Masonkaycares:
Me : sup bae hope you bought your spacesuit cos am taking you to cloud 9
Her : k
Me : ¶

Lmao

Crab12:

Like they say man, different strokes for different folks.. because you limit your interaction to just family and people you know doesn't make you a champion...I for one believe social media is a global village where we go to have fun,meet new people and interact. if you lack what it takes to initiate and maintain a conversation with a stranger,how then did you make your so called "friends"....
It's childish to think everybody will respond to you favourably when approached.while you kill boredom by isolating yourself and watching movies,I chat up random people just for the fun of it..and I ain't taking down NADA. there is no harm in complimenting a fool who looked smart on first sight

This is how it ended sha incase u wanna know.d mumu girl later sent a vn saying I misinterpreted her msg buh nigga has blocked her.who she epp

Guy forget you fall hand...see as you just mumu yourself on top woman and I can 100% bet her voice note was her abusing you and not saying you misinterpreted her message no dey lie for here ...take your L

sexylassie2:


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Dear inferior being, I didn't read your rant sorry , when you correct your dumb username, you can mention me for another educative reply.

I simply hid your comment cuz when a lady types long texts, it's usually filled with blunders, stupidity and useless opinions.

sexylassie2:
The problem with some of the men here is that they wish to become women.

Lol this is the most stupid thing I've read in my life

Also, The anger for the lack of sex is just alarming.

S"sex sex sex Sex sex sex sex Sex sex sex sex Sex sex sex sex Sex sex sex sex Sex sex sex sex " dummy what else do you have to offer? Pretend you have small sense na haba

Uncle93:
It goes like this with some GIRLS

YOU : Hey babe , how are you doing ? I had an hectic today , I'm trying to relax and chill now .. Wanna cook wish you were here so we can cook together. Missing you so much

HER : hmmmm ..,ok o

YOU : Is everything okay ? You seem down .

HER : Am fyn

YOU : So what have you been up to ? Movies or just chilling

HER : Movies

YOU : Hmmm okay baby. So when are we seeing ? I want us to hangout today ! Feel like having fun . Where would you like to go bbe ?

Her : Hmmmm .. Anywhere!

YOU : okay ill let you know later .

HER : k

YOU : So .....

HER : So ?

YOU : Lets make a video call Bby
.
HER : Not now

YOU : Why ?

HER : Ntin.

On and on it goes my brother!! Some of Them to weak you with dulling spirit ,

Lol

Draydd:

Dear inferior being, I didn't read your rant sorry , when you correct your dumb username, you can mention me for another educative reply.

I simply hid your comment cuz when a lady types long texts, it's usually filled with blunders, stupidity and useless opinions.

You didn't read it but you were able to comment and prove a point and thanks for that.

You cant withstand intellectual discourse
You are a bigot
You have lowself esteem

Continue proving me right.

Draydd:

Lol this is the most stupid thing I've read in my life


S"sex sex sex Sex sex sex sex Sex sex sex sex Sex sex sex sex Sex sex sex sex Sex sex sex sex " dummy what else do you have to offer? Pretend you have small sense na haba

That is why i dont have conversations with angry boys that still live with their parents.

To overcome your anger, you need to forgive those who hurt you, you sound like a broken record.

Problems with some mamas boys

They get heartbroken instead of controlling their emotions, they come to nairaland to rant and cry for attention by writing epistle of jargons.

A focus and hardworking man wont have time to write jargons here, it is only jobless, low self esteem and angry boys that will spend their time thinking and writing jargons when a woman breaks their heart.

sexylassie2:


You didn't read it but you were able to comment and prove a point and thanks for that.

I cant withstand intellectual discourse
I are a bigot
I have lowself esteem

Continue proving me right.

Guys please take it easy on these morons, see as this one is wailing like an injured goat

Always resist the urge to rant

sexylassie2:
Problems with my father;

He gets heartbroken instead of controlling his emotions, he comes to nairaland to rant and cry for attention by writing epistle of jargons.

A focus and hardworking man wont have time to write jargons here, it is only jobless, low self esteem and angry boys that will spend their time thinking and writing jargons when a woman breaks their heart.

Cheya, your father must be really pathetic oo

Uncle93:
It goes like this with some GIRLS

YOU : Hey babe , how are you doing ? I had an hectic today , I'm trying to relax and chill now .. Wanna cook wish you were here so we can cook together. Missing you so much

HER : hmmmm ..,ok o

YOU : Is everything okay ? You seem down .

HER : Am fyn

YOU : So what have you been up to ? Movies or just chilling

HER : Movies

YOU : Hmmm okay baby. So when are we seeing ? I want us to hangout today ! Feel like having fun . Where would you like to go bbe ?

Her : Hmmmm .. Anywhere!

YOU : okay ill let you know later .

HER : k

YOU : So .....

HER : So ?

YOU : Lets make a video call Bby
.
HER : Not now

YOU : Why ?

HER : Ntin.

On and on it goes my brother!! Some of Them to weak you with dulling spirit ,

You're so on point. Most of them chat that way

UyaiIncomparabl:


Have.

What's up? Long time no see. Slayer here my dear uyail

sexylassie2:
The problem with some of the men here is that they wish to become women.

Also, The anger for the lack of sex and the lowself esteem is just alarming.

May God help you guys.

Projection spotted.

A message for you today.


https://www.nairaland.com/2705292/seeing-demons-angels-fallen-angels

Draydd:
this is the greatest achievement of a Nigerian female, tueh bag of dullness!

You are a bedwench to the Asian race both in your dreams and aspirations, therefore I can't reply your irrelevant status again!
I hope they won't kill you and sell your body parts, inferior slave.

Oh my god, I feel like throwing up, how can someone be like this, seriously who did this to you?? no no no no no this is so wrong, something is seriously wrong with these nairaland "alpha males" I should write about you guys on quora, this is so so so wrong.

sexylassie2:
The problem with some of the men here is that they wish to become women.

Also, The anger for the lack of sex and the lowself esteem is just alarming.

May God help you guys.

Really it's shocking sis, something is definitely wrong somewhere.

Crab12:
you see your fucking life.you think everybody that chats with a lady wants to sleep with her... people like you are the ones that kneel and beg for pussy smh

The hypocrisy in this statement You think anyone that's chatting with a girl wants to sleep with her? has made men become foolls in the eyes of their woman. I mean if it isn't business and sex, why in hell would I chat a girl? To compliment how cute she is? Or how her name struck something in me?

This is stu.pid really. You must have a reason to chat a girl up. And if that reason ain't credible enough, toss that idea of chatting her aside. You can't tell me you are chatting her to know how she's doing, that will put you straight to friendzone.

Tbh MR, YOU DON'T VALUE YOUR TIME AND THAT SAYS A LOT OF BAD ABOUT YOU. This isn't about simp or alpha male thing, put a price on your time and attention. God! I'm really pissed at your stupiditi and even worse, you are defending it with a stupidd line i]You think anyone that's chatting with a girl wants to sleep with her?[/i] Jesus! Christ!

Regex:


The hypocrisy in this statement You think anyone that's chatting with a girl wants to sleep with her? has made men become foolls in the eyes of their woman. I mean if it isn't business and sex, why in hell would I chat a girl? To compliment how cute she is? Or how her name struck something in me?

This is stu.pid really. You must have a reason to chat a girl up. And if that reason ain't credible enough, toss that idea of chatting her aside. You can't tell me you are chatting her to know how she's doing, that will put you straight to friendzone.

Tbh MR, YOU DON'T VALUE YOUR TIME AND THAT SAYS A LOT OF BAD ABOUT YOU. This isn't about simp or alpha male thing, put a price on your time and attention. God! I'm really pissed at your stupiditi and even worse, you are defending it with a stupidd line i]You think anyone that's chatting with a girl wants to sleep with her?[/i] Jesus! Christ!

Read your write up again & see this time what naija girls have done to you.

stop trying to impress them...insult them indirectly sef sometimes