urine by nonhuman(m): 6:35pm On Jun 23, 2020
Zendinho:
You didn't tell us her reaction after the rendezvous.

Though your story could be true, but since you didn't inform us about the the totality of the bedmatic series.......IT SOUND FICTITIOUS.
hmm it actually happened
Re: I Thought She Was Squirting But She Messed Up My Bed With Urine by nonhuman(m): 6:37pm On Jun 23, 2020
Sluvist:
Just smell is not enough for you to prove it as urine. Who even told you that females urine dey smell sef?
Some mattress starts smelling immediate they becomes soaked, possibly yours is one of them.
i read somewhere that squirt is not urine that squrts is odourless and colourless,

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Re: I Thought She Was Squirting But She Messed Up My Bed With Urine by Froshhh7(m): 6:37pm On Jun 23, 2020
nonhuman:
I met this lady few days ago she came over and as we were on the bed having sex it didn't take long i began too feel wetness everywhere and the feeling was hot to be frank. I was enjoying the warmth of the wetness on my dick as I continue to dig harder, I thought she was squirting, it continues to pour and my bed was all soaked at the end I had to check what it was by smelling it, and to my greatest surprise it was pure urine, I was really disappointed, I vowed from that sport never to invite her again and it rained that day, there was no sun, to dry my mattress. now my question is, is it normal for a girl to keep urinating during sex, or is something wrong with her?
.....u better chek wella if shit no dey

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Re: I Thought She Was Squirting But She Messed Up My Bed With Urine by nonhuman(m): 6:38pm On Jun 23, 2020
Shedrack777:
your 2nd moniker na BABBANBURA abi? bcus na wetin you give her be that
whatever that means
Re: I Thought She Was Squirting But She Messed Up My Bed With Urine by nonhuman(m): 6:39pm On Jun 23, 2020
Froshhh7:
.....u better chek wella if shit no dey
shit no dey
Re: I Thought She Was Squirting But She Messed Up My Bed With Urine by Kalashnikov102(m): 6:41pm On Jun 23, 2020
Now your room go dey smell rotten kpomo water undecided

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Re: I Thought She Was Squirting But She Messed Up My Bed With Urine by paulolee(m): 6:44pm On Jun 23, 2020
chai...dia wan na legend oo....i hail baba

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Re: I Thought She Was Squirting But She Messed Up My Bed With Urine by callmeRichie(m): 6:58pm On Jun 23, 2020
you no wan her mess your bed before and you were digging deeper Haba don't be confused nah
Re: I Thought She Was Squirting But She Messed Up My Bed With Urine by Harry00(m): 6:59pm On Jun 23, 2020
Wats the difference
Re: I Thought She Was Squirting But She Messed Up My Bed With Urine by oglalasioux(m): 7:01pm On Jun 23, 2020
NobleDeSage001:
There is no difference between squirt and urine as such.
If I am not mistaken, squirt is colourless while urine has colour.
Both are of same content and are produced from the same place. She squirted and not urinated.
It's practically impossible for a girl to urinate during sex.

It's urine. It depends on the body system. Some women can urinate a litre during sex and that's what they call squirt.

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Re: I Thought She Was Squirting But She Messed Up My Bed With Urine by emmax27(m): 7:06pm On Jun 23, 2020
nonhuman:
I met this lady few days ago she came over and as we were on the bed having sex it didn't take long i began too feel wetness everywhere and the feeling was hot to be frank. I was enjoying the warmth of the wetness on my dick as I continue to dig harder, I thought she was squirting, it continues to pour and my bed was all soaked at the end I had to check what it was by smelling it, and to my greatest surprise it was pure urine, I was really disappointed, I vowed from that sport never to invite her again and it rained that day, there was no sun, to dry my mattress. now my question is, is it normal for a girl to keep urinating during sex, or is something wrong with her?

Squirting na combination of urine and female orgams, which literally smells like pee.
And it's practically impossible to urinate during sex so am definitely sure she was squirting

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Re: I Thought She Was Squirting But She Messed Up My Bed With Urine by DonTobyM(m): 7:13pm On Jun 23, 2020
Nonhuman, you never suppose use that notorious alien style. Next time be more humane.
Re: I Thought She Was Squirting But She Messed Up My Bed With Urine by Katier00(f): 7:19pm On Jun 23, 2020
nonhuman:
I met this lady few days ago she came over and as we were on the bed having sex it didn't take long i began too feel wetness everywhere and the feeling was hot to be frank. I was enjoying the warmth of the wetness on my dick as I continue to dig harder, I thought she was squirting, it continues to pour and my bed was all soaked at the end I had to check what it was by smelling it, and to my greatest surprise it was pure urine, I was really disappointed, I vowed from that sport never to invite her again and it rained that day, there was no sun, to dry my mattress. now my question is, is it normal for a girl to keep urinating during sex, or is something wrong with her?
sport what of Olympics

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