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9 Words Women Use by TeeJay6(m): 12:04pm On Feb 12, 2011
[center]NINE WORDS WOMEN USE[/center]
(1) Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.

(2) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

(3) Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.

(4) Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!

(5) Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing, (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of nothing.)

(6) That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

(7) Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just say you're welcome. (I want to add in a clause here - This is true, unless she says 'Thanks a lot' - that is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say 'you're welcome' , that will bring on a 'whatever').

(cool Whatever: Is a woman's way of saying F-- YOU!

(9) Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking 'What's wrong?' For the woman's response refer to # 3.

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Re: 9 Words Women Use by Danja4sure(m): 2:22pm On Feb 12, 2011
wow thats though really like it
Re: 9 Words Women Use by EfemenaXY: 3:48pm On Feb 12, 2011
Tee Jay angry angry

why you dey expose us like this now??

eh?? undecided undecided
Re: 9 Words Women Use by Evagreenfields: 3:56pm On Feb 12, 2011
Efemena_xy:

Tee Jay angry angry

why you dey expose us like this now??

eh?? undecided undecided

i just tire for the guy.
@op am so guilty of all of em esp no 7. 'whatever' :|

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Re: 9 Words Women Use by koolchicco: 4:10pm On Feb 12, 2011
@OP

Nice nice. Sooo trueeee! grin

Evagreenfields:


i just tire for the guy.
@op am so guilty of all of em esp no 7. 'whatever' :|

*runs downhill. . .* shocked lipsrsealed

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Re: 9 Words Women Use by ARareGem(f): 5:42pm On Feb 12, 2011
@ OP, true sha. But you don't have to tell all the guys na. wink
Re: 9 Words Women Use by Evagreenfields: 7:29pm On Feb 12, 2011
koolchicco:



*runs downhill. . .* shocked lipsrsealed
*chasing u down the hill and singing* pleaseeeee dont leave me
Re: 9 Words Women Use by koolchicco: 7:31pm On Feb 12, 2011
Evagreenfields:

*chasing u down the hill and singing* pleaseeeee dont leave me
*breaths in and out and runs even faster. . .*
Re: 9 Words Women Use by Mygoldie(f): 7:36pm On Feb 12, 2011
undecided undecided undecided
Re: 9 Words Women Use by Evagreenfields: 7:57pm On Feb 12, 2011
koolchicco:

*breaths in and out and runs even faster. . .*
*chasing u even faster*
Re: 9 Words Women Use by koolchicco: 8:20pm On Feb 12, 2011
Mygoldie:

undecided undecided undecided
wink kiss

Evagreenfields:

*chasing u even faster*
*Takes off my slippers and start jumping over the gutters on the slippery Holloway *
Re: 9 Words Women Use by Evagreenfields: 8:46pm On Feb 12, 2011
Lol ok, u don win.am tired from the running *pantin hard*
Re: 9 Words Women Use by EfemenaXY: 10:38pm On Feb 12, 2011
**falls off the wall from laughing so hard!!**

grin grin grin grin grin


Koolchicko Kelechi abeg come back jor!

I think I need you too!! grin grin grin grin

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Re: 9 Words Women Use by koolchicco: 4:09pm On Feb 13, 2011
Efemena_xy:

**falls off the wall from laughing so hard!!**

grin grin grin grin grin


Koolchicko Kelechi abeg come back jor!

I think I need you too!!  grin grin grin grin

Lol. Ngwanu tell me first - Which of these manifestations expositions apply to u? Nos3 and/or Nos6? Don't lie! grin
Re: 9 Words Women Use by EfemenaXY: 5:54pm On Feb 13, 2011
That's okay

It's nothing

**does that answer your question now? You said not to lie!!** grin grin
Re: 9 Words Women Use by koolchicco: 7:30pm On Feb 13, 2011
**does that answer your question now? You said not to lie!!**

But u just did. angry

I was rather excepting an 'all of the above' answer than the two conceded already. grin embarassed
Re: 9 Words Women Use by EfemenaXY: 10:14pm On Feb 13, 2011
Kelechi

free me now! grin grin grin
Re: 9 Words Women Use by lysaa(f): 10:46pm On Feb 13, 2011
Well edited recycled joke. . Good job Tee. BTW, where've u bn?
Re: 9 Words Women Use by koolchicco: 11:30pm On Feb 13, 2011
Efemena_xy:

Kelechi

free me now! grin grin grin

Emancipate yourself already Esosa. grin
Re: 9 Words Women Use by EfemenaXY: 11:54pm On Feb 13, 2011
Kelechi, my name's not Esosa! tongue
Re: 9 Words Women Use by koolchicco: 11:56pm On Feb 13, 2011
OK I get it. You've tuned MIA, eh Efosa?tongue
Re: 9 Words Women Use by Idowuogbo(f): 12:13am On Feb 14, 2011
tee boi , wow no 7 is so me hehe
how d heck did u figure dat ,, am glad u no wen to bck off wen a woman is boiling sha unlike some goats

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Re: 9 Words Women Use by D1KeleVra(m): 10:01am On Feb 14, 2011
okay
Re: 9 Words Women Use by Nelson6(m): 10:06am On Feb 14, 2011
no wonder me and my babe dey clash unnecessarily . .always misunderstanding her lol
Re: 9 Words Women Use by lysaa(f): 11:41am On Feb 14, 2011
^^Now u can subtittle ya love LOL
Re: 9 Words Women Use by TeeJay6(m): 11:47am On Feb 14, 2011
lysaa:

Well edited recycled joke. . Good job Tee. BTW, where've u bn?
grin grin, hello stranger, i dey jare how r u?
Idowuogbo:

tee boi , wow no 7 is so me hehe
how d heck did u figure dat ,, am glad u no wen to bck off wen a woman is boiling sha unlike some goats
hehehe my sources told me all abt u ID, grin
Re: 9 Words Women Use by Idowuogbo(f): 11:56am On Feb 14, 2011
Tee_Jay:

hehehe my sources told me all abt u ID, grin
hmm sources, oh boi cctv dey folow my step b dat o , kai i b paparrazzi unresistable grin grin grin
Re: 9 Words Women Use by TeeJay6(m): 12:10pm On Feb 14, 2011
Idowuogbo:

hmm sources, oh boi cctv dey folow my step b dat o , kai i b paparrazzi unresistable grin grin grin
gba o, u wont believe how much data i have on u, grin grin grin pls don't start pulling ur bedroom blinds on account of this sha

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Re: 9 Words Women Use by lysaa(f): 12:40pm On Feb 14, 2011
Tee_Jay:

grin grin, hello stranger, i dey jare how r u?
Stranger? okies then!
Re: 9 Words Women Use by oweniwe(m): 12:52pm On Feb 14, 2011
Hmmm. . . I think i have to memorize some lines. . .
Re: 9 Words Women Use by lysaa(f): 1:01pm On Feb 14, 2011
But why? Women don't love jerks and u know u'd be one when u can't improvise on a missing link.

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Re: 9 Words Women Use by Idowuogbo(f): 1:12pm On Feb 14, 2011
Tee_Jay:

gba o, u wont believe how much data i have on u, grin grin grin pls don't start pulling your bedroom blinds on account of this sha
u a goat i swear grin grin grin, stop snooping on me joor

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