I recently moved to lag n I met this girl,I told her from the beginning that I'm not ready yet for a relationship,bt I'll provide for her whenever she needs my help,Aspa side Guy

she didn't agree at first ,she said she can only be friends and not the other way round..

I stop texting n calling cus we both want and need different thing's..

Long story short, she finally called to say she misses me and all my plenty talks and joke's, that she'd like to come over..

As a sharp guy I already know what's gonna happen, so I sharply arranged CD and was waiting..

she came and we got down
it wasn't bad after all, mind you she still has her bf ohh..

We got down for like two weeks, so she came over again yesterday and we where watching a movie on Rok2 last night..

they where showing something similar to what we where doing,like the man literally told the girl almost everything I told this babe ohh...

The next thing she asked was..
WHAT ARE WE

As a sharp guy I told her..

WE ARE NOTHING BUT PENCILS IN THE HANDS OF THE CREATOR.

Abeg I do Bad

Lame attempt to be funny.

thanks I wasn't attempting to make it funny,cus I'm not a comedian

Dew04:
Lame attempt to be funny.

the only thing funny about this is how you think you won

MajesticKris:
I recently moved to lag n I met this girl,I told her from the beginning that I'm not ready yet for a relationship,bt I'll provide for her whenever she needs my help,Aspa side Guy

she didn't agree at first ,she said she can only be friends and not the other way round..

I stop texting n calling cus we both want and need different thing's..

Long story short, she finally called to say she misses me and all my plenty talks and joke's, that she'd like to come over..

As a sharp guy I already know what's gonna happen, so I sharply arranged CD and was waiting..

she came and we got down
it wasn't bad after all, mind you she still has her bf ohh..

We got down for like two weeks, so she came over again yesterday and we where watching a movie on Rok2 last night..

they where showing something similar to what we where doing,like the man literally told the girl almost everything I told this babe ohh...

The next thing she asked was..
WHAT ARE WE

As a sharp guy I told her..

WE ARE NOTHING BUT PENCILS IN THE HANDS OF THE CREATOR.

Abeg I do Bad

so she suddenly forgot the BF that she had, to ask such silly question?!?!

bro, you failed as miserably as she did... telling this babe that you would provide for her whenever she needs (thats a babe already in a r/ship o).... are you captain save a hoe or what?!?!

you are a lot of things, but "sharp" you certainly are not...

So what was her response after you called her a pencil?

That's where I bleeped up

MrBrownJay1:


so she suddenly forgot the BF that she had, to ask such silly question?!?!

bro, you failed as miserably as she did... telling this babe that you would provide for her whenever she needs (thats a babe already in a r/ship o).... are you captain save a hoe or what?!?!

you are a lot of things, but "sharp" you certainly are not...

I didn't call her a pencil...

I said ,WE ARE NOTHING BUT PENCILS IN THE HANDS OF THE CREATOR..

She just Froze..

Walk:
So what was her response after you called her a pencil?

MajesticKris:
thanks I wasn't attempting to make it funny,cus I'm not a comedian

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Guess I didn't .. but that was how it ended...

xendra:
the only thing funny about this is how you think you won

thanks I won't

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Lmao

He said help me judge not criticize him...
people sef...

MajesticKris:
I didn't call her a pencil...

I said ,WE ARE NOTHING BUT PENCILS IN THE HANDS OF THE CREATOR..

She just Froze..

Good comedy skit but this, we've seen a couple of times. Try originality and see how you fare.

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xendra:
the only thing funny about this is how you think you won

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@$$hole...

A special kind of dry.

Dew04:
Lame attempt to be funny.

Kai!
Nairalanders can be sadist eh,
Nothing wey person go do, Make una like am

MajesticKris:
I recently moved to lag n I met this girl,I told her from the beginning that I'm not ready yet for a relationship,bt I'll provide for her whenever she needs my help,Aspa side Guy

she didn't agree at first ,she said she can only be friends and not the other way round..

I stop texting n calling cus we both want and need different thing's..

Long story short, she finally called to say she misses me and all my plenty talks and joke's, that she'd like to come over..

As a sharp guy I already know what's gonna happen, so I sharply arranged CD and was waiting..

she came and we got down
it wasn't bad after all, mind you she still has her bf ohh..

We got down for like two weeks, so she came over again yesterday and we where watching a movie on Rok2 last night..

they where showing something similar to what we where doing,like the man literally told the girl almost everything I told this babe ohh...

The next thing she asked was..
WHAT ARE WE

As a sharp guy I told her..

WE ARE NOTHING BUT PENCILS IN THE HANDS OF THE CREATOR.

Abeg I do Bad

If Am too be in your shoes, my reply will seems like a riddles she ain't clear about, I will tel her we are individual like magnet yet we reple each other,

The only thing funny is how the OP thinks he's a sharp guy and whereas you're no where near sharp

Not funny. Try again later.

I don't even believe this story

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xendra:
the only thing funny about this is how you think you won

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