So I chat this girl up. Front and back full option. Long and short story, she invite me to her house ( her reason it our first time meeting so she feels safe if we can do the do in her house). Common sense I refuse to drive so I took taxi. Menh her house set, everything posh.Ac so chill.Babe so sexy and clean. We gist,eat and sex.
Babe announce I just incur 40k bill,I didn't argue, treatment was ok. I ask for her account.
First bank won't pay. So I ask the girl to allow me to go back home that I do transfer tomorrow (Monday)
Babe say I must part with my phone or she fellow me to my place.
How will I let a random girl to my place when I already announce to my flatmate that I am in a serious relationship with a lady who base in Abuja( I don't have, can't deal with unfaithfulness, lie so the guy won't disturb me)?
I reason this babe,she insists on going to my place or she accused me of rape.
At that point I see danger. So I told her I don't have money to pay for her tp.
She still wouldn't mind. We enter the first bus, then I alighted,took Keke,she fellow too. Suddenly street mind give me some sense, I told the bike mind to stop, I jump into okada and he zoom off, babe still fellow, I alighted and ran into the bush, you need to see how I run like speed jet inside the the bush( small bush around uncompleted building).
Waited for hours before I finally got home.
Since morning I do ask myself some questions
What if snake bite me,what if she shout thief ole ole, what if she shout rape.
Learn from my story, run away from slay mama.
Problem is, you hardly ever find a decent lady in Nigeria. Local man don suffer.
Share your experience let have fun.