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Top 10 Funny Quotes By Footballers by mikuz(m): 6:57pm On Feb 03, 2011
Sometimes in football you have to score goals.
THIERRY HENRY

I was surprised,but I always say nothing surprises me.
LES FERDINAND

I've never wanted to leave.I'm here for the rest of my life and hopefully after that.
ALAN SHEARER

We lost because we didn't win.
CRISTIANO RONALDO

I would not be bothered if we lost every game as long as we won the league.
MARK VIDUKA

I'd like to play for an Italian club,like Barcelona.
MARK DRAPER

Winning doesn't really matter as long as you win.
VINNY JONES

It was really difficult for us playing in the midday sun with that three o'clock kick off!
DAVID BECKHAM

Playing with wingers is more effective with European sides like Brazil than English sides like Wales.
RON GREENWOOD

I came to Nantes two years ago and it's much the same today,except that it's totaly different.
KEVIN KEEGAN
Re: Top 10 Funny Quotes By Footballers by Nobody: 11:06am On Feb 04, 2011
shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked
is this for real
this guys are sooooo dumb
Re: Top 10 Funny Quotes By Footballers by Basics007: 6:29am On Apr 14, 2011
They are really dumb!!!
Re: Top 10 Funny Quotes By Footballers by McCoy91(m): 6:57am On Apr 14, 2011
Lmfao. Very funny and dumb, all of em
Re: Top 10 Funny Quotes By Footballers by simplymee: 7:10am On Apr 14, 2011
shocked Its quite surprising for these men to dey tiawn like this. Na wa o and dem fit be people ROLE MODELS! grin
Re: Top 10 Funny Quotes By Footballers by byns: 10:43am On Apr 14, 2011
simplymee:

shocked Its quite surprising for these men to dey tiawn like this. Na wa o and dem fit be people ROLE MODELS! grin
floreat?? undecided
Re: Top 10 Funny Quotes By Footballers by yuzedo: 3:21pm On Apr 14, 2011
@ byns: "tiawn" has long left the enclaves of the good old school. . . But i greet thee floreat! It shall always be our motto, and we shall shout it boldly for her sons are we! wink grin wink
Re: Top 10 Funny Quotes By Footballers by spikelord(m): 4:38pm On Apr 14, 2011
Henry's statement is still reasonable, but the others are just too dumb,
Re: Top 10 Funny Quotes By Footballers by snthesis(m): 7:43am On Apr 15, 2011
yuzedo:

@ byns: "tiawn" has long left the enclaves of the good old school. . . But i greet thee floreat! It shall always be our motto, and we shall shout it boldly for her sons are we! wink grin wink
"a boy there"
Re: Top 10 Funny Quotes By Footballers by jbblues24(m): 9:29pm On May 31, 2019
Sick notification! kiss

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