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What This Girl Told Me.... SIMP Already? by cdm4live: 6:02am On Sep 17
So I decided to toast this girl and she blatantly told me she is not interested. I knew she doesn't like me so I never told her anything about relationships. We kept talking just talking and she came to my place the first time. I didn't make any advances. She stayed cooked and we ate. She came the second time and equally we chatted and she went too nothing happened. Yesterday being 16th of September, I was with another lady, a single mother in her house. I was doing pimpo pimpo on her bre**t and truth be told I wasn't comfortable because her son was just like a monitoring spirit.
One moment he is inside the house in another he is outside.
So the other girl called that she is in my house. I had to leave the single mother because of her son.
Got home, met this girl after hours of being together I wanted to do she said no. I held myself because I never wanted to beg.
I don't even want to preach because I know she doesnt like me but never knew why.
All of a sudden, she asked why am I not tall. There and then I knew her mind and I told her plain here is the reason right you are acting funny.
well I am inches taller than her and yeah I know we can't marry but just for dating.
I had to ask her to leave my house. No transport no excursion.
She also said something like o my friend, your wife will enjoy you o. I ask of this and you bought. My nice friend. Shai my belly full. I be SIMP be that o.
My pain was I wasn't able to complete my e-book but no issues.
So, picking a hint from women is very vital. But don't know if I acted right by asking her to leave and not giving her a walk.
When she got home she tried chatting me up and I just ended the chat with I word I know she will get the message.

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Re: What This Girl Told Me.... SIMP Already? by MediMedi: 6:08am On Sep 17
Mr Brest Bimpo pa.....i hail thee

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Re: What This Girl Told Me.... SIMP Already? by BBBmall25(m): 6:26am On Sep 17
Before U Display Such Arrogancy To Ladies, Make Sure U Stand Well. And They Will Beat The Path To Ur Door. If U Knw U Knw!

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Re: What This Girl Told Me.... SIMP Already? by Mavinsoladele: 6:31am On Sep 17
Lol bro! Your matter carry weight.

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Re: What This Girl Told Me.... SIMP Already? by Mraphel: 6:34am On Sep 17
She said you aint tall enough? The fact is she seeing somebody else taller than you.

When she ask you why are u slim? My brother she has a side dude not slim like you.
They usually ask these questions to provoke males but you must not let it get you.

You know how women brains are...I'm not happy because you were provoked so u didn't even press her bwest too?

Go there and revenge now...call her and promise good things she will like to have but you cannot give her, nack her and Vamooze afterall you're not tall enough for her.

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Re: What This Girl Told Me.... SIMP Already? by wizflame(m): 6:36am On Sep 17
girl talk say she no like you but you still go de buy her things de full her belle for her angry

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Re: What This Girl Told Me.... SIMP Already? by chiommy123(f): 6:38am On Sep 17
she no even send you

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Re: What This Girl Told Me.... SIMP Already? by Sundrus: 6:58am On Sep 17
cheesy thank God una don dey get small small sense... even if una go learn am the hard way.
Re: What This Girl Told Me.... SIMP Already? by padi94(m): 8:06am On Sep 17
She need a tall niqqa.
Wait o, but why was she coming over when you where obviously not her type?
Re: What This Girl Told Me.... SIMP Already? by Preshieben(f): 8:08am On Sep 17
I don't gerrrit op undecided
Re: What This Girl Told Me.... SIMP Already? by AstroG: 8:19am On Sep 17
Preshieben:
I don't gerrrit op undecided




Na your type undecided

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Re: What This Girl Told Me.... SIMP Already? by Preshieben(f): 8:24am On Sep 17
AstroG:




Na your type undecided
oh seriously?
Re: What This Girl Told Me.... SIMP Already? by femi4: 9:03am On Sep 17
You too, go n get tall

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Re: What This Girl Told Me.... SIMP Already? by cdm4live: 5:33pm On Sep 17
femi4:
You too, go n get tall

Lolz na wa for you o. I want carry crane pull myself up?

padi94:
She need a tall niqqa.
Wait o, but why was she coming over when you where obviously not her type?

Honestly brother, I am not even understanding o.
I know she needed a tall nigga that is why I never forced her before I hear say you rape me.
Even when I told her to leave she never wanted to until I told her I am set for work.

chiommy123:
she no even send you

Not quite sure about this. But me no send her at all o. I guess she almost died today when she saw me with another dude. She will come around again, I am sure of that.
Re: What This Girl Told Me.... SIMP Already? by ubunja(f): 5:38pm On Sep 17
"why are you not tall?"

The struggle is real...

Sometimes us tall guys take our height for granted but other guys are really suffering.
Re: What This Girl Told Me.... SIMP Already? by Tonyspecial(m): 5:46pm On Sep 17
padi94:
She need a tall niqqa.
Wait o, but why was she coming over when you where obviously not her type?
I wonder ooh
Re: What This Girl Told Me.... SIMP Already? by cdm4live: 5:49pm On Sep 17
ubunja:
"why are you not tall?"

The struggle is real...

Sometimes us tall guys take our height for granted but other guys are really suffering.

Ha, how I want carry answer this question now?

I come grow see myself like this o. But I tall pass my papa come almost reach my mama for shoulder.

And she told me a dream she had a certain time, she told me this dream the second time she came my house.

She said she saw a very tall pawpwa tree with ripe pawpwa on it. She asked me to plug the pawpwa but I refused then she was looking for a stick but couldn't find.
I initially thought that tall pawpaw tree na tall babe Wey I go get.
I didn't know she was giving me a hint to something. I think I am understanding babes more now. Each word has a deep meaning.
Re: What This Girl Told Me.... SIMP Already? by KidDarkness(m): 5:50pm On Sep 17
cdm4live:
So I decided to toast this girl and she blatantly told me she is not interested. I knew she doesn't like me so I never told her anything about relationships. We kept talking just talking and she came to my place the first time. I didn't make any advances. She stayed cooked and we ate. She came the second time and equally we chatted and she went too nothing happened. Yesterday being 16th of September, I was with another lady, a single mother in her house. I was doing pimpo pimpo on her bre**t and truth be told I wasn't comfortable because her son was just like a monitoring spirit.
One moment he is inside the house in another he is outside.
So the other girl called that she is in my house. I had to leave the single mother because of her son.
Got home, met this girl after hours of being together I wanted to do she said no. I held myself because I never wanted to beg.
I don't even want to preach because I know she doesnt like me but never knew why.
All of a sudden, she asked why am I not tall. There and then I knew her mind and I told her plain here is the reason right you are acting funny.
well I am inches taller than her and yeah I know we can't marry but just for dating.
I had to ask her to leave my house. No transport no excursion.
She also said something like o my friend, your wife will enjoy you o. I ask of this and you bought. My nice friend. Shai my belly full. I be SIMP be that o.
My pain was I wasn't able to complete my e-book but no issues.
So, picking a hint from women is very vital. But don't know if I acted right by asking her to leave and not giving her a walk.
When she got home she tried chatting me up and I just ended the chat with I word I know she will get the message.
This guy wants to slay me with laugh. But king of pimpo pimpo, why are you not tall?
Re: What This Girl Told Me.... SIMP Already? by stanliwise(m): 5:54pm On Sep 17
Super story.
Alpha male on Nairaland reading PDF and asking lame questions.
Mtchew
Re: What This Girl Told Me.... SIMP Already? by Openbusiness: 6:09pm On Sep 17
cdm4live:


Ha, how I want carry answer this question now?

I come grow see myself like this o. But I tall pass my papa come almost reach my mama for shoulder.

And she told me a dream she had a certain time, she told me this dream the second time she came my house.

She said she saw a very tall pawpwa tree with ripe pawpwa on it. She asked me to plug the pawpwa but I refused then she was looking for a stick but couldn't find.
I initially thought that tall pawpaw tree na tall babe Wey I go get.
I didn't know she was giving me a hint to something. I think I am understanding babes more now. Each word has a deep meaning.
Mr, u missed your chance. She exposed her vulnerability and u couldn't capitalize. Forget all that story about "he's not my type", it's just a distraction, women have been banging "not my type" since thousands of years ago, even as am talking to you now, some girls are somewhere doing the do with "he's not my type", and tonight, many will still do it, and so on. She's not stupid, she was fantasizing in her head when she asked you "why are u not tall". You should have answered like, Cuz my 3rd leg took all the extra height, d guy is tall like NEPA pole....etc, that would have given her more adrenaline rush to her brain, cuz u have sparked her curiosity to think 1,000 thoughts about your 3rd leg, and fantasizing all kinds of sh*t in her mind. From there, u could have hit the bullseye. She gave you a blank cheque and you threw it away. Someone dat u guys were already getting touchy touchy. And u pressed d wrong button and killed her vibe. When u are dealing with females, pay attention to details.

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Re: What This Girl Told Me.... SIMP Already? by bobokeshington: 6:10pm On Sep 17
ubunja:
"why are you not tall?"

The struggle is real...

Sometimes us tall guys take our height for granted but other guys are really suffering.


BUT SOME DON'T GIVE A FVK ABOUT YOUR HEIGHT O... SOME NA WETIN DEY YOUR POCKET... SOME NA WETIN YOU CARRY UNDER... MOST ESPECIALLY OUR 9JA LADIES..
Re: What This Girl Told Me.... SIMP Already? by ubunja(f): 6:15pm On Sep 17
bobokeshington:



BUT SOME DON'T GIVE A FVK ABOUT YOUR HEIGHT O... SOME NA WETIN DEY YOUR POCKET... SOME NA WETIN YOU CARRY UNDER... MOST ESPECIALLY OUR 9JA LADIES..
What is the thread about?
Re: What This Girl Told Me.... SIMP Already? by chiommy123(f): 6:55pm On Sep 17
cdm4live:






Not quite sure about this. But me no send her at all o. I guess she almost died today when she saw me with another dude. She will come around again, I am sure of that.
wait another dude as in eh iam not understanding oo
Re: What This Girl Told Me.... SIMP Already? by cdm4live: 9:32pm On Sep 17
Openbusiness:
Mr, u missed your chance. She exposed her vulnerability and u couldn't capitalize. Forget all that story about "he's not my type", it's just a distraction, women have been banging "not my type" since thousands of years ago, even as am talking to you now, some girls are somewhere doing the do with "he's not my type", and tonight, many will still do it, and so on. She's not stupid, she was fantasizing in her head when she asked you "why are u not tall". You should have answered like, Cuz my 3rd leg took all the extra height, d guy is tall like NEPA pole....etc, that would have given her more adrenaline rush to her brain, cuz u have sparked her curiosity to think 1,000 thoughts about your 3rd leg, and fantasizing all kinds of sh*t in her mind. From there, u could have hit the bullseye. She gave you a blank cheque and you threw it away. Someone dat u guys were already getting touchy touchy. And u pressed d wrong button and killed her vibe. When u are dealing with females, pay attention to details.

You really know how to play with words. If it were to be the single mother that I was with earlier on, I say those words without any fear or anything but with this girl I just don't.
And not that I am too needy either.
Like you said, I should pay more attention to women.
Re: What This Girl Told Me.... SIMP Already? by Palema007: 9:37pm On Sep 17
stanliwise:
Super story.
Alpha male on Nairaland reading PDF and asking lame questions.
Mtchew
You beat me to this. cheesy cheesy
Re: What This Girl Told Me.... SIMP Already? by Openbusiness: 10:02pm On Sep 17
cdm4live:


You really know how to play with words. If it were to be the single mother that I was with earlier on, I say those words without any fear or anything but with this girl I just don't.
And not that I am too needy either.
Like you said, I should pay more attention to women.
from your write up, I can deduce she's the "normal" type of girls not the hoelosho type. One thing about the normal girls is that if she's having sex with you for the first time, most cases, they want it to be like it was a mistake, unplanned, like she didn't want it but it just happened and it was out of her control etc, that's the alibi they use to counter the guilt they might feel afterwards or to reassure and validate themselves that they aren't a cheap or lose hoe etc. So when you guys got touchy, smooching or whatever, her doubts or fears kicking in by instinct is what made her ask you that, cuz sometimes they have a mental knee jerk reaction to try to stop the sex from happening cuz she's not totally free with you yet. How you handle or react or respond to that knee jerk reaction will determine whether she will want to continue and have s*x with you, or just break off and end the whole show right there. She's asking you why are you not tall while you're touching her is cuz she is already fantasizing how big you are down there. She's thinking oh, I think he might be small down there and might not be worth it, or is he big, so she throws in a very subtle question. Assuming you answered in a way to further heighten her curiosity towards your *** to be a mighty conqueror, she would have continued with you, maybe like 80% chance. So pay better attention to what they say at such times. Because how you respond will determine if you win the prize or not.
Re: What This Girl Told Me.... SIMP Already? by dorin27(f): 10:14pm On Sep 17
AstroG:
what is this na?




Na your type undecided
Re: What This Girl Told Me.... SIMP Already? by cdm4live: 11:11pm On Sep 17
Openbusiness:
from your write up, I can deduce she's the "normal" type of girls not the hoelosho type. One thing about the normal girls is that if she's having sex with you for the first time, most cases, they want it to be like it was a mistake, unplanned, like she didn't want it but it just happened and it was out of her control etc, that's the alibi they use to counter the guilt they might feel afterwards or to reassure and validate themselves that they aren't a cheap or lose hoe etc. So when you guys got touchy, smooching or whatever, her doubts or fears kicking in by instinct is what made her ask you that, cuz sometimes they have a mental knee jerk reaction to try to stop the sex from happening cuz she's not totally free with you yet. How you handle or react or respond to that knee jerk reaction will determine whether she will want to continue and have s*x with you, or just break off and end the whole show right there. She's asking you why are you not tall while you're touching her is cuz she is already fantasizing how big you are down there. She's thinking oh, I think he might be small down there and might not be worth it, or is he big, so she throws in a very subtle question. Assuming you answered in a way to further heighten her curiosity towards your *** to be a mighty conqueror, she would have continued with you, maybe like 80% chance. So pay better attention to what they say at such times. Because how you respond will determine if you win the prize or not.

Should I quit now or invite her over.
Re: What This Girl Told Me.... SIMP Already? by Openbusiness: 5:36am On Sep 18
cdm4live:


Should I quit now or invite her over.
invite her over if you're still interested. But don't rush it. Try to build some emotional tension first.

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