[center]NINE WORDS WOMEN USE[/center]
(1) Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.

(2) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

(3) Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.

(4) Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!

(5) Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing, (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of nothing.)

(6) That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

(7) Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just say you're welcome. (I want to add in a clause here - This is true, unless she says 'Thanks a lot' - that is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say 'you're welcome' , that will bring on a 'whatever').

( Whatever: Is a woman's way of saying F-- YOU!

(9) Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking 'What's wrong?' For the woman's response refer to # 3.

wow thats though really like it

Tee Jay

why you dey expose us like this now??

eh??

Efemena_xy:

Tee Jay

why you dey expose us like this now??

eh??

i just tire for the guy.
@op am so guilty of all of em esp no 7. 'whatever' :|

@OP

Nice nice. Sooo trueeee!

Evagreenfields:


i just tire for the guy.
@op am so guilty of all of em esp no 7. 'whatever' :|

*runs downhill. . .*

@ OP, true sha. But you don't have to tell all the guys na.

koolchicco:



*runs downhill. . .*

*chasing u down the hill and singing* pleaseeeee dont leave me

koolchicco:

*breaths in and out and runs even faster. . .*

*chasing u even faster*

Mygoldie:

Evagreenfields:

*chasing u even faster*

*Takes off my slippers and start jumping over the gutters on the slippery Holloway *

Lol ok, u don win.am tired from the running *pantin hard*

**falls off the wall from laughing so hard!!**




Koolchicko Kelechi abeg come back jor!

I think I need you too!!

Efemena_xy:

**falls off the wall from laughing so hard!!**




Koolchicko Kelechi abeg come back jor!

I think I need you too!! 

Lol. Ngwanu tell me first - Which of these manifestations expositions apply to u? Nos3 and/or Nos6? Don't lie!

That's okay

It's nothing

**does that answer your question now? You said not to lie!!**

**does that answer your question now? You said not to lie!!**

But u just did.

I was rather excepting an 'all of the above' answer than the two conceded already.

Kelechi

free me now!

Well edited recycled joke. . Good job Tee. BTW, where've u bn?

Efemena_xy:

Kelechi

free me now!

Emancipate yourself already Esosa.

Kelechi, my name's not Esosa!

OK I get it. You've tuned MIA, eh Efosa?

tee boi , wow no 7 is so me hehe
how d heck did u figure dat ,, am glad u no wen to bck off wen a woman is boiling sha unlike some goats

no wonder me and my babe dey clash unnecessarily . .always misunderstanding her lol

^^Now u can subtittle ya love LOL

lysaa:

Well edited recycled joke. . Good job Tee. BTW, where've u bn?

, hello stranger, i dey jare how r u?

Idowuogbo:

tee boi , wow no 7 is so me hehe
how d heck did u figure dat ,, am glad u no wen to bck off wen a woman is boiling sha unlike some goats

hehehe my sources told me all abt u ID,

Tee_Jay:

hehehe my sources told me all abt u ID,

hmm sources, oh boi cctv dey folow my step b dat o , kai i b paparrazzi unresistable

Idowuogbo:

hmm sources, oh boi cctv dey folow my step b dat o , kai i b paparrazzi unresistable

gba o, u wont believe how much data i have on u, pls don't start pulling ur bedroom blinds on account of this sha

Tee_Jay:

, hello stranger, i dey jare how r u?

Stranger? okies then!

Hmmm. . . I think i have to memorize some lines. . .

But why? Women don't love jerks and u know u'd be one when u can't improvise on a missing link.

Tee_Jay:

gba o, u wont believe how much data i have on u, pls don't start pulling your bedroom blinds on account of this sha

u a goat i swear , stop snooping on me joor