symplyrachel:
He slapped me and i spat on him.

ThankGod for his brother, i for collect beating that day

why slap you?

We will settle it out in court. Who the hell is she? I will send her to where retards like her belongs.

Slimsly100:
The he-goat came back to me after some months and was indirectly asking for after-break-up sex with the excuse that he wanted us back. Omo! I kicked his ass outta ma house.
I hate what I don't like mbok!!

Your face looks familiar. Which part of Owerri is your shop domiciled in

stanliwise:
Don't o, he might punch shit outta you and redesign your face o. If a guy slap you and e too pain you. Get him arrested. Legal system are very swift to defend women in modern society. I advise male escort you to make the report because policemen can be ridiculous .
Also grabbing a guy ball because of slap is not a fair game IMO

But if a girl slaps a guy and he beats her up, hitting her multiple times its fair game abi?

Gforce2015:
My Ex-girlfriend bought me a car after a breakup....And threw the car key at me.

Your girl friend must be Nigerian and from one of the 36 state.. peelee

InfernoNig:


You know wetin cause am? She knows

Him too knows why she spat at him.

When both parties are aggrieved both parties should keep their hands to themselves.

Akhirastriver:

Thank God u did not die

YelloweWest:


But if a girl slaps a guy and he beats her up, hitting her multiple times its fair game abi?

No it's not. I am a big proponent to "ending violence against women and girl child". But as much as that I don't advise women to go into violent challenge with men. It is such a poor choice to make, a decision you will later regret.

Burnt his car...!! This one strong oO...

If the boy had good sense of judgment, the first thing he should do is to sue her to court for invasion and destruction of property. Then they can talk about what happened.
My take.

Shugargal:
Bro try to de punctuate your writing na.. where are you running to?

Lool I'll no vex abeg

symplyrachel:
He slapped me and i spat on him.

ThankGod for his brother, i for collect beating that day

Are you a virgin,cos your signature and your dp says otherwise...

Shugargal:
Bro try to de punctuate your writing na.. where are you running to?

I actually thought I was the only one who had such reservations. I just really couldn't make much meaning of what he wrote.

SHE LET ME HAVE HER KUKUNASE FOR THE LAST TIME BUT DIDN'T LET ME SHOOT MY HOT CUM IN HER MOUTH.

Na waoh!

Mine refused to let go of one sugar daddy like that, toh...me too I got married to another babe without informing her.
The day I brought my new wife home, my ex brought every of my belongings in her house and dumped on my door.
My new wife cried all night.
What a honeymoon.

you are a fan of black

symplyrachel:
He slapped me and i spat on him.


ThankGod for his brother, i for collect beating that day

Exmilitant:
She summoned me to a juju shrine at Etche. Foolish girl wasn't ashame to tell the priest she's had four abortions for me! She demanded i compensate her with 100k to start her life... I just dropped 300k with the Amadioha priest and walked out. That was in 2010 i was just back from the amnesty program in South Africa. There was enough millions in ma account.... Later heard she had a fall out with the priest because the priest gave her 50k which she rejected, she then rained insults on him and got him arrested...

Lol, Na Etche girl ? Because one of my guy for PH get similar experience .

. . .and she almost got herself killed setting the car on fire

rafikii:


This always works best. Tho most times I'm left wondering how much damage leaving without clearing stuffs with the other person causes.

It is not the best. If someone tries it with me it would take years to let it go. I love when we settle and go our separate ways.

She damaged our two times couple of the year awards in university..
And also badmouthed me to a gal I was wooing at Lekki beach on a friend's birthday.

brainhgeek:
Even the fire follow the babe vex. I am sure her face will not remain the same

The lady is an idiot!

Mine poured a mixture of kerosene and powder soap in the egusi soup she cooked and left

NobleSeed:
Break up with her later discovered my power bank was with her, made up with her again I then collected my power bank and then break up with her again..... I hate nonsense.

Haha

rafikii:


This always works best. Tho most times I'm left wondering how much damage leaving without clearing stuffs with the other person causes.

Having no idea about what happened or how things went wrong, leaving with unanswered questions and probably without a trace.... The damage would be irreparable

donstan18:
I don't do breakups! To me, it looks more like declaring someone your enemy, judging with how we see exes in our society.

Simple! Without any quarrel, arguments or fight, i'll just part way whenever I want for a reason best known to me, it'll be done even without your permission.

So you'll be confused enough to tell if it's a full breakup or just me maintaining my space!!

This is applicable to both friends and flings.

This is the worst type of breakups....

Even if the car key break my head, I go still collect am drive myself to the hospital

DMPaulSr:



It's so sad. Why will she throw a key at you What if it hit you so bad and killed you. You're lucky u did not die

kabillionaire:
Na waoh!

Mine refused to let go of one sugar daddy like that, toh...me too I got married to another babe without informing her.
The day I brought my new wife home, my ex brought every of my belongings in her house and dumped on my door.
My new wife cried all night.
What a honeymoon.

Hahahahaha, sweet honey moon.....

just2endowed:


Mehn, because of powerbank . You could have bought one from me. Check my signature

lol baba me too dey deal on those stuff... Check my signature too... Na watin my mind tell me I do so man.

How in hell dis she survive that??

She broke up with me while I was in the hospital. I was shot by armed robbers, stayed 4 months at the hospital, walked with crutches for almost a year and she thought am not gonna be normal again.

So she went and slept with one of my friends while I was still in hospital and unfortunately for her she got pregnant in the act. She dropped out of school, had the baby hoping that she's gonna be with the guy since I've got an injured leg. The same goat... sorry I mean guy got another girl pregnant, he stopped giving her attention and only cares about the child. The guy started dating her friends too lol

Now I am in better shape, no sign of defect but only a mild scar to show for the injury. And I thank God Almighty for the highly rated Nigerian and South African doctors that operated on me.

Now whenever she sees me, she always cry and kept trying to apologize for me to take her back. Can you imagine that? I always step away from her as if she's a plague. Oh... My business is in her area and she sees more of me

Frankcallys:
She broke up with me while I was in the hospital. I was shot by armed robbers, stayed 4 months at the hospital, walked with crutches for almost a year and she thought am not gonna be normal again.

So she went and slept with one of my friends while I was still in hospital and unfortunately for her she got pregnant in the act. She dropped out of school, had the baby hoping that she's gonna be with the guy since I've got an injured leg. The same goat... sorry I mean guy got another girl pregnant, he stopped giving her attention and only cares about the child. The guy started dating her friends too lol

Now I am in better shape, no sign of defect but only a mild scar to show for the injury. And I thank God Almighty for the highly rated Nigerian and South African doctors that operated on me.

Now whenever she sees me, she always cry and kept trying to apologize for me to take her back. Can you imagine that? I always step away from her as if she's a plague. Oh... My business is in her area and she sees more of me

see whiñning..
Why u dey use us catch cruise naa??

Crofton:





Lol, Na Etche girl ? Because one of my guy for PH get similar experience .

Yes, na Etche girl.