Some don't want to hear you had an abortion, some don't want single mothers, some don't want a divorcee, etc.

Didn't really know I had one until I met a guy that said he has slept with married women! Haa!

Let me share the story, I love stories...

A beautiful morning in 2018, I went to get a phone in computer village. On getting there, I saw this fair, average height man (not really my spec, almost ignored him when he tried talking to me, but for my good manners )

He helped me get a good phone, I don't know, someone always help me locate the best dealers. I've never bought phones alone.

We exchanged numbers as I was about leaving. Sunday was the date. He said he was coming to pick me up.

I remember coming out of my gate looking around for someone in an average car, taxi or even standing. I didn't see. Then I noticed this mighty jeep, Range Rover, not the latest model at the time though.

The first time I saw him, he didn't strike me as someone that will drive that kind of car, but see where good manners brought me.

We hung out, small talks and all. He sounded responsible. One day, he asked me to come see where he stays. No problem. He picked me up.

On the way, this guy was telling me the history of the Bible. In my mind I was like, which kain wahala be this. I even had a headache. I had to change the subject.

As a Christian, tell me how Jesus loves me and not the history of religion.

We got to his house o. Outside wasn't any thing spectacular, but the interior? Oh my! White walls, white cushion, chandelier. Omg chandeliers! I already started imagining myself living in the house

As a former glutton, I sha located the fridge. I love the fridge of guys. It's always heavenly! That was how I started bringing out the Greek yogurt, cashew nut, banana, ... And then I saw a small capsule bottle... Wait, what's this? The name didn't give it away. Curious me, I read the ingredients... Tribulus Terrestris... Wait what?

Being a Writer, I've had the privilege of knowing things I have no business knowing. So I called my supposedly Bible historian to come and explain why a testosterone booster was in his fridge.

He first asked how I knew what it was. I explained myself. Okay, your turn now.

Uncle started by telling me a pitiful story of his appendix operation. After the usual eeeyah, I went back to the topic at hand.

After some time, he started telling me how he used to be a playboy, sleeping with people's girlfriends and wives. Wait what! You slept with wives too?

That was the deal-breaker. It was better I didn't know. Ignorance is truly bliss.

Over to you nairalanders. What will instantly change your mind about dating that man or woman? Come and share, let's learn

You still did not tell us why he has a bottle of testosterone booster in his fridge?

Kobicove:
You still did not tell us why he has a bottle of testosterone booster in his fridge?

Lol! Tell us your deal-breaker first

Nooil:


Lol! Tell us your deal-breaker first

My deal breakers are many...

- Serious medical issues

- Light fingered (I can't toyerate a spouse that steals)

- Poor personal hygiene

- Unjustified heavy personal debts

Kobicove:


My deal breakers are many...

- Serious medical issues

- Light fingered (I can't tolerate a spouse that steals)

- Poor personal hygiene

- Unjustified heavy personal debts

Men and list until they meet someone that will sweep them off their feet

If I am going to be honest with you, in my own humble opinion without being sentimental of course, without offending anyone who thinks otherwise from my own perspective, but also by looking into this matter critically, I would like to say I have nothing to say about this issue.

Booking nos 5. Brb

- lies

- anger issues

- cheating

This OP reminds me of naijasinglegirl.

If you're not cool with regular sex, then there's no relationship.

ReluctantAdult:
This OP reminds me of naijasinglegirl.

If you're not cool with regular sex, then there's no relationship.

Why are you yarning off topic? Did someone refuse you sex?

Nooil:


Why are you yearning off topic? Did someone refuse you sex?

How's it off topic or whatever you mean?

This post not for me, I'm out

HolySword:
This is to remind 'Christians' that fornication is a sin

-- HolySword --

You had to post it twice?

Dark fat girls are a deal breaker.

Artificial lashes
Weave
Excess makeup
Broke girls
Girls on Badoo or codedruns or even Facebook
Mouth odour
Vagina odour
Flat footed girls
Flat asss
Excess boobs
Contact lens
Artificial nails
Yoruba girls

I told you I love you, You Said Kk. Bye Bye.

Kobicove:
You still did not tell us why he has a bottle of testosterone booster in his fridge?

I showed to my friend the guy burst laf

Emerald04:
I told you I love you, You Said Kk.
Bye Bye.

you hate odd conversation

baralatie:

I showed to my friend the guy burst laf

Why did he laugh?

Coming to my apartment to sleepover without bathing at night and you expect me to be romantic with you, never! I dislike nasty dirty people.

Don't lie to me

Lekki1444, come and tell me your deal breaker

Liposure:
Don't lie to me

How na? I'm sure you've even lied to yourself before.

*Anger issues
*Violence
*Slept with friends, sisters and their mothers
*Akagum.

Nooil:
Lekki1444, come and tell me your deal breaker

None really because I believe all will be put under subjugation to a higher force

even if she is satan she must bow down

lekki1444:
None really because I believe all will be put under subjugation to a higher force

even if she is satan she must bow down

Please, come and be going

Nooil:


Please, come and be going

be calming down

lekki1444:
be calming down

If she has a forked tongue. Detest liars more than cheats

luscioustrish:
*Anger issues
*Violence
*Slept with friends, sisters and their mothers
*Akagum.

Very valid

czarr:
Dark fat girls are a deal breaker.

Artificial lashes
Weave
Excess makeup
Broke girls
Girls on Badoo or codedruns or even Facebook
Mouth odour
Vagina odour
Flat footed girls
Flat asss
Excess boobs
Contact lens
Artificial nails
Yoruba girls

What of dead girls