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What Was Your Biggest " My God I'm Stupid " Moment? by randomShek: 2:49pm On Sep 22, 2020 |
We’ve all had moments when we make funny and ridiculously silly mistakes. So let’s share our experiences and have a good laugh. |
Re: What Was Your Biggest " My God I'm Stupid " Moment? by Kriss216: 2:50pm On Sep 22, 2020 |
When I traveled from Lagos to Abuja via GIGM to see my beloved Nigerian girlfriend. Was terrible. Long story short, stay away from Nigerian girls! 6 Likes |
Re: What Was Your Biggest " My God I'm Stupid " Moment? by randomShek: 2:50pm On Sep 22, 2020 |
Starting with mine 1. Spent about 10 minutes seriously looking for my glasses. I finally found them when I started sweating. It was on my head... 2. I was using my phone flashlight to read before my guy came around. After he left, I started looking for my phone. I even used the same flashlight to find phone o. My head no pick till I told my neighbor to call my line and I saw flashlight was vibrating inside room. 3. I stay around iyana ipaja and I wanted to unlock my phone at ikeja. Called my connect to set up the meet. He said come with sim and flash drive. Okay... I took bike from house to bus stop. Realized I forgot the sim I wanted to use. Thank God for good memory... Took bike back. All good... Finally got to ikeja. Met up with my connect and he was like “my guy, where is the usb to flash the phone?” Naso body weak me instantly Had to go back home again to get it so that the time, energy and money spent won’t be in vain 17 Likes 1 Share |
Re: What Was Your Biggest " My God I'm Stupid " Moment? by Deicide: 2:53pm On Sep 22, 2020 |
Why you no talk your own first
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Re: What Was Your Biggest " My God I'm Stupid " Moment? by Fmghewzy(m): 2:54pm On Sep 22, 2020 |
[quote author=randomShek post=94193545]Starting with mine 1. Spent about 10 minutes seriously looking for my glasses. I finally found them when I started Kai your village people are not joking or Oooo,they mean business |
Re: What Was Your Biggest " My God I'm Stupid " Moment? by Azyne(f): 3:00pm On Sep 22, 2020 |
When I sent 6k to secure a form to scammers after they called and told me of a job opportunity. I was supposed to pay 10 but I sent 6 first and immediately I got the debit alert my eye clear 6 Likes |
Re: What Was Your Biggest " My God I'm Stupid " Moment? by Birdeyeview: 3:04pm On Sep 22, 2020 |
When I threw 1k instead of paper out of moving vehicle 7 Likes |
Re: What Was Your Biggest " My God I'm Stupid " Moment? by randomShek: 3:05pm On Sep 22, 2020 |
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Re: What Was Your Biggest " My God I'm Stupid " Moment? by EzzyCarter: 3:09pm On Sep 22, 2020 |
During undergraduate days, I was in an heated argument with my gees on Messi versus Ronaldo till I vex enter kitchen. I ended up pouring Morning fresh into the stew I was cooking thinking it was Power Oil. Stew that cost me over 4k ( The bottle of Veg oil was beside the morning fresh soap). My friends observed I had gone quiet. I saw my stew forming bubbles and foaming in my presence . I just covered pot and went to drink water ; i couldn't even turn off the heat Thank God I had enough money tho. I'd have suffered . That was the last time I involved myself in any Messi/Ronaldo argument tho. Each time I witness guys arguing about those two, the trauma of what happened becomes fresh in my mind and I just walk away 33 Likes |
Re: What Was Your Biggest " My God I'm Stupid " Moment? by Madibah(m): 3:13pm On Sep 22, 2020 |
At 15 My mum stylishly asked me if I had a girlfriend And I said yes since 2 years ago she laughed and hailed me happily And then she ask me who was the girl I told her it was my classmate Not knowing shey gonna tell the whole family That night was the greatest night of all time The beating was mad Everybody join hand 13 Likes |
Re: What Was Your Biggest " My God I'm Stupid " Moment? by EzzyCarter: 3:34pm On Sep 22, 2020 |
Madibah: Momma be like: "Ah Kunle, iwo omo yii, o fe ba temi je. Oo ti yo loju ara to ti fe ma ko obirin. Ko to so pe wa fun omo loyun ni ile mi, maa fi lilu ba tie je" Don't ask me to translate abeg 8 Likes
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Re: What Was Your Biggest " My God I'm Stupid " Moment? by Madibah(m): 3:39pm On Sep 22, 2020 |
EzzyCarter: Lol Translate keh.. Emi ika Proudly afonja 3 Likes |
Re: What Was Your Biggest " My God I'm Stupid " Moment? by Nobody: 3:51pm On Sep 22, 2020 |
Kini nwi ? |
Re: What Was Your Biggest " My God I'm Stupid " Moment? by EzzyCarter: 4:07pm On Sep 22, 2020 |
Madibah: Lool. Bahd guy |
Re: What Was Your Biggest " My God I'm Stupid " Moment? by EzzyCarter: 4:15pm On Sep 22, 2020 |
Fact1: Kiki Osinbajo ni 1 Like
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Re: What Was Your Biggest " My God I'm Stupid " Moment? by lilmax(m): 4:21pm On Sep 22, 2020 |
Spent 3million in 2days on a girl in 2010 1 Like |
Re: What Was Your Biggest " My God I'm Stupid " Moment? by Nobody: 5:08pm On Sep 22, 2020 |
EzzyCarter: Haaaaa,,agbalagba |
Re: What Was Your Biggest " My God I'm Stupid " Moment? by EzzyCarter: 5:30pm On Sep 22, 2020 |
Fact1: |
Re: What Was Your Biggest " My God I'm Stupid " Moment? by Uncle93(m): 5:59pm On Sep 22, 2020 |
Mine just happened just 30 mints ago , there is this cute young girl I met . she's 20yrs .. We are in good terms and we only have sex nothing serious. I noticed she's clean , no funny smells and all . This girl is so sexy and curvy that I lose my head all the time and just go raw sex on her . shes slim , big blobs,big ass . Eveytime I have unprotected sex , I usually collect this disease prevention injection for 1500 naira in a pharmacy. So this girl,came over today . During romance, I lost my head , she was wet , I slided in raw , hard strokes till I came ., now I'm back to my sense thinking of how to go collect injection . 6 Likes |
Re: What Was Your Biggest " My God I'm Stupid " Moment? by Blackmoran(m): 6:15pm On Sep 22, 2020 |
I woke up late 6:15 precisely, so I was in a hurry dressing, I actually got to work to find out that i wore two separate pairs of shoes, I was like the ground should open up and swallow me..... that day I got a nick name at work " multi colour" 6 Likes |
Re: What Was Your Biggest " My God I'm Stupid " Moment? by SavageBoy: 6:19pm On Sep 22, 2020 |
randomShek: Your case no be here oh |
Re: What Was Your Biggest " My God I'm Stupid " Moment? by Angelacruz: 7:24pm On Sep 22, 2020 |
randomShek: |
Re: What Was Your Biggest " My God I'm Stupid " Moment? by Angelacruz: 7:24pm On Sep 22, 2020 |
Very hilarious randomShek: |
Re: What Was Your Biggest " My God I'm Stupid " Moment? by Angelacruz: 7:27pm On Sep 22, 2020 |
Hahaaaha EzzyCarter: 1 Like |
Re: What Was Your Biggest " My God I'm Stupid " Moment? by DaInferno(m): 7:30pm On Sep 22, 2020 |
EzzyCarter:... so who's the better player? 2 Likes |
Re: What Was Your Biggest " My God I'm Stupid " Moment? by Majikman(m): 7:36pm On Sep 22, 2020 |
Guyyyyy laff don kee me for here ... thank God say u get money ... E for read for you EzzyCarter: |
Re: What Was Your Biggest " My God I'm Stupid " Moment? by randomShek: 7:38pm On Sep 22, 2020 |
Blackmoran:Loool |
Re: What Was Your Biggest " My God I'm Stupid " Moment? by Majikman(m): 7:49pm On Sep 22, 2020 |
That time wey I small .. mummy go always talk say make we no dey collect anything for school. Going to school she go always give me enough snacks . That faithful day,I follow my gees go buy Mamaput rice(N50)... that yr N50 rice dey plenty . After we chop am , d rice shack me wella ... sotey I reach house I go tell mummy say "mummy don't be giving me snacks to school again, they used to Sell sweeet rice in my school", I even dey smile sef dey tell am . Nah so mummy con ask me hw I take know say d rice dey sweet ? That moment I realize say I don cast myself . First class beating wey I collect ehnn. 11 Likes |
Re: What Was Your Biggest " My God I'm Stupid " Moment? by Bluish44(m): 7:55pm On Sep 22, 2020 |
I do stupid things regularly..I tell God I deserve the crown |
Re: What Was Your Biggest " My God I'm Stupid " Moment? by TheCork(m): 7:55pm On Sep 22, 2020 |
randomShek: Coming on this thread!!(no oofense) |
Re: What Was Your Biggest " My God I'm Stupid " Moment? by Nobody: 9:14pm On Sep 22, 2020 |
Re: What Was Your Biggest " My God I'm Stupid " Moment? by EzzyCarter: 9:28pm On Sep 22, 2020 |
Majikman: For real man. Na hunger vacation I for dey |
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