The 24 commandments.

25. Don't go out with your smart phone.

26. Don't go out with your laptop.

True

This is a nice work

Any and every wise person will pay special attention to Item 14... Source of wealth is something that should never leave the four walls of your bedroom. Certain things are not for other ears, whether pastor or church members!!!

Great and informative write up Mr. Op!!! This is what we should be seeing on Front Page!!!

Very informative

ALSO MAKE SURE YOU HAVE MONEY TO SETTLE POLICE TO AVOID LONG STORIES :-)

Don't go to ashewo house

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Add this up here

25. AVOID NIGERIAN WOMEN, ESPECIALLY UNIVERSITY BABES, IF YOU WANT TO SURVIVE

the conclusion of all this is simply ,Nigeria ,as it currently stands is A JUNGLE FILLED WITH ANIMALS IN HUMAN SKIN,...One of the most dangerous country in the world*spits"

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Spot on op. You nailed it.


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25) don’t run with a ballot box

While on the streets of ajegunle, i learned the best way to get far away from trouble is to be a bigger trouble yourself or buy drinks for all the troublesome people in the hood.
Do not speak English with bus condutors.

The surest way to safety in this country is to be spiritual...out of that forget even as a gentle and easy going man you will sha one way land into trouble ni that's the make up of Nigeria.

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Wow such nice info unlike in those days when tonto dickhead and her "40" seconds rants used to burn our data

As an addition
When stopped by Police and asked to see your boot, never open your boot when you're still inside your car.
It is better to come down and open it and be vigilant. This is to prevent them dropping something incriminating into your boot.

Have to say I agree totally with this. I recently got a new job that almost doubled my salary. I and Mrs made a part payment for a new house and she was excitedly planning to go give "testimony" in church. I quickly stopped her. We can share with our brothers sister and parents. That is enough testimony abeg.

Also limit movement at night to a barest minimum. Even if you're driving your own car or have a great social life. As long as you're in Nigeria you just have to sacrifice some things

No. 19 though...when theres no steady power supply?

19. Always keep your outside light on and the light inside off at home when sleeping. It confuses robbers and other assailants.

Point 23

23. Having exotic dogs like Alsatians, Rotweilers, etc, not local dogs easily wades off criminals and alert you on the communication Assailants.

I would advise anyone to get a good dog if you can afford it (preferably from any of the following breeds: German shepherds, Rottweilers, Dobermann Pinschers, Bullmastiff, Caucasian Shepherds or Bull Terriers).

If you are living in your own house, you owe it a duty to yourself and your family to get a good guard dog or dogs.

Better tips

Nice write up but sometimes you will even sit alone and mind your business jeje then another wahala show up , To rand it up always pray every morning not to jam agbako

That number 2 shock me walai!......Never knew someone could get arrested for that. Noted.

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