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Men, Please Avoid Strawberries. by Romangalactic(m): 4:37pm On Jul 21, 2020
Strawberries look and appear great, they have beautiful attractive looks, look fresh, look exotic, and appear larger than life.

Avoiding it does not mean you should not eat them, but you will always be forced to combine them with something in order to give them a more satisfying taste in your mouth and this can be stressful.

Why can't a strawberry be more like a pineapple or orange? These ones don't appear so exotic, they look basic, look normal, yet their taste and aftertaste on your tongue leaves a lasting impression. You don't need to combine them with anything to appreciate their natural flavour


Please men, avoid strawberries. They come in many different shapes these days, they look so beautiful. Most of them can cook the best meals, can give you the best sex of your life but at the end of it all, na wahala you just buy for yourself.

Thank you.

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Re: Men, Please Avoid Strawberries. by Romangalactic(m): 4:42pm On Jul 21, 2020
Pocohantas
Cococandy
MariahAngel
Bukatyne
Ybaby
Vyolet
Klass99
Hathor5
Ariza
Palema007
Sisisioge

I hope none of you is a strawberry?
Re: Men, Please Avoid Strawberries. by Nobody: 5:11pm On Jul 21, 2020
grin grin
Re: Men, Please Avoid Strawberries. by usj(m): 5:18pm On Jul 21, 2020
Op! Why do you eat fruit, for taste or for what it has to offer? How it taste shouldn't be your priority, the health benefits should. We eat to live, and not live to eat.

Tofu for you

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Re: Men, Please Avoid Strawberries. by youngblaq: 5:43pm On Jul 21, 2020
Another level of fuckery.

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Re: Men, Please Avoid Strawberries. by Romangalactic(m): 5:49pm On Jul 21, 2020
usj:
Op! Why do you eat fruit, for taste or for what it has to offer? How it taste shouldn't be your priority, the health benefits should. We eat to live, and not live to eat.

Tofu for you
Baba its metaphor

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Re: Men, Please Avoid Strawberries. by bukatyne(f): 6:14pm On Jul 21, 2020
Romangalactic:
Strawberries look and appear great, they have beautiful attractive looks, look fresh, look exotic, and appear larger than life.

This does not mean you should not eat them, but you will always be forced to combine them with something in order to give them a more satisfying taste in your mouth and this is stress.

Why can't a strawberry be more like a pineapple or orange? These ones don't appear so exotic, they look basic, look normal, yet their taste and aftertaste on your tongue leaves a lasting impression. You don't need to combine them with anything to appreciate their natural flavour


Please men, avoid strawberries. They come in many different shapes these days, they look so beautiful. Most of them can cook the best meals, can give you the best sex of your life but at the end of it all, na wahala you just buy for yourself.

Thank you.

Interestingly, I agree with the OP which also reinforces some important life lessons:

1. NOT ALL THAT GLITTERS IS GOLD
2. DO NOT JUDGE A BOOK BY ITS COVER

Not only in relationships or marriage; extremely applicable in ALL areas of life.

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Re: Men, Please Avoid Strawberries. by mariahAngel(f): 6:47pm On Jul 21, 2020
bukatyne:


Interestingly, I agree with the OP which also reinforces some important life lessons:

1. NOT ALL THAT GLITTERS IS GOLD
2. DO NOT JUDGE A BOOK BY ITS COVER

Not only in relationships or marriage; extremely applicable in ALL areas of life.


Of course, you agree with him!
I mean, why wouldn't you? grin

...and as for you Romangalactic, I thought we already had that talk about meaningless mentions undecided

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Re: Men, Please Avoid Strawberries. by Nobody: 7:04pm On Jul 21, 2020
Lol.
Re: Men, Please Avoid Strawberries. by Romangalactic(m): 7:16pm On Jul 21, 2020
bukatyne:


Interestingly, I agree with the OP which also reinforces some important life lessons:

1. NOT ALL THAT GLITTERS IS GOLD
2. DO NOT JUDGE A BOOK BY ITS COVER


Not only in relationships or marriage; extremely applicable in ALL areas of life.

Wow Bukatyne, you're a vibe. You get the message

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Re: Men, Please Avoid Strawberries. by Romangalactic(m): 7:18pm On Jul 21, 2020
mariahAngel:


Of course, you agree with him!
I mean, why wouldn't you? grin

...and as for you Romangalactic, I thought we already had that talk about meaningless mentions undecided
I thought I already told you is ur own you were juss talking.

How come u dint get the message, u want to act like a strawberry grin

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Re: Men, Please Avoid Strawberries. by merieam16(f): 7:26pm On Jul 21, 2020
I guess d op is refering 2 d slay queens
Re: Men, Please Avoid Strawberries. by Ybaby: 7:32pm On Jul 21, 2020
Romangalactic:
Pocohantas
Cococandy
MariahAngel
Bukatyne
Ybaby
Vyolet
Klass99
Hathor5
Ariza
Palema007
Sisisioge

I hope none of you is a strawberry?

Is your job? cry

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Re: Men, Please Avoid Strawberries. by FaAbokiWithSuit(m): 7:52pm On Jul 21, 2020
The message is very deep. Nonetheless since you have to combine strawberry with other things to help it achieve importance...why not assist it ??

There is no harm in trying

*Modified *
I am looking for a spouse that we could share a future together. I am a graduate and currently self employed. I am tall and good looking.
I am looking for someone equally good looking and employed

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Re: Men, Please Avoid Strawberries. by Romangalactic(m): 7:57pm On Jul 21, 2020
Ybaby:


Is your job? cry
One strawberry spotted grin This one claims she owns a top digital marketing firm with 10 years SEO experience, but it has no name & no physical address.

Sounds like something a Yahoo boy will use for scamming.

A typical example of a strawberry here my people. grin

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Re: Men, Please Avoid Strawberries. by Romangalactic(m): 7:59pm On Jul 21, 2020
FaAbokiWithSuit:
The message is very deep. Nonetheless since you have to combine strawberry with other things to help it achieve importance... why not assist it ??

There is no harm in trying
You will keep doing that forever. Better to eat pineapple, naturally sweet & tasty on its own

Thanks for getting the message cool

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Re: Men, Please Avoid Strawberries. by Unnerve: 8:18pm On Jul 21, 2020
Lol, this is funny. Fruit analogies grin

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Re: Men, Please Avoid Strawberries. by Ybaby: 8:36pm On Jul 21, 2020
Romangalactic:

One strawberry spotted grin This one claims she owns a top digital marketing firm with 10 years SEO experience, but it has no name & no physical address.

Sounds like something a Yahoo boy will use for scamming.

A typical example of a strawberry here my people. grin

I am a strawberry biko grin grin grin grin grin I need my husband's provision and help for me to be sweet. I honestly do. He must sprinkle sugar and syrup on me to bring out the best in me and he does.

Young man you are wasting your productive years. No woman will feed you without torturing you and disgracing you everywhere o. No free lunch in Moscow.

You are not a strawberry o no one will spinkle sugar on you. Get to work mr man and use your youth well....your financial clock is ticking

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Re: Men, Please Avoid Strawberries. by Ybaby: 8:40pm On Jul 21, 2020
bukatyne:


Interestingly, I agree with the OP which also reinforces some important life lessons:

1. NOT ALL THAT GLITTERS IS GOLD
2. DO NOT JUDGE A BOOK BY ITS COVER

Not only in relationships or marriage; extremely applicable in ALL areas of life.


Plain looking women will always agree with nonsense.
Men are visual and are programmed primitively to judge a book by its cover as soon as they have some money they will throway any ugly book and get the beautiful well binded book. Gbagbe!

Mostly money they collected from plain Bimbo and they will give it to sexy Bimpe

bimbo is a pick me and bimpe is a strawberry. They will collect sugar from bimbo and give it to sugarbaby bimpe... that is why she calls him honey sugardaddy etc

He is the sugarbearer she is the strawberry and bimbo is their ladder

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Re: Men, Please Avoid Strawberries. by bukatyne(f): 8:53pm On Jul 21, 2020
FaAbokiWithSuit:
The message is very deep. Nonetheless since you have to combine strawberry with other things to help it achieve importance...why not assist it ??

There is no harm in trying

@bold:

Very true.

I saw more than the sexual undertones.

I have seen people pick strawberries as jobs, spouses, choices and regretted it.

The OP also remind me of 'Lagos boys' aka Foworajas and the unfortunate women married to them.

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Re: Men, Please Avoid Strawberries. by Oldoinyolengai(m): 8:54pm On Jul 21, 2020
Even God told man to not eat that fruit angry
Re: Men, Please Avoid Strawberries. by Nobody: 8:57pm On Jul 21, 2020
Romangalactic:

One strawberry spotted grin This one claims she owns a top digital marketing firm with 10 years SEO experience, but it has no name & no physical address.

Sounds like something a Yahoo boy will use for scamming.

A typical example of a strawberry here my people. grin
could be MMM GLOBAL grin
Re: Men, Please Avoid Strawberries. by Nobody: 9:00pm On Jul 21, 2020
The big question is which fruit are you??
Re: Men, Please Avoid Strawberries. by bukatyne(f): 9:02pm On Jul 21, 2020
Oldoinyolengai:
Even God told man to not eat that fruit angry

God told man not to eat strawberry or Apple?

In a serious note, the fruit was not named.
Re: Men, Please Avoid Strawberries. by mariahAngel(f): 9:23pm On Jul 21, 2020
Romangalactic:

I thought I already told you is ur own you were juss talking.

How come u dint get the message, u want to act like a strawberry grin

Strawberries will excite your taste bud.
tongue
Sometimes they're sweet, other times they're tart...excitingly unpredictable.
Deep them in chocolate or condensed milk, they'd blow your mind away.
You can't help but want them. kiss
Re: Men, Please Avoid Strawberries. by Romangalactic(m): 9:27pm On Jul 21, 2020
mariahAngel:


Strawberries will excite your taste bud.
tongue
Sometimes they're sweet, other times they're tart...excitingly unpredictable.
You can't help but want them. kiss
Obviously confused is what they are,not unpredictable. Who wants confusion in their life cheesy

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Re: Men, Please Avoid Strawberries. by Romangalactic(m): 9:28pm On Jul 21, 2020
BlewLemon:
could be MMM GLOBAL grin
Na dem. Scammers
Re: Men, Please Avoid Strawberries. by Romangalactic(m): 9:29pm On Jul 21, 2020
Ybaby:


I am a strawberry biko grin grin grin grin grin I need my husband's provision and help for me to be sweet. I honestly do. He must sprinkle sugar and syrup on me to bring out the best in me and he does.

Young man you are wasting your productive years. No woman will feed you without torturing you and disgracing you everywhere o. No free lunch in Moscow.

You are not a strawberry o no one will spinkle sugar on you. Get to work mr man and use your youth well....your financial clock is ticking
Talki talki, wetin be d name of una company ee, the one he built in his youth that he is now using to sprinkle sugar and syrup on u.

E no get name?

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Re: Men, Please Avoid Strawberries. by mariahAngel(f): 9:30pm On Jul 21, 2020
Romangalactic:

Obviously confused is what they are,not unpredictable. Who wants confusion in their life cheesy

Too much sweetness will give you diabetes. cheesy
Re: Men, Please Avoid Strawberries. by bukatyne(f): 9:31pm On Jul 21, 2020
Romangalactic:

Wow Bukatyne, you're a vibe. You get the message

Funny at 'I am a vibe'.

I always pray to avoid strawberry people and situations in my life.

God always give me a discerning spirit to decipher strawberry situations.

Amen.
Re: Men, Please Avoid Strawberries. by Romangalactic(m): 9:33pm On Jul 21, 2020
bukatyne:


Funny at 'I am a vibe'.

I always pray to avoid strawberry people and situations in my life.

God always give me a discerning spirit to decipher strawberry situations.

Amen.
Amin oo
Re: Men, Please Avoid Strawberries. by mariahAngel(f): 9:39pm On Jul 21, 2020
bukatyne:


Funny at 'I am a vibe'.

I always pray to avoid strawberry people and situations in my life.

God always give me a discerning spirit to decipher strawberry situations.

Amen.

So, you really took this piece of sh!t seriously?
Did God ever tell you He created humans in the likeness of fruits?
OK. If you were a fruit, what would you be? Let me guess: a banana

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