Naso dem dey take arrest anybody wey dey use smartphone.
Today,two police car chase two of my neighbor friends because they saw them with big phone o their way to work.
One of them jumped into a river and swam away,while the other took another route.
Anybody wey carry big phone na yahoo to our Police.
The thing that shock me most is that they using it to dry their account.
#SayNoToCorruption.

Aboi PH own worst o
once you hand bag for shoulder dey waka before you know police don burst out, them go search u,search your phone join, if you just get any oyinbo man or woman picture,my brother your phone don go.



naija no dey safe for youth,no dreads,no tattoo,no crazy jeans. inshort dressing well and too clean dey attract police and sars.

Pussymender:
Aboi PH own worst o
once you hand bag for shoulder dey waka before you know police don burst out, them go search u,search your phone join, if you just get any oyinbo man or woman picture,my brother your phone don go.



naija no dey safe for youth,no dreads,no tattoo,no crazy jeans. inshort dressing well and too clean dey attract police and sars.

Chai

Sunepal13:
Naso dem dey take arrest anybody wey dey use smartphone.
Today,two police car chase two of my neighbor friends because they saw them with big phone o their way to work.
One of them jumped into a river and swam away,while the other took another route.
Anybody wey carry big phone na yahoo to our Police.
The thing that shock me most is that they using it to dry their account.
#SayNoToCorruption.

But aren't they yahoo guys?

Spy360:
But aren't they yahoo guys?

Is it everybody that carry big phone that do yahoo? If not,then no.

Pussymender:
Aboi PH own worst o
once you hand bag for shoulder dey waka before you know police don burst out, them go search u,search your phone join, if you just get any oyinbo man or woman picture,my brother your phone don go.



naija no dey safe for youth,no dreads,no tattoo,no crazy jeans. inshort dressing well and too clean dey attract police and sars.

Y Dem no go arrest people way hang bag, abi u no know say for pH hanging of bag na modus operandi of cultists

Coldie:

Y Dem no go arrest people way hang bag, abi u no know say for pH hanging of bag na modus operandi of cultists

aboi no bi everybody wey hang bag bi cultist.

so y Dem go dey arrest people wey dey hang bag?

Pussymender:
aboi no bi everybody wey hang bag bi cultist.

so y Dem go dey arrest people wey dey hang bag?

If u want hang bag, hang bag dress well Waka like normal human being, no be where u go hang bag dae Waka like person way want beat person dae ask y police arrest u

I don’t understand something here, why did they run?

Nickshrapnel:
I don’t understand something here, why did they run?

Why I no go run. Do you know what it means to sleep inside cell.

SegFault:

Why I no go run. Do you know what it means to sleep inside cell.

No, I don’t.

I remember travelling one time from uyo to aba to buy stuff in 2018 and had so much pity for this boy who had this dread and an iPhone 6....every checkpoint had him coming down and fished out to settle.
That was the last I travelled via that road anyways and I dunno what it will be like now for such boys...

the kook be say.. live your phone behind when going interstate

SegFault:

Why I no go run. Do you know what it means to sleep inside cell.

he dont know... Me and police after every every for ibadan....popo- which site you dey bomb? Me- bomb? Oga me i nor sabi dah one ooo, na skul my mama send me.... Popo- mtchew, see this one, oga, better learn better work, go ijebu meet better baba make he give you better something make u collect better money... Me- listen attentively.... Popo- but if you don collect money, no go dey pop for club upandan, find better investment, shaybi u still get mama, open shop for am, this that, blah blah....long story short, popo share me hotspot, check my aza balance for my bank app... Still collect 5 bay cuz of hang out....

Me i de carry better dreads and like to look fresh. So dem go de disturb esp if you de use leg walka. But na before i de run from police. Now i use my hand tell u say "i'm not a yahoo boy. I de in a hurry. So i go use because of am open my phone make u search" "because normal una oga pata pata the IG done talk say make una no dey search people phone randomly".

i no get time to shout. And i no go follow you enter any moto shaa..

Starboytwo:
he dont know... Me and police after every every for ibadan....popo- which site you dey bomb? Me- bomb? Oga me i nor sabi dah one ooo, na skul my mama send me.... Popo- mtchew, see this one, oga, better learn better work, go ijebu meet better baba make he give you better something make u collect better money... Me- listen attentively.... Popo- but if you don collect money, no go dey pop for club upandan, find better investment, shaybi u still get mama, open shop for am, this that, blah blah....long story short, popo share me hotspot, check my aza balance for my bank app... Still collect 5 bay cuz of hang out....

Luckily I've never experienced it, but the stories wey I don hear ehn.

Pussymender:
Aboi PH own worst o
once you hand bag for shoulder dey waka before you know police don burst out, them go search u,search your phone join, if you just get any oyinbo man or woman picture,my brother your phone don go.



naija no dey safe for youth,no dreads,no tattoo,no crazy jeans. inshort dressing well and too clean dey attract police and sars.

the matter tire me, last week along emohua road towards uniport. Na so SARS for check point just to tell me park " my friend park ur car we go fire you oh !" About three of Dem strt to ask me question. Na accident wey I get that night safe me from the hands of those criminals.