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Which Relationship Is The Best? by Nobody: 11:04am On Jun 28, 2020
Italian Relationship: 1st day= Sex 2nd day= Sex again. French Relationship: 1st day = movi & kiss 2nd day = Sex 3rd day = Sex again British Relationship: 1 day= hangout & kiss 2nd day = kiss & hug 3rd day= kissing, hug and smooching 4th day = sex and more sex American Relationship: 1st day= Date 2nd day= Hug 3rd day= Hug again (warmly) 4th day= Kiss 5th day= Long kiss 6th day= Sex Nigeria Relationship: 1st day= Pizza 2nd day= Money 3rd day= Money again 4th day= Agree 5th day= Date 6th day= Date again 7th day= Date again with three of her hungry friends or cousins. 8th day= Date & Hug 9th day= Tried to peck but failed. 10th day = Peck 11th day= Tried to kiss but failed. 12th day= kiss 13th day= Long kiss 14th day= Tried to have sex but failed. 15th day= Tried to have sex but quarrelled 16th day= Didn't talk to each other 17th day= Malice till the next day 18th day= The man called but the woman didn't pick 19th day= The man called, the woman picked and asked: "what is it?" The man apologize and the woman replied: "Leave me alone, am not that type of girl" The man continued to beg till the next day. 20th day= The woman accepted the unwarranted apology 21st day= Hug 22nd day= Long hug 23rd day= Kiss 24th day= Long kiss 25th day= Tried to have sex but the woman complains that her phone is bad. Guy promises to buy her a new one. 26th day= Tried to have sex but the woman said until he buys the phone 27th day= Tried to have sex but the woman asked: "where is the phone? U are not serious, call me when you are serious" 28th day= Rape. 29th day= Police case. *Am going to Italy*

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Re: Which Relationship Is The Best? by Onyxunlimited(f): 7:47pm On Jun 30, 2020
I came here to read a decent joke only to find see that you are making jokes about rape. You think rape is a joke? You must be an idiot. Bloody Rape apologist.

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