There is this woman that was very humble,
she has one pretty daughter named Nkechi,
whenever she wants to go out, she will call her daughter, Nkechi please I am going out don’t go close to any boy o dey are dangerous o ,
if dey see your pant, they will do you bad things,
that is how she do advice her every day,
and Nkechi was very good she listen to advice,
one day the mother go out to see her co-worker,
Nkechi was playing hand ball with her friends, and she mistakenly hang the ball on a small orange tree so her friends now said she should remove the ball because she is the one that hang it,
surprisingly to Nkechi some boys were playing card under the tree,
so Nkechi now remember her mothers advice.
So she now run to the house and remove her pant so that no one will saw it and run back to the tree to remove the ball,
immediately she came down her lovely mum saw her and call her to come.
What did you just do?
"Mummy they did not see my pant I remove it before clamping the tree", you what’s!!!!!!?

what do you mean by her paints, do you mean pants? you said it severally times and you grammer is bad.be a little bit more careful next time.

pek:

what do you mean by her paints, do you mean pants? you said it severally times and you grammer is bad.be a little bit more careful next time.

thank you mr manager in inspecting mistakes.abeg to know how much are u paid for this job of yours .if this site no longer pay you enough pliz tell me so that i can pay u more .keep on checking on our mistakes coz that suite u.never comment on any topic your duty is to inspect other people's mistakes,from this moment on.did you hear that clearly .any questions MR INSPECTOR

This thread is a joke itself Didnt even laugh at the joke.

femionasan:

This thread is a joke itself Didnt even laugh at the joke.

pek, I think you're the ''joke''. Please where did u see the ''i'' in the spelling of pant? See an eye doctor,fast.
lexxyhearts, now I can see the reason for that outburst towards babaibadan; do u think it's a joke to crack a joke?

@ pek
only if u were gud to see that the "pant" in the joke had no "i".probably u nid to move a bit closer to ur sys or phne which ever u use or start thnkn of reducing the rate @ which u eat garri.it culd be d cause of ur deficiency u kno?

@ pek

if u want to take english,y not luk 4 sum skool with ur job application.so u culd teach english lessons.
If i were u i'd feel sry 4myself.

Iboroime:

pek, I think you're the ''joke''. Please where did u see the ''i'' in the spelling of pant? See an eye doctor,fast.
lexxyhearts, now I can see the reason for that outburst towards babaibadan; do u think it's a joke to crack a joke?

thankx a lot inspector IBOROIME .n-way i am not in the mood for any arguement w silly people like u.uri mombe yemashanga .take ur stupid words to the blair toilet wr they come from .gud gal

Where the hell did this article come from? Hope its not from Lexi heh?
Where did you cook this joke? In the movie industry? I'm sure Jim can chose joke directing as a new profession cuz he cooked this.
Please go back to the east of 9ja and rephrase the contents.
This is the most terrible joke so far lol.
If jokes writing is your new profession, i wish you A1 in your final exams in whatever institution of Jokes Learning you chose.
Cheerio

johnnygan:

Where the hell did this article come from? Hope its not from Lexi heh?
Where did you cook this joke? In the movie industry? I'm sure Jim can chose joke directing as a new profession because he cooked this.
Please go back to the east of Nigeria and rephrase the contents.
This is the most terrible joke so far lol.
If jokes writing is your new profession, i wish you A1 in your final exams in whatever institution of Jokes Learning you chose.
Cheerio

 

[/color] THANKX A LOT JOHNYGAN FOR UR COMMENTS .I PUT THIS JOKE FOR PEOPLE LIKE YOU AND IF You WANT TO KNOW,JUST ASK ME [color=#770077]WHY  .N-WAY THATS SATTLED.I AM NO LONGER INTERESTED IN ARGUING W You.

lol. You never put this joke up here for me. I'm not an Animal cuz i reason more than you can ever imagine.
Pls wake up.
By the way, i'm nt beefin ya either.
Just want you to look sane and real.
If you can't crack a joke, leave it. I think what you can do is competin with insulters.

@ lexyhearts
Even if you made English your last choice Subject in school, i think ur English teacher oughta tell u that the title of your shit poem should be Nkechi. Next time, make the topic "Nkechi" and leave the mama out.

IF YOU INSIST GO ON AND CHANGE THE TOPIC.AS FOR ME I WILL NEVER UNTIL SOMEONE IN RIGHT SENSES TELL ME SO ,NOT U .OK SO LEAVE IT LIKE THAT AND ITS NONE OF UR BUSINESS.LEAVE IT OR RAKE IT

Did you see ma last postin somewhere?
I've told ya i'm sorry lol.

I AM SORRY ,I POST THIS B4 I RECEIVED THE OTHER ONE WITH YOUR APOLOGIES.N-WAY I AM SORRY TOO AND I HAVE ALREADY FORGOTTEN EVERYTHING You ONCE SAID TO ME.TAKE CARE.CHEERZ  .I HOPE You HAVE ACCEPT MY APOLOGY,DID You FORGIVE ME ??

Yep
We cool.

@ johnnygan & lexyhearts.

Is this suppose to make me cry,you guys just had a quarrel and av made up so quickly.
wow!

@ johnnygan & lexyhearts.

Is this suppose to make me cry,you guys just had a quarrel and av made up so quickly.
wow!

@ palbony
lol

@ Thread Author,

I really like the topic, and my jaws are fallen already.
Where are you in the U.K? mayb you could come down to my place and tell me more JOKY?

that was an old joke and you didn't narrate it very well.

segoye2:

@ Thread Author,

I really like the topic, and my jaws are fallen already.
Where are you in the UK? mayb you could come down to my place and tell me more JOKY?

i live in SLOUGH at Cippenham.why do u want me to come at ur place to tell u jokes.i think u will better come and i will see how we will get on.after that maybe i will come at ur place, if it is possible.n-way i am not good at telling jokes neither do i have them.

u see why i like nairalanders, seun?

Check this out. There were this set of mad people about ten of them at a psychiatric hospital. One morning before the doctor arrived the hospital, they were all screaming 'we don well' (for those who don't understand pidgin, it means we are alright). The doctor was amazed but decided to test their mentality before discharging them. The doctor then drew a vehicle on a board and ask the patients to make the vehicle move from that position. About nine of the men ran immediatly to the board and started pushing the diagram of the vehicle remaining just one man. The doctor said to himself, this man must really be ok. He (the Dr.) now ask the man why he wasn't with the others. The man replied- how can they make the vehicle move without the key of the vehicle, and that the key of the drawn vehicle is with him.
Very funny isn't it?

@ Muttee

i cannot stop loughing more jokes please.this is really funny

Hmn

@ Mutee

Wow! Twas lovely

4 real that joke dint make sense.The english there was terrible.U need to go bak 2 skul mayb u r just skul rusty