oh my Gawd this thread. I haven't laughed this hard in a long long while, damn....

People greeting people...

hmm!

Whenever a Lady gives me her number, I will first of all check out the number, the second day I'll just observe the number and pretend I did not see anything, the third day I will just delete the number for no reason.

What is really happening to me.
Who did i offend.

Ningen:
Disgusting scene in her whatsapp.
Dude is just greeting her like it's a job.


That guy is a disgrace.

Hahahaaaa!!! what stops her from asking the guy out? equal right and feminism should come into play here, thank you.

Emmald:
Na by force to toast a girl

. She can equally toast him oh! "Brave" gals are doing it these days.

The chats seem doctored, judging by the irregularities in the salutations ( good afternoon when it morning and vice versa)

MainForeigner:
The Time interval doesn't correspond with the greetings. So I think this is just attention seeking.

I been think say smoke been dey my eyes oh, so you self see am?

Emmypure:
it's a fake chat just to seek attention, the greetings don't correspond to the time that is used, except they are in another planet.

Exactly my point. People can cook up things just to trend.

rasheylaw:

Ewo ni gbogbo goodmorning, good evening rederede yi.

This world has really changed. A friend introduced me to a lady for business all of a sudden she started calling me honey. Girl i didn't even toast

eni4real:
A simp that doesn't pay any Monthly allowance??

must a simp pay Monthly allowance??

A very dull fine boy!!!

Who greets good afternoon at 7pm.....

Good evening at 4am

How is your day going by 5am?? When she is prolly still on bed


Made up chat

merieam16:
most a simp pay Monthly allowance??

And Weekly allowance too!!
That guy is not a simp!

Greeting offering >>>Weekly Allowance!!!

iTearHerToto:
Prolly what these hoes deserve. Too much attention and they'd attempt transmuting you into a nauseating simp.
Do not be a simp for no hoe unless your ancestors cursed you



Pukes

hahahhahahha caused by an ancestor

I usually do this to some ladies I mean I do collect their number and I wouldn't call. Most especially those that don't want to release it easily. I do tell them not everyone that collect your number wants to woo you.

rasheylaw:
In a rather hilarious post shared by a Facebook user on the social networking platform, a Nigerian lady has lamented over the dullness of her conversations with a “fine boy” who she gave her number to about three months ago.

According to her, she felt that by this time, the guy who requested for her number would have asked her out and they woulda had a relationship going as of this moment.

But the lady, Mercury, who says she wishes for the year to ‘come and go’, has been left with nothing but total disappointment with the guy who apparently loves to tell her how “Good” every time of the day is.

From the screenshots of their chats she shared, the guy consistently sent her “good morning, afternoon and evening” texts even when she didn’t respond to them.

Now she’s taken to her page to lament over the situation as she wonders whether the said guy is a ghost or something. See her post below,

Well, in this case, the guy's fault is quite lesser to that of the lady.

I mean, she expects something to happen when she's not even giving him the attention he sought, in the manner he knows.

His experience might have shaped the way he operates. Afterall, we know what some girls do to some guys who try to woo them.

She should wait there and be expecting the guy to perform wonder to know what she has on her mind. She go turn 'Akube' for singles club.

She better start replying every 'good mornings', 'good afternoons', and 'good evenings' she was feeling irritated to reply. (That's the only way he could be free to make his love advances to her). Else, make she forget am.

Very stupid lady so if the guy doesn't woo you , you can't woo him I don't know why girls are like this, I like the guy he is just putting her on Cruise.

I guess his father was a time keeper or he was time prefect back in high school.

But am sure the girl grew up not having TIME OR WATCH CLOCK .. just like story line with pres jonathan or efe

Who greets good afternoon@ 7:25pm and good evening@2:21 am Are you sure the lady isn't looking for clout

Babatunde7109:



She go turn 'Akube' for singles club.

She better start replying every 'good mornings', '.

akube Balenciaga gang

The guy even tries to at least greet her, morning n night for attendant sake lol

What right has she to complain? She only replies to his greetings,never for once did she strike a convo. Young boys still growing, tend to have too much restrain in them due to unwarranted fear/respect(the type 'nice-guys' have) for women. Women don't care who's good or bad. All they know how to do is avoid responsibilities, be at receiving end. No mutuality concept at all. No freeness or corperation. I be woman, u be man, na your work to 'toast' me....even ordinary friendly greeting.na you go first greet me. Life of a Nigerian woman!

samdavjustin:
I don’t trust that chat some of these girls can do anything for attention

A chat they make up themselves with two phones. Attention seeking is now a full job in this country. Na wetin bihari's APC cause be that.

The only way this post is true is if the guy is in another country abroad because i don't know when 7:30 pm became afternoon.

You're just an attention seeker. How can he keep on greeting you good evening my dear by 5:02am and good afternoon my dear by 7:23pm. Learn how to lie you won't learn. Better visit "Liar Mohammed".

The guy has somebbody holding him tight.

CAPSLOCKED:
HE DOESN'T WANT "I'M NOT INTERESTED BUT WE CAN BE FRIENDS" FOR A REPLY. I'M SURE YOU'LL SOON START NEEDING 2K URGENTLY SO YOUNG MAN DOESN'T WANT TO TAKE THAT CHANCE.

Chai!
You too sabi dem ways,
They can need 2k urgently no be lie.

samdavjustin:
I don’t trust that chat some of these girls can do anything for attention

it’s fake. Look at the time stamps. They don’t correspond with the greetings at all. Another attention seeker.

Watch it young lady! This guy could be psycho. Greeting Good evening at odd hours of the morning when he should be sleeping is suspect. The pattern of communication doesn't add up. There is enough green light in the response for even a shy guy to take a cue from. Tread carefully!

That guy don't just know what to type.
Image a guy greeting morning at night and evening in the morning.
My sister the guy is fine but don't know how to type I think.