State any advice you will like to give to anyone falling for you


Who knows that girl on Nairaland that is crushing on you might find it helpful or that dude will take the advice for himself and do the needful

Stand in love with me don't fall in love with me.E get y

Stop wasting your time. It will end in tears... For you

fuckingAyaya:
Stand in love with me don't fall in love with me.E get y

Lol
Why standing?

Chii59:
Stop wasting your time. It will end in tears... For you

Lol
I hope those crushing on you can see this and know not to waste their time

Stress is not good for the body

I've faced numerous betrayals by a past gf and several male friends at different points. The dating own had a serious catastrophic effect on my academics, so ocassionally I tend to show paranoia ( lack of trust and palpable fear ), and I can become very suspicious.

I wouldn't tell her this but I expect her to always re-assure me of her innocence when the paranoia sets in. Lol girl wey no love you go quit the relationship before it gets started, so that would be a test. But I'd definitely tell everyone this, as a warning.

But on my own part I'll try to regain confidence in dating and build trust so as not to be suspicious but make I no lie these daughters of eve are rarely trustworthy. Lol this is not me being paranoid, it's the truth.

If you are interested in dating me, wait till after my studies (full stop)

flyingpig:
I've faced numerous betrayals by a past gf and several male friends at different points. The dating own had a serious catastrophic effect on my academics, so ocassionally I tend to show paranoia ( lack of trust and palpable fear ), and I can become very suspicious.

I wouldn't tell her this but I expect her to always re-assure me of her innocence when the paranoia sets in. Lol girl wey no love you go quit the relationship before it gets started, so that would be a test. But I'd definitely tell everyone this, as a warning.

But on my own part I'll try to regain confidence in dating and build trust so as not to be suspicious but make I no lie these daughters of eve are rarely trustworthy. Lol this is not me being paranoid, it's the truth.

Yeah
It's the truth

Sometimes when the one who love us knows exactly what we want, it tends to make relationship rosy

Durentt:
If you are interested in dating me, wait till after my studies (full stop)

Not bad

You na real nigga

stay cool!

i aint perfect, and i aint promising i will be.

Bodlyspeaking:
State any advice you will like to give to anyone falling for you


Who knows that girl on Nairaland that is crushing on you might find it helpful or that dude will take the advice for himself and do the needful

The person will die of laughter, cuz i like to dey insult people jokingly.

1. I will hold you responsible. Nothing like, " but I'm a woman", and those shaming tactics of " but real men do this".

2. Be feminine. I cant over emphasize this enough. Be submissive (not to be understood as tyranny or subordination), after all, you'll expect me to go check who's knocking the door at 2am, and be the first to take the bullet if unfortunate. Being submissive is non-negotiable. Dress nicely, talk calmly, be beautiful and carry yourself with grace. Just be feminine.

3. No feminism (not to be confused with egalitarianism). If you want to drag equality with me, then we wont even be in a relationship in the first place. Because if you're honest with yourself, you know relationship is not equal. See number two.

4. Be slim. If I cant carry you, I cant marry you. Being pot-bellied, peacock chin, etc is not plus-size, or "being curvy", "being thick", plum, chubby or whichever decorative words you choose to label it as. It is obesity. AS. SIMPLE. AS. THAT.

5. Have a good relationship with your parents, especially your father. It's important. I don't have the power to become a therapist as well as a partner. Having experienced the damage firsthand fatherlessness does to a child (In this case a woman), I ain't taking such risk.

6. It's okay to hold me responsible for your subsistence, but it is not okay to be a leech. I'm a traditional man, you are guaranteed the best life can offer, I will provide that, but you muse be traditional as well. If you're modern, the kind of Cardi B type, then no point. Go look for your own Offset.

7. Narcissism, arrogance, being high maintenance, delusional, and bringing only sex to the table, overvaluing yourself, and looking down on others is not virtuous. Showing up is not a contribution enough, but show up with something.

8. You must like adventure, travelling and have no aerophobia. Also, it's better if you're not a fulltime introvert, and can relate smoothly with people from different cultures and background.

9. Smoking, drinking, tattoos, profane diction, seductive dressing, twerking, piercing, party freak, being argumentative, combative, vengeful, vindictive and just generally being crass is a no-no. And I do not ask for what I can't give, I'm like this too.

10. Respect yourself.

pcguru1:


The person will die of laughter, cuz i like to dey insult people jokingly.

It's nice
It makes relationship and marriages interesting when we joke and laugh about things not frown

pansophist:
1. I will hold you responsible. Nothing like, " but I'm a woman", and those shaming tactics of " but really men do this".

2. Be feminine. I cant over emphasize this enough. Be submissive (not to be understood as tyranny/subordination), nurturing, and respectful. Dress nicely, talk calmly, be beautiful and carry yourself with grace.

3. Not feminism (not to be confused with egalitarianism) in my house. If you want to drag equality with me, then we wont even be in a relationship in the first place.

4. Be slim. If I cant carry you, I cant marry you. Being obese is not plus size, or does sugary words to sugarcoat taking responsibility of your weight.

5. Have a good relationship with your parents, especially your father. Its important.

6. It's okay to expect hold me responsible for your subsistence, but its not okay to be a leech.

7. Narcissism, arrogance, being high maintenance, delusional, and bringing only sex to the table is not a contribution. And oh, I hate drama.

8. You must like adventure, travelling and have no aerophobia. Also, it's better if you're not an introvert, and can relate smoothly with people from different cultures and background.

9. Smoking, drinking, tattoos, profane diction, seductive dressing, and just generally being crass is a no no.

10. Respect yourself.

Wow
You are very picky o

But it's what you want

she should know that she is just a butty call, so she shouldn't get too emotional...

I'm cold and unemotional. Beware

Stop wasting your time because you choose the wrong choice.

Chii59:
Stop wasting your time. It will end in tears... For you

because of too many fakes female profile

1. Am a womanizer
just know that you are Not
the only one I will be fucking
Warn your fellow women
friends who will be coming to my
house becus my konji no the
hear stop

Chii59:
Stop wasting your time. It will end in tears... For you

Why so pessimistic?

pansophist:
1. I will hold you responsible. Nothing like, " but I'm a woman", and those shaming tactics of " but really men do this".

2. Be feminine. I cant over emphasize this enough. Be submissive (not to be understood as tyranny/subordination), nurturing, and respectful. Dress nicely, talk calmly, be beautiful and carry yourself with grace.

3. No feminism (not to be confused with egalitarianism) in my house. If you want to drag equality with me, then we wont even be in a relationship in the first place.

4. Be slim. If I cant carry you, I cant marry you. Being obese, pot-bellied, peacock chin, etc not plus size, "being curvy".

5. Have a good relationship with your parents, especially your father. It's important.

6. It's okay to hold me responsible for your subsistence, but it is not okay to be a leech.

7. Narcissism, arrogance, being high maintenance, delusional, and bringing only sex to the table is not virtuous. Showing up is not a contribution enough. And oh, I hate drama.

8. You must like adventure, travelling and have no aerophobia. Also, it's better if you're not a fulltime introvert, and can relate smoothly with people from different cultures and background.

9. Smoking, drinking, tattoos, profane diction, seductive dressing, and just generally being crass is a no-no.

10. Respect yourself.

Nice points

No too much grammar and epistle like the guy above...

"Just have sense or we won't last a week*

Bodlyspeaking:


It's nice
It makes relationship and marriages interesting when we joke and laugh about things not frown

Exactly , companionship and friendship matters alot before love

pcguru1:


Exactly , companionship and friendship matters alot before love

100 percent
Love won't sustain the relationship or marrage for too long it's the time well spent, the jokes, laughter, plays and so on

Not that you have joke small joke, aunty have started cursing you

Or uncle has give you two slaps

Lol

stop wasting your time if you are not a virgin man,virgin men are so adorable,i won't stop or relent in my search for a virgin man

Zzor:
stop wasting your time if you are not a virgin man,virgin men are so adorable,i won't stop or relent in my search for a virgin man

Really?
Well it's your opinion and what you want

Zzor:
stop wasting your time if you are not a virgin man,virgin men are so adorable,i won't stop or relent in my search for a virgin man

Lol
What if he lies
It's not easy to know that about a man

Bodlyspeaking:

Lol What if he lies It's not easy to know that about a man

just seeing him,i will know

Zzor:
just seeing him,i will know

Wow
Deep

Zzor:
just seeing him,i will know

I hope that you find what you are looking for