Missyford31:

culf:



ahh, legendary...

you stubborn small be that oooo.

Good morning, happy Sunday to you

paulolee:

na dt kain tin una de like...Y laffing at my sad predicament?? its funny sha...nice pics u gat... u beautiful

haiti007:

My love for video games then get as e be

KingAzubuike:
There was a general flogging, it got to my turn and I "dusted" it ( if you know the meaning of dusting) . The teacher got infuriated and took it as an act of disrespect, the fool said I was supposed to be crying and rolling on the floor. Naso my matter take enter principal office.

Another was discussing pornography with my goons. An amebo overheard and reported. That was where my troubles began.

paulolee:
caught looking porn magazine wey jude been smuggle come skul, all boys don go piss( that was the lie we used) and when it was my turn to go urinate at the back of the class, i didnt kno dt our wicked teacher suspected and followed me she caught me red handed looking at the porn magazine..
wetin pain me pass be say my short stick was still standing strong no gre fall till even when we dey headmaster office, how i wan take defend dt kain case??

beauty7:


Not only in the principal's office.

You could be beaten in the class,in the dining hall,at the gate, etc

Pascal114:
Back then in SS2..........the boys in my class fixed mirror in sandals to view girls pants in the classroom......we were successfully doing it o......!!........until the day devil tempted that big headed boy called Ebuka Okoro to do it to miss Dunazi, our PHE MISTRESS...... She has a very very very big mighty nyash and she likes wearing miniskirt and high heel shoes.......all the boys in the class knew nothing in PHE cos all man was carried away by those nyash of hers....
.........everybody's mind were on her big mighty ass........as Miss Dunazii walked around the class to inspect our notebooks, as she was going through my note.......
The mumu big headed boy, Ebuka Okoro, didn't fix the mirror in his sandals very well.......as he hurriedly stretched his leg to view her pant...... pkakaraaarrrrr.!!!! The mirror fell off and broke in between & under the teacher's legs
She caught him red handed
The class scattered that day......see confusion everywhere...!!!
Straight 2 the principals office
Ebuka confessed and exposed all our dirty little secret to the principal and teachers.......
Next thing......all the boys were invited to the principals office for some lashes of kobokos........my own was worst cos the mirror belongs to me..........o boy.... I chop koboko that day.....!!!!!!
Good old days....!!!!

cyrus1992:
I insulted my NYSC economics teacher, in the presence of my classmates. Because, he was openly flirting with my class crush�

I and some friends of mine skipped class, flew the school fence, to go play PS4 games outside school.

I and some friends went to do our own gulder ultimate search inside the school bush.

I smuggled alcohol into the school, during a school party. And, got some of my classmates drunk.

I threw a mini party at school, after, I came across some money. The party ended in fights. As per public school level.

I was the class clown. So, I was always getting into trouble and always end up kneeling down, or picking pin in the principals office.

In fact ehhhnn.... My offence for secondary school just plenty. I was always getting into one trouble or the other. I was a small sized, short-looking terror ��

Honorableabiodun:
As a boarder.. one of my friends then chukwu (day student) dey always sell bread and moimoi in the school on a low key level.. am not even a prefect oo buh am always with the hostel key, na me go open hostel for am make e bring him package enter... Long story short, our hostel master caught us and all my friends flee even chukwu is no where to be found.. our house master is a retired soldier and after beating hell out of me .. he asked me to write a statement and submit it to vp special duties. As a giran that I am I no even comot hostel not to talk of submitting the statement... I Dodge my house my master for like two weeks.. I go don leave hostel b4 5.30am con come back after 10pm... That is the only crazy thing that I was caught with in school because am always a lucky guy...... Am one of the guys that will always jump fence to go town to play ps2..
Na me go cook sokuro(food) inside hostel
Na me go dey girls hostel by 10pm
I even remember selling cooked indomie during our neco exam which i failed woefully..
All this makes my time in boarding amazing...
There's no way you will goto fstc ilesha and you won't know me aka contain


And rip to my house master Mr olojede aka monkey

beauty7:


Good morning and happy Sunday to you.

I was stating the offenses that could make a student to be invited to the principal's office.

It doesn't mean I committed all those offenses.

Bye.

nBag:
me ? haaaa na my base be that na..

stuck in ooo, necktie oo, palm slippers oo.

the one I can never forget was me leaving for Lagos 1week to midterm test(in a school that requires permission before travels) only to come back after missing 1 test.
as I just enter class( coming late sef) form mistress miss ngozi was just calling register, lucky enough she just mentioned my name while I just stepped in. na so I answer present, everybody shock
imagine not see someone for over a week only to show up while his name is been mentioned. everybody laughed
all those mumu friends just shout in Hausa language : "durun mutumina you deserve 50cent award" the laughter worse people wey shout different person wey go principal office different

I can tell you for sure after 14years now Mrs Aisha, our principal, very loving/motherly clear grass woman can still call me by both names if she see me.

sinaj:
Love letter and when my senior cut my skirt because it was too tight.

madjune:
It was a long time ago, but it happened.

In our final year, few of us were handpicked by the Principal and made senior prefects to oversee the rest of us students.
Informally, we the senior students perceived that their new powers would be over the junior sets below us.
That's, from SS2 downwards.
However, some of us were wrong.

The new powers literally possessed these our mates whom were previously just as ordinary as we all were.

They formed a clique and began to flog us at the least offence, like coming late at the gates, names of noise makers etc.
To make matters worse, the deputy senior prefect was my best friend prior to this new govt but he now turned on me.
One day he flogged me and when i fought back, he and his clique circled me with canes.

One bright afternoon, they all came to our class for another show of might, they flogged noise makers etc.
Flogged me too.
I decided to make that day unforgettable.

I went down to the school's carpenter shop, picked a huge plank with nails, ran back to our class where that my stupid former best friend now sat and went straight at him.
I planked him oh lawd. I planked him.
Looking back now, i can realize that was a murder attempt cos i could have killed him.

There was blood all over. I was suspended for a week.
And of course, the principal called me in and slapped me etc.
But then, that new govt froze in their stupid antics.
Respect was normalized afterwards.

Goalnaldo:
I was invited to the principal's office after I emerged third in our local government in an essay competition. He took me personally to the state finals in Saint Patrick's college, Asaba in his Mercedes Benz V Boot. I was petite and young

DAVECENA:


lol nice one..What sch is that??

Goalnaldo:
one guy that was given a position earlier than us did the same in my set. Kept flogging us his class mates till we were given positions too.

madjune:


I hope una flog am back too.

Sima04:
mine was not in the pal's office as we used to call it, but d worst punishment I have ever received in my little life.

back den in holy ghost college owerri(hgc. recta sapere), once u enter senior class ss1-ss3 u go get partner for assembly and once u come late no body go stand with partner till u come school. I was always a good boy until my ss3 wey one holy Monday morning I and my junior bro dera who was in jss3 came late and I was able to pull some strings based on say prefects were my guys and dey allow my broda go with me to d assembly ground.

at assembly ground my manest and partner Kenneth ( aka nekede tyre) was standing at our usual position (in front based on say boys were small and short) na so I march meet my man and I come forget say principal dey on top podium dey address d whole school cos we had our jss guys join us in assembly DAT day, na so I shake my guy so loud that I drew d attention of the pal. oga ordered us to come on top d podium with him and continue to shake hands and make sure it was loud. it was embarrassing God weh help us na say my geography teacher (aunty mopol) saved us DAT day make pal no flog us cos say man was always good in geography.

sinaj:
Love letter and when my senior cut my skirt because it was too tight.

ictplotter:
Mine was one week, one trouble. With mr Okonzuwa of Edo Boys High School. Ugbowo benin city. With Okonzuwa frustration, i left Edo Boys High School in jss3, and continue my senior secondary school in Eghosa Boys Grammar School, were become a regular customer to black jesus office on daily basis.

haiti007:
For not paying school fees for two terms

Modified: I actually spent it on play station 2
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