Drwords:
I'm in umuahia sir. The boerboel is how much?

Syphax:
You didn't post pictures of the boerboel

Zoharariel:
65k for a dog? In this Corona period? How much dem cum dey sell full grown human being for Jankara market?

The last dog we bought & sacrificed to Ogun Lakaaye Oshimale - if I'm not mistaken, was 13,000Naira. And she was looking very kinky & agile, although she was not as hairy as this black, tail-less dog I'm seeing above.

Look, I don't like these dogs you're advertising simply because they are tail-less.

How can I know when they are happy, sad or angry with me when they do not have a tail to wag at me - as a sign of reverence & respect? No, No, No - That is totally unacceptable!

Besides, how can I have a dog that I cannot twist, stretch & squeeze her tail when we're playing together?

This is the reason I have been contemplating on getting a lion or tiger cub instead, but my only fear is that I may not be able to strangulate them with my bear hands in case they grow up & decide to turn me to dinner one day, because I am likely to starve them for 3 or more days if they hurt my feelings; whereas - unlike the dogs that I would just easily use my left hand to pin against the wall before sending my right "Jet Li" knee into her stomach.

Look, get me these puppies in the pictures below that will be prostrating to greet me - "Ekaaro Sir - while wagging their tails vigorously" when I wake up every morning, and I cannot pay more than 5 tausan Naira (in my Ijebu accent) for any of them.

If I have to spend 65 tausan to buy any pet, I will not buy a dog. I will immediately face Jankara or Mbaise Market to buy a full grown, female, adolescent, menstruating pikin that is not more than 14years.

Atleast, I will train her, feed her from the top & bottom, and we will understand ourselves better while growing in love and then live happily ever after.

Now, look at these attached pictures and tell me you have something for me. I am actually buying it for my wife Missy89 because she is a crazy dog lover.

I remember she once posted a picture of herself with 2 poodles on her profile and I'd like to surprise her with these puppies when she visits me in Ijebu.

So, what say ye? With that your gorimapa head, cultist beard & criminal face that looks like that of Lawrence Anini's.

Oh come on! I was only joking.

Maxboss:

Boerboels tails must me docked rott weiller tail mostly is going to be docked Google dog docking of tails

dozzybreezy:
Bash my man! I see you my man...