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I Caught This Monitor Lizard This Afternoon by Cti28(m): 3:57pm On Jul 23, 2020
Food is ready. I just Caught this monitor Lizard in a bush close to my house. Well I have never had a taste of it and doing so might not be bad.

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Re: I Caught This Monitor Lizard This Afternoon by Pofgrace(m): 4:00pm On Jul 23, 2020
In Mr macaroni voice Op are you... are you...are you normal that's child abuse nah

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Re: I Caught This Monitor Lizard This Afternoon by Cti28(m): 4:02pm On Jul 23, 2020
Food is ready.


Modified:
So finally, the post made it to the front page. But come to think of it, why do such post make it to the front page?
I posted this just for fun and to see if it will make front page - and it did. My stomach nearly burst open, with laughter. Nairalanders will not kill me.

Well I did not eat it.

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Re: I Caught This Monitor Lizard This Afternoon by extol1(m): 4:08pm On Jul 23, 2020
oh God! if we finish eating every animals in Nigeria, I wonder what we shall tell the unborn generation

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Re: I Caught This Monitor Lizard This Afternoon by Lawdis(m): 4:08pm On Jul 23, 2020
If you need more just go to Atani in Ogbaru L.G.A of Anambra state and you will see them boqu boqu in larger size



grin grin

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Re: I Caught This Monitor Lizard This Afternoon by DICKstractor: 4:16pm On Jul 23, 2020
This is not reaching Frontpage my friend. Bbnaija owns front page
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Modified :Finally, it made it to the promise land. Nairaland keep disappointing.
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Every nairalander Don turn hunter. They kill for the fun of it so as to grace Frontpage after eating irritating animals

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Re: I Caught This Monitor Lizard This Afternoon by Maxymilliano(m): 4:25pm On Jul 23, 2020
Yuk!

You can as well assume you are eating agama lizard

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Re: I Caught This Monitor Lizard This Afternoon by CandyCandy(f): 4:36pm On Jul 23, 2020
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Re: I Caught This Monitor Lizard This Afternoon by Ibhamzah17: 5:12pm On Jul 23, 2020
This thing too small na haba sad sad

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Re: I Caught This Monitor Lizard This Afternoon by pocohantas(f): 5:28pm On Jul 23, 2020
Cti28:
Food is ready.

That is not food biko. Attached is food...

If you are my guy, you won’t kiss me with that mouth you used to eat a (premature) reptile. Nonsense! angry

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Re: I Caught This Monitor Lizard This Afternoon by Nobody: 5:34pm On Jul 23, 2020
Cti28:
Food is ready. I just Caught this monitor Lizard in a bush close to my house. Well I have never had a taste of it and doing so might not be bad.

Cc Lalaticala
Are you really gonna eat that?

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Re: I Caught This Monitor Lizard This Afternoon by JOACHINpedro: 5:36pm On Jul 23, 2020

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Re: I Caught This Monitor Lizard This Afternoon by pocohantas(f): 5:39pm On Jul 23, 2020
J111333:
Are you really gonna eat that?

Stay here and be speaking gonna, wanna, innit...


OP, has EATEN it (past tense o).

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Re: I Caught This Monitor Lizard This Afternoon by Nobody: 5:46pm On Jul 23, 2020
undecided

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Re: I Caught This Monitor Lizard This Afternoon by Nobody: 6:27pm On Jul 23, 2020
pocohantas:


Stay here and be speaking gonna, wanna, innit...


OP, has EATEN it (past tense o).
Na all these obodo oyibo nairalanders corrupt pesin with all those grammar. grin

So dude later chop that lizard true true? Chai

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Re: I Caught This Monitor Lizard This Afternoon by MozB: 7:39pm On Jul 23, 2020
extol1:
oh God! if we finish eating every animals in Nigeria, I wonder what we shall tell the unborn generation

there must always be that one person who types this lol

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Re: I Caught This Monitor Lizard This Afternoon by Techm8: 8:31pm On Jul 23, 2020
There are literally thousands of other foods to eat but you chose lizard �.

ShopRite hotdog is just N150

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Re: I Caught This Monitor Lizard This Afternoon by Idiotmod: 8:53pm On Jul 23, 2020
U go fit eat wall gecko like this o

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Re: I Caught This Monitor Lizard This Afternoon by Ishilove: 3:54pm On Jul 24, 2020
Cti28:
Food is ready.
Christ. This is disgusting.

It is this kind of yeye chop anyhow that put the world into problem via China. The only difference between you and Chinese people is they eat their rubbish raw while you cook yours. You people have made your stomachs your god.

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Re: I Caught This Monitor Lizard This Afternoon by Patrioticman007(m): 9:10pm On Jul 25, 2020
What a food for the gods of hunger & greed........

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Re: I Caught This Monitor Lizard This Afternoon by gift2xl: 9:10pm On Jul 25, 2020
We should be careful of what we eat.

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Re: I Caught This Monitor Lizard This Afternoon by Slawormir: 9:10pm On Jul 25, 2020
Damnnnnn niggarrr
Isoright
Re: I Caught This Monitor Lizard This Afternoon by MorataFC: 9:10pm On Jul 25, 2020
Ok
Re: I Caught This Monitor Lizard This Afternoon by gentiboy: 9:10pm On Jul 25, 2020
Hungry dey this country, NOT COVID.....

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Re: I Caught This Monitor Lizard This Afternoon by DropsMic(m): 9:11pm On Jul 25, 2020
Cool

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Re: I Caught This Monitor Lizard This Afternoon by Tapout(m): 9:11pm On Jul 25, 2020
no worry, one day na una dem go dey catch!! And na so dem go dey post una own for their own nairaland...Chai!!

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Re: I Caught This Monitor Lizard This Afternoon by MorataFC: 9:11pm On Jul 25, 2020
extol1:
oh God! if we finish eating every animals in Nigeria, I wonder what we shall tell the unborn generation
Thousands upon thousands of cow is being killed daily in Nigeria, you should ask yourself how come that one never finish.

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Re: I Caught This Monitor Lizard This Afternoon by skyfather09(m): 9:11pm On Jul 25, 2020
extol1:
oh God! if we finish eating every animals in Nigeria, I wonder what we shall tell the unborn generation
so make Hunger kee us, all because of unborn generation.

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Re: I Caught This Monitor Lizard This Afternoon by CallMeGrace(f): 9:11pm On Jul 25, 2020
Abeg put graphic pictures for the headline.
This is damn irritating.

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Re: I Caught This Monitor Lizard This Afternoon by Kemimarch16(f): 9:11pm On Jul 25, 2020
Hmm see pepper soup don't forget to add scent leaf to it�

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Re: I Caught This Monitor Lizard This Afternoon by Hezmatosky: 9:12pm On Jul 25, 2020
The name sef is even irritating angry

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