Imagine toasting a cute babe and she swept you off your feet with her fake british accent. She uses words precisely and makes easy, fluent sentences.
Then you get home, and decided to relax only to receive an sms from that "Phonetic" damsel and you click on the mssg but can't decipher what she wrote because her text is incoherent, incomprehensible and disjointed! And you will be like " shey na this gal i meet for corner or na another person"

Have you ever been in that situation because this shit happened to me an hour ago and i'v not been able to reply her.

I don't want to sound rude...i don't want to tell her that i can't comprehend what she wrote but that won't stop me from fuuccking and dumping her ass.

Oga to slap you dey hungry me

DaddyRochie1642:
Oga to slap you dey hungry me

Bros you sef check am na...na fvck up oh

ThiagoKid:

That tin dey pain....most gals na only fvck them sabi.

PrinceOfEast:
Bros you sef check am na...na fvck up oh

AudioDelhi:

Jabhunter...olee way!

PrinceOfEast:
Jabhunter...olee way!

I de face similar thing too... The case bin de confuse me

This girl go speak fluent ontop phone..no pidgin at all from start to end... But when e enter texting time... Na incoherent jargons

PrinceOfEast:
That tin dey pain....most gals na only fvck them sabi.

You guys are never tired of this rubbish. You just created this thread to say this. Is it not the same fvck 99% of men are also searching for? Was it not sex you were also looking for? How does her writing skills collectively define the female gender? Are men any better writers than women? You said it yourself that she speaks near to perfect English so anything could have made her text to come out disjointed. She might have typed it in a hurry or while sleepy or anything. You just got the first text from her and the first thing that comes to your mind is, "let me go to Nairaland and bash girls!" And you think you're mature? The way you boys run to the internet to wail about everything concerning the opposite sex, I honestly wonder the kind of men our ladies are going to end up with in future; overgrown babies.

You say "dumb" as if you were already dating her. Leave her alone. Someone else who appreciates her will go for her. If it's sex she wants as a lady, she'd definitely get it anytime she wants.

Grow up!

AudioDelhi:
I de face similar thing too... The case bin de confuse me

This girl go speak fluent ontop phone..no pidgin at all from start to end... But when e enter texting time... Na incoherent jargons

WoundedLamb you're indeed wounded

PrinceOfEast:
Imagine toasting a cute babe and she swept you off your feet with her fake british accent. She uses words precisely and makes easy, fluent sentences.
Then you get home, and decided to relax only to receive an sms from that "Phonetic" damsel and you click on the mssg but can't decipher what she wrote because her text is incoherent, incomprehensible and disjointed! And you will be like " shey na this gal i meet for corner or na another person"

Have you ever been in that situation because this shit happened to me an hour ago and i'v not been able to reply her.

I don't want to sound rude...i don't want to tell her that i can't comprehend what she wrote but that won't stop me from fuuccking and dumping her ass.

You have my full support brother

WoundedLamb:


You guys are never tired of this rubbish. You just created this thread to say this. Is it not the same fvck 99% of men are also searching for? Was it not sex you were also looking for? How does her writing skills collectively define the female gender? Are men any better writers than women? You said it yourself that she speaks near to perfect English so anything could have made her text to come out disjointed. She might have typed it in a hurry or while sleepy or anything. You just got the first text from her and the first thing that comes to your mind is, "let me go to Nairaland and bash girls!" And you think you're mature? The way you boys run to the internet to wail about everything concerning the opposite sex, I honestly wonder the kind of men our ladies are going to end up with in future; overgrown babies.

You say "dumb" as if you were already dating her. Leave her alone. Someone else who appreciates her will go for her. If it's sex she wants as a lady, she'd definitely get it anytime she wants.

Grow up!

Oga no one really cares u can only come out to say this cause the victim here is a Female

The table is turning already and all girls heart should start getting shattered to pieces. guys have suffered enough

heendrix:


Oga no one really cares u can only come out to say this cause the victim here is a Female

The table is turning already and all girls heart should start getting shattered to pieces. guys have suffered enough

Keep deceiving yourselves online.

dts called packaging and besides speaking English fluently no mean say you go get A1 for English

WoundedLamb:


Keep deceiving yourselves online.

There's nothing to deceive anyone here.....the 3 GF I've got should better prepare for heart shattering

heendrix:


There's nothing to deceive anyone here.....the 3 GF I've got should better prepare for heart shattering

Keep growing, bro. We all passed through your stage.

WoundedLamb:

Keep growing, bro. We all passed through your stage.

BOYS (II) MEN

heendrix:


There's nothing to deceive anyone here.....the 3 GF I've got should better prepare for heart shattering

KARMA is beach bro,think about CONSEQUENCES and be NICE bro for it has beneficts too

HomerTimpson:
KARMA is beach bro,think about CONSEQUENCES and be NICE bro for it has beneficts too

#ILMOVON
#Attitude
#Bliv

I dont do things the way he does for the records .. But you telling him that Karma is Bitch and Bla Bla Bla..
Karma is not involved in this kind of matter..
If kArma dey for this kain matter.. 70% of nigerian girls for dn die now or dey deformed for how the have treated guys in the past..
So leace talk bro..

HomerTimpson:
[s] KARMA is bitch bro,think about CONSEQUENCES and be NICE bro for it has beneficts too[/s]

archaic thinking....trash.

Nairaland gals just dey avoid this thread.....vagina people

PrinceOfEast:
Imagine toasting a cute babe and she swept you off your feet with her fake british accent. She uses words precisely and makes easy, fluent sentences.
Then you get home, and decided to relax only to receive an sms from that "Phonetic" damsel and you click on the mssg but can't decipher what she wrote because her text is incoherent, incomprehensible and disjointed! And you will be like " shey na this gal i meet for corner or na another person"

Have you ever been in that situation because this shit happened to me an hour ago and i'v not been able to reply her.

I don't want to sound rude...i don't want to tell her that i can't comprehend what she wrote but that won't stop me from fuuccking and dumping her ass.

Oga I can't pin point your message. In comprehensive ?
What are you insinuating?
Is it the grammar structure that's not correct or spelling errors?
Or you can't understand her message or the grammar she use are heavy which one oga?

gaius01:



Oga I can't pin point your message. In comprehensive ?
What are you insinuating?
Is it the grammar structure that's not correct or spelling errors?
Or you can't understand her message or the grammar she use are heavy which one oga?

You have problem comprehending simple and straight forward english.

Arubam:
grammartical error, wrong spelling...gosh!

But you claim she speak fluently, and her sentence was correct. Are you sure she was the one that type that text of some of her friends assist her?

Arubam:
You have problem comprehending simple and straight forward english.

I understand what he meant.

So shift joor
I wasn't talking to you in the first instance.

gaius01:



But you claim she speak fluently, and her sentence was correct. Are you sure she was the one that type that text of some of her friends assist her?

how low can u descend just to lick vagina ppl ass?

Oga, Ur Own Self Dey Ur Body, See As U Dey Fall Her Hand 4 Here. It Could Be A Mistake In Her Typing. Probably She Hurriedly Text U. If Doesn't Av Regard 4 U, She Wouldn't Av Text U.

WoundedLamb:


You guys are never tired of this rubbish. You just created this thread to say this. Is it not the same fvck 99% of men are also searching for? Was it not sex you were also looking for? How does her writing skills collectively define the female gender? Are men any better writers than women? You said it yourself that she speaks near to perfect English so anything could have made her text to come out disjointed. She might have typed it in a hurry or while sleepy or anything. You just got the first text from her and the first thing that comes to your mind is, "let me go to Nairaland and bash girls!" And you think you're mature? The way you boys run to the internet to wail about everything concerning the opposite sex, I honestly wonder the kind of men our ladies are going to end up with in future; overgrown babies.

You say "dumb" as if you were already dating her. Leave her alone. Someone else who appreciates her will go for her. If it's sex she wants as a lady, she'd definitely get it anytime she wants.

Grow up!

Word

The idiotic tw*t should post the text here so that
we @ll can help him and read