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Lol..

I've never been chase by dog before simply because it's an abomination for dog to even come near me. If any dog try to near me, it will die by thunder. Am from Royal family and if you daot it, turn urself to dog and come near me

I have been chased by bingo and high breeds.
But let me talk about my last experience which was the one that happened at Kubwa, Arab road close to Nexta bakery.

It all happened on that faithfully day in the year 2018 when I was trying to relocate to a different apartment.

The house agent call me "O boy howfar eh get on self con I see for this area show"
That was how I carried myself by myself go adventure.

On reaching the place, the compound was fanced. Immediately we tried to open the gatte, there was a female bingo that was very aggressive and was barking at and was owned by one of the occupants in the building.
And there is no way we can get into the building without having to pass through that dog.

Omor na so we started calling for the owner to come and hold his do o..
At the end it was one of the children that came to CALM DOWN the dog and move the dog to a few distance.

Immediately we started climbing the stairs the dog started barking and was rushing back to come and attack us.
For my mind I said where I wan even run go?

On a second thought I looked at my dressing I was putting on a knockabout shoes and jeans. I said okay... At that time the dog was rushing towards me climbing the stairs.

Before I could say Jack rubbison the dog don near me. omor nah so I kicked the dog right in the face. If you see as the dog shouted and urinated on the floor and ran back to the owner

I laughed

I love dogs growing up, not that I had any but I just love dogs as a pet.
So there was this route I and my twin sis love to pass through on on our way home from school since I knew most people around and always considered safe to ply.
On this faithful rainy afternoon on our way back from from school, we decided to take another route since it was a tared road but very quiet.

Moving forward we saw some cute little puppies
under this particular truck and decided to have a closer look at them, that was how the mother barked at us while my sis gave a loud scream at first sight of the dog.
I guess it was a stray Rottweiler around the neighborhood, I ran for my dear life and left my sis behind. She got bitten so hard that the dog pulled out some flesh on her right thigh very close to her knee cap.
The people around who witnessed the whole incident rushed her the the hospital. But the dog was killed few days after.
She developed cynophobia afterwards though.

How can I forget Baggio

I have almost been killed by the dog's cousins.... a pack of wolves

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TheFacelessMan:
.. Survival skills.


In 1980, i got lost at the Serengeti National Park in Tanzania.

This is the true story of how i survived my ordeal with wildlife.

How did I get lost ? I was obviously not listening to the tour guide.

It was going to be dark soon and the predators would come out for prey.

Using my Boy Scout skills, I made a fire and prepared to settle for the night.

I was almost dozing off when I was startled by the howl of a wild dog

The wild dogs were ferocious killers who would eat chunks of flesh from you while alive.


The dogs kept calling to each other and I knew they were drawing closer and closer

Everything went silent and I knew they had come!

I strained my eyes to see, listened with bated breath for where / when the attack will come...

...which soon did. The pack of 5 dogs came into the clearing, led by the Alpha

The Alpha was a cocky m'fucker, thick of neck and a smile full of teeth...very big and sharp

I was armed only with a machete for clearing the bush...nothing else!

There were no 2nd chances. It was Life or Death.

..... any mistake and i would be torn into pieces.

I snatched a branch out of the fire and they ran off. But came back a few seconds later.

I was dinner for them, they got bolder and bolder on each return.




Encountered wild dogs...... croc......lion....hippopotamus.....

The dogs wet pursue me for Jos eh!

Those dogs nearly disgrace me in front of my students.

Na for Jos I see dog dey fly fence

I've not been chased by one,but it was so close.

I wanted to go to a friend's house to go and do something,so he wasn't around.I met the houseboy and he was outside.On a normal day,I knew how to open their gate but that spirit just told me to pass the other gate.Unknowinly for me,the houseboy already released the two dogs.
As soon as I saw them,I quickly turned back.The minute I started going,the more brutal dog turned back and was on her way to the small shortcut she used to sneak out from,I was already looking for the nearest fence to climb in case it escapes through the gate,sweat don begin dey soak my shirt from the back .Luckily for me,they already blocked the sneak out route of the dog,it just stood there with contempt and was staring at me with it's head under the gate.I knew the thoughts going through its mind was if i catch you another day
Did I forget to mention it was a dark skinned dog.

Since that day,na to first check if the dogs are in their cage or not before I open the gate.
It was a lucky escape.

Last time I was going to work early in the morning with my laptop in bag and I was on a BIKE. I kicked the dog away.

Lol what a question, my story with dogs are so funny even myself laughed at myself . We have a dog in the house that I always give him tough time and I noticed he doesn’t like me too but I don’t care , so unfortunately one night I woke up in the middle of the night to go pee na so this dog chase me all over the compound to be continued

hmmm

I will call mine a act of bravery

When I was in JSS 1, I decided to visit my new friend from school. As I was approching the house from the drive way. I saw a big dog siting at the verandah. Immediately I stepped on the drive way, the dog stood up and charged towards me.

I decided not to run. I shouted on top of my voice and started crying. My friend heard my voice I rushed out, then called the dog back.

For like 10mins I wasnt myself

I thank God the dog didnt bite me

We chase dogs, dogs don’t chase us

Why should I be chased by a dog?

I am not very small.

xanie:
Dog is even better.. Ever been chased by a Turkey? That animal no get respect.

Amen brother! This is a fact!

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never, them no dey fear face? bitches n bingos can't do me nothing.

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E be like say na only me cow don pursue before

yes

I'm not a story teller

When I was 8yrs old a dog chased me I was very afraid I had to beg the dog while crying saying am sorry finally the dog left me since that day I hate dog o when I see any dog passing by me my heart rate increases .

I go laugh taya for this post today.

No but I was chased by a Turkey very funny that day

yes o mine was when I was a kid one early morning I went to pee at the back of a toilet two dogs ran to where I was I took race I was fat then but na God gimme speed one of the dog scratched my bumbum only.
if I remember that experience I just SMH...
until now I still fear dogs

When I was in secondary school, I was scared of dogs ooo...

So.one day..after house Fellowship I went to visit my friend who had a dog. Unknown to me, my friend had freed the dog from its cage.The Dog was just strolling in the compound.. Immediately I entered the compound, I stood face to face with the dog,

Before I knew it , I don begin dey run dey shout mummy ,mummy , mummy...I throwey my Bible for ground for my race...

immediately I turn back, I nor see Dog.. my friend Jus dey laff me say the dog sef nor pursue me..The Dog be like "Abi werey le leyi, wetin dey pursue this one"

Since that time i stopped visiting his house, make he nor dey use my life Play like dat

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fulaniHERDSman:
Well, mine was that I had to overpower two massive pitbulls and tied them up in a dump for their owners to come pick without sustaining a single scratch. How I did it I am one very strong, swift and brave guy. Has faced worse situations and came unscathed.

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Liar and a drug addict

Dogs can only bark at me but cannot chase me.

When once I do as if I want to carry a weapon on the ground, it will run away.

got chased by two dogs when i was much younger..i ran like my life depended on it.. My mom wasnt having it when i told her though..

Mine was not so mild it was more tragic

My neighbors dog got out and attacked some teenager in the street, it was a pure breed Grizzly bear bloodline Rottweiler. They are massive , dangerous and extremely violent he had two , hulk and Bruno ..

Hulk got out and attacked this university student on Holliday , the wound was so terrible it tore his entire calf muscle out to the bone and his hands were ripped so badly because he was protecting his neck

Now my neighbor paid all the damages and more to keep the case low key cause he loved his dogs

So he sent hulk to his village home. One day hulk killed the care taker 's 12 year old son .. that's when he had to rush down spend on the burial and other culture stuff the villagers demanded

He had to put hulk down after this .. he cried like a baby for weeks

fulaniHERDSman:
Well, mine was that I had to overpower two massive pitbulls and tied them up in a dump for their owners to come pick without sustaining a single scratch. How I did it I am one very strong, swift and brave guy. Has faced worse situations and came unscathed.

you don minit