Warning - NOT TO BE READ IF YOU LACK A SENSE OF HUMOR !!!!
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1. According to Playboy, more women talk dirty during love than men.

2. Women do NOT want an honest answer to the question, ‘How do I look?’

3. A Saudi Arabian woman can get a divorce if her husband doesn’t give her coffee.

4. It is illegal to be a prostitute in Siena, Italy, if your name is Mary.

5. Women do NOT want an honest answer to the question, ‘Is that girl good looking?’

6. The two highest IQ’s ever recorded (on a standard test) both belong to women.

7. love is more physical for men and more emotional for women.

8. It’s okay for women to dance with each other and not be gay, You don’t see straight men dancing together.

9. The first naked man women see is ‘Ken’.

10. Women are never wrong. Apologizing is the man’s responsibility.

11. When a woman answers, “I’m fine, ” after a
few seconds, she is not fine.

12. The average number of items in a typical woman’s bathroom is 437. A man would not be able to identify most of these items.

13. If a man goes on a seven-day trip, he’ll pack five days worth of clothes and will wear some things twice; if a woman goes on a seven-day trip she’ll pack 21 outfits because she doesn’t know what she’ll feel like wearing each day.

14. It’s cool to be a daddy’s girl. It’s sad to be a mommy’s boy.

15. Women can have partners that are years younger without being called dirty old perverts.

10. Why it’s good to have five pairs of black shoes.

11. The difference between cream, ivory, and off-white.

12. Crying can be fun.

13. FAT CLOTHES.

14. A salad, diet drink, and a hot fudge sundae make a balanced lunch.

15. Discovering a designer dress on the clearance rack can be considered a peak life experience.

16. The inaccuracy of every bathroom scale ever made.

17. A good man might be hard to find, but a good hairdresser is next to impossible.

18. Why a phone call between two women never lasts under ten

i agree with sum

Well in my opinion, nos 1, 7,8,10, 11, 12, 13 are so damm true for me. But the last one (18) is just not right.

haba madam no 18 is true na.