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Life Cycle Of A Modern Day Female: by Stephen2324(m): 9:38am On Aug 16, 2020
Life cycle of a modern day female:

Hoe phase: in her prime years 18-25 years, rejects serious guys who want to settle down as they're too boring. Instead chooses the players/fuckboys/thugs as they're exciting & adventurous. Jumping from dick to dick in the name of sexual freedom

Epiphany phase: in her washed up years 26+, realizes she's no longer valuable on the dating market. Convinces herself that she no longer dates fuckboys (though deep down she knows they no longer want her)...quotes about self worth on her social media daily

Healing phase: she realizes marriage might pass her, boom Jesus becomes her 1st love. She becomes a full blown church goer (church is now a retirement home for hoes), this church act gets her some dumb church brother, who quickly proposes to her & she lives happily ever after

Feminazi phase: this is when she fails to trap a guy during the healing phase, she then becomes bitter, boom a radical feminist is born. She hates men, kids, family, culture. Advocates for divorce, abortion, degeneracy & a whole lot other stupid things

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Re: Life Cycle Of A Modern Day Female: by bewla(m): 10:17am On Aug 16, 2020
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Re: Life Cycle Of A Modern Day Female: by bootyeater: 10:20am On Aug 16, 2020
Stolen from ubunja
Re: Life Cycle Of A Modern Day Female: by dingbang(m): 10:31am On Aug 16, 2020
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Re: Life Cycle Of A Modern Day Female: by yanabasee1(m): 11:02am On Aug 16, 2020
Feminazi phase: this is when she fails to trap a guy during the healing phase, she then becomes bitter, boom a radical feminist is born. She hates men, kids, family, culture. Advocates for divorce, abortion, degeneracy & a whole lot other stupid things


These sets of people are the ones misleading the younger generation and they're everywhere ministering to the younger s ones that cared to listen how men ar all scum.



Then, comes another phase

Baby mama phase:- After feminism must have failed them. They will decided to hook up with any available man to get pregnant and just be a single mother. Glorifying themselves for taking the responsibilities of a father and a mother in them. This phase is the phase that must have been concluded into solving their depression problems.
Re: Life Cycle Of A Modern Day Female: by PUSSYHOE(m): 11:05am On Aug 16, 2020
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Re: Life Cycle Of A Modern Day Female: by ubunja(m): 12:14pm On Aug 16, 2020
bootyeater:
Stolen from ubunja
gosh no. We're talking about the same thing. All red pill men recognise this cycle in every woman. It might vary a little depending on the specific locale/culture/peoples, but the bold strokes are the same: women want to hoe first then marry after, as if they pressed some reset some button that clears their past lives.
Sometimes they settle first then hoe later (as in marrying virgins).

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Re: Life Cycle Of A Modern Day Female: by Sluvist(m): 12:23pm On Aug 16, 2020
The funny thing is that men remains the cause of females problems. Very painful if i see the way my friend uses girls and dump them as if he lacks sisters.

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