k

Abiamaka:
H

H is for house

Albertone:
G

is for Gun

paulolee:
k

is for kettle

Dey feel urself

Kriss216:
Africans ee, smh

This one below me is saying blessing is about to fall on the OP. Poo na good thing? How can sh!t attract blessing?

How did you read a message below without booking a space?

nah Goodluck shit be that
DM for your graphic design

it is well with you

A chance even. No big deal.

deltateam:
. Epic replies

But how do birds get their target so easily from high above?

They don't. It is humans who stay on their path.

It is normal shit, nothing is special. There is no scientific or reasonable explanation as to birds shit bringing any effect.

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Superstition made you open this thread.

So.....we should do wat now??

Oya poo your own back.

#nonsense

B like bomb dey ur head op

You were praying and bird shit fell on you. You need to pray more bro, bad omen

Sorry OP.

BAT has pooed on you.

You should have drank red bull, fly and shit on the bird too. Red Bull: Gives you wings.

Madibahisback:
The implication is that u we se oriburuku

This is not funny

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Bro you don Hammer be dat o...just go price car wey u wan buy keep down because money is coming.

enshi:
Afternoon nairalanders...

So i went with a friend to a mechanic village to fix his car. When we got there I was able to find a cool spot under a tree to chill while we wait for the car.

I was alone with my thoughts so I decided to say some prayers. Basically I prayed for breakthrough..

The shock I got after praying was what lead to my thread.

I was about to get up when I felt this hot splash on both my hand and leg..

Pls my people i have heard about the implications of birds poo on humans.. Pls people help me shed light.

OP just lick it. By tomorrow morning, you will wake up and find 10 trillion naira under your bed

Lols, 10years of goodluck await you

Its Flying village winch bro

Money is coming.I use to have a friend that is always happy when bird Poo on him or his car.It works for him sha.So open your eye for opportunities.
I jokingly asked him to kukuma start rearing bird since I have observed over the one year period I stayed with him it does work for him,but he said it has to be natural. But in the long run it is about grabbing opportunities that comes your way during the period. Money no dey fall from heaven.

6000yrs awaits you...

Just Go baff

enshi:
Afternoon nairalanders...

So i went with a friend to a mechanic village to fix his car. When we got there I was able to find a cool spot under a tree to chill while we wait for the car.

I was alone with my thoughts so I decided to say some prayers. Basically I prayed for breakthrough..

The shock I got after praying was what lead to my thread.

I was about to get up when I felt this hot splash on both my hand and leg..

Pls my people i have heard about the implications of birds poo on humans.. Pls people help me shed light.

It really surprises me that in this day and age we still have people thinking like this. It's just sad

You need psych help and fast. Just recently you were thinking of commiting suicide and now this. Something is just not right up there.

enshi:
Afternoon nairalanders...

So i went with a friend to a mechanic village to fix his car. When we got there I was able to find a cool spot under a tree to chill while we wait for the car.

I was alone with my thoughts so I decided to say some prayers. Basically I prayed for breakthrough..

The shock I got after praying was what lead to my thread.

I was about to get up when I felt this hot splash on both my hand and leg..

Pls my people i have heard about the implications of birds poo on humans.. Pls people help me shed light.

That's omen of financial luck. Talking from experience.

This the implication, you are now qualify as body guard because bullet cannot enter your body. To verify the authenticity of my claim slap a soldier tomorrow morning.

enshi:
Afternoon nairalanders...

So i went with a friend to a mechanic village to fix his car. When we got there I was able to find a cool spot under a tree to chill while we wait for the car.

I was alone with my thoughts so I decided to say some prayers. Basically I prayed for breakthrough..

The shock I got after praying was what lead to my thread.

I was about to get up when I felt this hot splash on both my hand and leg..

Pls my people i have heard about the implications of birds poo on humans.. Pls people help me shed light.

It's a sign you'll own either a plane or helicopter. Congrats bro.

Madibahisback:
The implication is that u we se oriburuku

haha