Eddieofficial2:
This is what a real OG will do for a friend

ELgordo:
[s]going back and forth with your locality mind set would be pointless and baseless. enjoy your nigerian life ode....mumu[/s]

Spontaneous007:
If I tell you my own you no go believe....

Well

It all happened when I wanted to write my first semester exam (first year).
It was MEC102 (technical drawing)...

Even during normal lectures, i didn't have the slightest knowledge of technical drawing because I never did it in school. I was not concerned about learning it because I hated drawing so much. Infact, the last time I drew was in pry 2 when we use to draw mango, apple and basket.

The basic tech I managed to do sef in jss2 ... It was makana makana (mark an arc) we we're just hearing from the man's mouth.

.. fast forward to the exam period Sha...

I had all the instrument for drawing ready but nothing was on my head.
As the invigilator started sharing drawing sheets, the shit in my anus started drawing closer. It was as if I was given a DEATH note.
Then he started sharing question paper. Omo come and see question. I doubt if seasoned architects can answer the question we were told to answer.

Well as a sharp guy Sha.. I couldn't leave my drawing sheets blank so I started drawing...


Omo.. come and see drawing.. I never knew I had the talent to draw rubbish..
I was just drawing different lines that has not been discovered in technical drawing. I was happy with the rubbish I was drawing until the lecturer who was taking the course entered and looked at my drawing.. he laughed and shouted at me saying; " your calling is not engineering, you should go and start selling Coco and akara"... Everyone in the hall bursted in laughter.. even the girl behind me that I was forming efiwe for laughed so hard... When I couldn't take it.. I submitted my rubbish and went out of the hall. On tthe day the result cam out.. I came out with flying colors of failure �

toyindebare:
I was writing WAEC in shao, Kwara State in 2008. We were having Economics and I was so enjoying it but I made a mistake in one of the questions I answered. I needed to cancel it and pick another question that I felt I could do better in. Only to hear 10 minutes to go. My heart skipped and I released and became so wet all over. It was so embarrassing.

banana99:
Hmmmmm! mine was the day i had management accounting exam at 8:00 am but thought it was 12:00 pm. omo!!
Thanks to my korikosun friend who discovered i wasn't on queue for verification into the exam hall and quickly put a call through.
EWOOOOO!!! rushed out quickly took a bike to the main junction to get a cab to school, Unilorin that year.
Village people wan use the cab man as he was trying to get more passengers,Ha!!! naso i tell am guy i go pay full load just hurry.
For those who can relate Accounting dept is far from the school's bus stop, chartered another keke!
For 30mins i no even know where i dey after i sidown for the exam hall,Brain first empty, management accounting for that matter.
With prayers, I started to remember 1+1=2 then other formats and formulas. Thanked God after the exam i sha collect D jeje

Spontaneous007:
If I tell you my own you no go believe....

Well

It all happened when I wanted to write my first semester exam (first year).
It was MEC102 (technical drawing)...

Even during normal lectures, i didn't have the slightest knowledge of technical drawing because I never did it in school. I was not concerned about learning it because I hated drawing so much. Infact, the last time I drew was in pry 2 when we use to draw mango, apple and basket.

The basic tech I managed to do sef in jss2 ... It was makana makana (mark an arc) we we're just hearing from the man's mouth.

.. fast forward to the exam period Sha...

I had all the instrument for drawing ready but nothing was on my head.
As the invigilator started sharing drawing sheets, the shit in my anus started drawing closer. It was as if I was given a DEATH note.
Then he started sharing question paper. Omo come and see question. I doubt if seasoned architects can answer the question we were told to answer.

Well as a sharp guy Sha.. I couldn't leave my drawing sheets blank so I started drawing...


Omo.. come and see drawing.. I never knew I had the talent to draw rubbish..
I was just drawing different lines that has not been discovered in technical drawing. I was happy with the rubbish I was drawing until the lecturer who was taking the course entered and looked at my drawing.. he laughed and shouted at me saying; " your calling is not engineering, you should go and start selling Coco and akara"... Everyone in the hall bursted in laughter.. even the girl behind me that I was forming efiwe for laughed so hard... When I couldn't take it.. I submitted my rubbish and went out of the hall. On tthe day the result cam out.. I came out with flying colors of failure �

OkhaiAsein:
Wetin concern what I have said with cultism

marriagebyigbo:
I was in an exam hall when I saw the lady supervisor attached to our class... She is very beautiful... If it was beauty sef, e for better..

But guys, she carry too much... Both front and back packages were too much.... I was deeply lost in thought

Mehn, I was lost and I knew it, I have already discharged Cum on my trouser unknowingly...


So as I proceeded to submit my almost empty answer sheet coz I didn't write anything sensible in the exam... I was lost in thought thinking abt my female supervisor..


I was even smiling as i saw people looking at me, I was busy shining my teeth as if I was the best in the class... Unknown to me, they were looking at my trousers wey Don soak with Cum..


Chai when I was asked what's on my trouser mehn, I cudnt bury my shame..


I wished the ground will open her mouth and swallow me..


Very embarrassing

Oyerinde16:
I carried out some of the biggest examination malpractices in history during my days...

1st, during weac, I hated maths so much that, I wrote nonsense, waited for the best student to submit, then followed him, I picked up his booklet and feigned I forgot to write something's, I went back to my sit, I had already perfected it, swapped the cover, mine cover with name n reg on his n his on mine... I got a B in maths, the guy got an F, in Neco I swapped with a brillant lady, I got an A n she got an F... Funny is the lady made it in weac and the guy made it in Neco.

2nd During my uni days, I had finished my paper, but I wrote answers on the question papers I do distribute, unfortunately I was caught with a question paper filled with answers, I bailed myself by insisting I usually scrub out rough answers on the question paper before transferring it to my booklet, as instructed on the exam paper, rough work can be done on question paper, the DC reasoned with me and let me go, thou I carried over the course, but the remaining 6 persons we attended the DC together were all rusticated from school...

3.. Right in front of the school exam officer, I rubbed it on his face, he sat facing me, but I put a small sheet on my booklet, the only small space blocked by a chair in front of me was a small pieces of expo... The man in his wildest dream would never believe I can dare put a paper there and copy, but I was that brave and confident, I actually did and I was never caught...

I regret those actions and I don't advice anybody to do same or cheat... It doesn't pay.

fattprince:
Well I just remembered one now. We were writing CBT exam. I'm in Unilag 300 level now. It was an exam last year in 200 lvl. After writing all I could write I just said let me google with my phone to get more answers. As I wrote two in the process of putting the phone back in my pocket (back pocket) the invigilator saw me, he came to me and ask me to bring out the phone I was using. Omo my heart cut. My own don finish. After spending 5 years in Unilag without certificate. Will I still be expelled the second time again in 200 lvl already. I just looked at the man and I told him there's is no phone with me. He looked at me and I think he felt pity for me and just let me be. My brothers and sisters that was God's handiwork oh. I felt so relieved.

MMXX:
Don't think I have had any major embarrassing exam experience apart from being taken to the front seat when I had hope of copying at the back and also not being able to remember how to spell simple words I knew like but, most etc.


I could remember my course mate though this girl was the perfect exam malpractice guru,she's confident in the act and never gets caught until one faithful day.

She was using her exhibit(ngbo) as usual and one lecturer noticed it and on approaching her she quickly threw the stuff forward under her seat. When the lecturer found the stuff and asked her she said she doesn't know that it's not hers and doesn't know how it got there.the lecturer faced the new victim whose seat the stuff was found around she too said she doesn't know,which was the truth.The lecturer faced the first girl again and she denied and this time even swore she knows nothing.The lecturer requested she brings her script and she did with confidence,the man started turning the script page by page and can you believe there was expo(ngbo) on every page of her script lol ..i almost laughed sha

Luckily for her it seems the man knows her from somewhere or they are from the same town or he knows her people,she was pardoned and given back her script to continue to the amazement of every student watching..Lucky her if not na carryover be that

GeneralKoko:
I think say I no get experience but I just remembered one

It's not embarrassing but ...
It was in my Jss3 , junior WAEC I think , e get one girl wey old pass all of us then with big breast . She sat close to me in that exam , I remember say that time my brain dae hot , I was ready to write my exam without expo .

As I dae write oh , this girl beg me , beg me tire con tell me say she go gree me touch bress small na so I open my script dae show her oh
No time

Although chance been no dae for me to touch that time like the next term before our graduation to ss1 me and her been dae back seat for class nayim I remind her about our deal

Luckily class been dae crowded so you fit do bad thing with ease
She just rest her head for desk , nayim I use that chance press bress die
If you see the way my dick stand ehnnnn..
And e no reach 5 minutes them talk say make we go social gathering, I carry am like that oh .

Lifeisnotfair:
During my WAEC examination (mathematics) in secondary school, I had already answered the questions I was sure of just a few left and when it was time to start submitting, I got tensed cause I wanted to make sure I answered everything before submitting na there wahala start.

That very first page where you're to write the number of questions you've answered, there's a spot meant for the supervisor na there I go write put. One of my school teachers came in to check my work and the moment he found out I had written on the particular spot meant for the supervisor, slaps and heavy punches started raining down from God knows where on my head and face. I had to use corrective fluid to clean everything. My face swell up before I reach house like who tipper jam.

2. I was writing a course in 300level with chukuli, my friend and chukuli partner needed help cause the answer nor dey the expo wey he carry but e dey my own, he begged me to pass it on to him and when I put my hands under my table to search for the question he wanted answers to, lecturer caught me from under the table and asked me to stand and bring what he saw me holding, as I was about to stand I stylishly threw it out of the window, he laughed and came close. He called one random guy from outside that was walking and minding his business to pass him the chukuli (I dey signal the guy to help me carry the paper and run, he just dey look me like dead body).

Naso my paper take end after like 45mins into the exam. Wetin make am pain me be say my crush dey inside the class, see embarrassment.

And lastly we wrote a test in 400 level, the highest was I think 6/30 I managed to get 3 I wasn't the lowest oo cause some persons got 1 but then the lecturer decided to use me as a scapegoat. He called me out, checked my work again and again and asked me where I saw the nonsense I wrote down, I confidently told him I read it from my note and he was surprised. He asked me to bring my note and he compared it with the materials he uses and my coursemate's note and discovered they were very different things entirely.

The truth be say I been no too sound the previous week and when I got to school I copied those things from a fellow course mate (he never misses any class) but his handwriting was the worse I jejely copied rubbish and wrote rubbish in the test.

When the lecturer called me out, see brutality oh my God!! He say if na him be my papa he nor go pay my school fees again, I felt so embarrassed.

fattprince:
I remember another one now. After doing FBA exam in 100 level. I was praying for B. If I have B I would be happy ehn. Then after exam why we were talking number one question Venn diagram simple thing 15 marks. People were getting different answers. I just thought well this ones are olodo jhare. Cos the answer they got was what I got before but I just felt that can't be the answer before doing it another way to get an answer I was satisfied with. Not until a very brilliant guy got the answer every one was getting. I just wan die. Who send me I should I've just left it the first time I got it now. I was now praying fervently for C. But I wouldn't be surprised if I got a D cos it was a whole 15 marks. Guess what I scored when results came out? 83 perfect A. I just couldn't believe it till I saw it in my student portal. I still go to check it some times till now cos it gives me joy. I mean when I was doing Accounting in this same school the whole of 5 years. I never had A before I was withdrawn. Now just in my first year in Business Admin. I've got an A not one, two cos I got A in one cos I didn't even read for once just studied past question on exam day. The 4 semesters have completed now. I've gotten at least an A in each semester. So I've gotten at least 5 As. Though at this level my result is even worse than when I was in this level in Accounting. But I'm not going to be withdrawn this time. By God's grace I'm even going to make a 2.1 come graduation.

Xerox01:
During one of my 100lv exams, ELE102 exam, we were given 2 answer booklets cos 2 lectures took the course but me being naive that time and not noticing that that was how eveybody was given in my level cos of our sitting arrangement, I innocently gave another invigilator one of the answer booklet thinking it was a mistake... I'd submitted and gisting with my guys outside when one said his 2nd sheet was almost blank, I no first reason am untill I realized what has happened. Omo the way I zoomed back to meet one of the invigilators who was the lecturer of the course to explain, the man said "You must be very crazy, get out of here". Had to go beg the man later with my HOC

gwininfo:
Hail uniben
In my department that year I dey impersonate anybody no be lie, I remember impersonating and going blank....i just sat there with the question and answer booklet laughing at the persons failure
when result came out gbam B while mine I thought I killed, murdered,annihilated,destroyed, D
This life no balance
People I wrote exams for graduated well while I came out with nada....Uniben should expect me again just to prove I am not a joke

Kylekent59:
After writing my physics exam, was going to submit , all of a sudden two guys started dragging my cloth that i shouldn't submit. The invigilator saw what was going on and walked to us and collected my answer booklet, including the two guys and said we are doing exam malpractice.



I was like, what have I done to deserve this. I tried explaining, but he didn't wanna hear. Even the second invigilator was telling them that i was innocent and it was the other two guys were dragging me, still he was forming supreme.


My fellow sets writing the exam were very angry by his actions. I laid curse on him and left the hall. The two guys came out from the hall, knelt down at the front door and was begging me, I forgave them.

Result came out and I was winnowed . I spoke with my course adviser and he said I should just re-write the course over which i did and made a "B"

I still graduated with my set, served and made a good live till date.


It is good to just express your innocence once and let God do the remaining.

chatinent:

I guess, you are in prison now but if you aren't, please contact me below I need to see you.

Oyerinde16:

M in my ous... Coman beat me... Instead of you to sell ND, HND, Bsc, MSC and PhD certificate (oluyole) and bounce... You are selling nonsense...

chatinent:

Some slangs sold you out.

chatinent:

I think you made a rethink and stepped up your game not to fail again.

chatinent:

I can so relate bro. That day go humble you die.