Some idiot named Elomama just woke up from the wrong side of his bed and decided to tell the most bodacious and asinine yet effective lie of the last 5 years, bar the TELEX copy lie : "We have money with CBN."

Instead of Nigerians to ask questions like:
1) But CBN has not announced it?
2) CBN hasn't told us to register with you for any grant?
3) Why would CBN transfer money for you to distribute to Nigerians when banks are at their beck and call?
4) Who transferred this money to CBN?

No they didn't, now beneficiaries (aka donors) are waiting for more flim flam in September. The usual ones delivered in barely passable English.

Now, someone will say the future of Nigeria is bright. How? Despite all the egregious lies that these scumbags have buffeted Nigerians by, many are still hopeful.

Check out what one well-known grant meathead wrote on Facebook.

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Evangelist Philip Shamback Samuel
From the desk of shambach,

LETTER TO OUR AMIABLE OSEEA PRESIDENT�dated monday 17/5/21

Your excellency sir,I hope OSEEA management is not taking Nigerians from the tropical of Capricorn to a state of slppry cockpit? and I think it will not be to the sublime or to be ridiculous?

Although, To an extent , OSEEA president have not only display a philanthropical savy, he has proven to the whole world that OSEEA have the requisite mental magnitude to be able to sail the ship on the sea disbusment.

Mr President sir, let this grant not amount to the politics of pavendalism .

Mr President, let not try to lock a stable door's when the house outbotted.

Mr President, do not allow OSEEA to end in a campaign of balihoo, I know this will not happen by God grace, not in this congeriay.
Sir I want you to know that in democracy ,the people are the philosophal king.and this will make me to come to a sancta simplicital.
Mr president sir, there is a need for you to engage Nigerians suscribers of OSEEA grant on people paticipatry communal appraisal. So that the blood Nigerians will not be shared on the Altars of disbusment.

Sir, it has come to my noticed that the cooprate account saga is becoming like the body of isau and the voice of Jacob.�������
I don't want to go back to how people have wasted there time and resources on �ZENITH BANK COOPRATE ACCOUNT FORM � which has become a a nightmare today .
Sir,You have given order to approach WEMA BANK bank on another same account and little did we know that no WEMA BANK staff/ management has been informed about it by virtue of the embarrassment millions of OSEEA suscribers withness today across all WEMA BANK branches nation wide.
To the extent many calls was put across to me to defend the partnership and the authenticity as quated by you and other OSEEA states/ Regional coordinators to go to WEMA BANK.

Sir, I will advise you jettison and rejectamenta these bruhaha of COOPRATE account saga , and� KINDLY DISBUSED

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This Kain English alone fit pause disbursement forever.

Looks like the fake assassination attempt on the head honcho of THEOBARTH will pause disbursement forever.

tplayer:
Looks like the fake assassination attempt on the head honcho of THEOBARTH will pause disbursement forever.

That guy wey carry the telpcon matter for head for this thread.shame no go let am accept say him education na waste...him no comment for thread again..him still dey wait him imaginary grant.

drmikeadams:

That guy wey carry the telpcon matter for head for this thread.shame no go let am accept say him education na waste...him no comment for thread again..him still dey wait him imaginary grant.

Reality don make am hibernate by force

drmikeadams:

That guy wey carry the telpcon matter for head for this thread.shame no go let am accept say him education na waste...him no comment for thread again..him still dey wait him imaginary grant.

That one wey say im know say TELPECON grant real cos im dey study about grant for school abi.

I don't want to bring up his post about it to embarrass him even further; it's not necessary and shows a lack of tact.

Just hope he's learnt about how real grants operates.

One idiot should not be able to decieve Nigerian graduates about having money with CBN; a lodgement the CBN knows nothing about.

Billions upon billions promised, yet Nigeria continues to borrow like it's free money.

The scam is just too cheap for me. Too, too cheap

Kingdemu:
Reality don make am hibernate by force

The dude is still using his account. Probably checking this thread anonymously by logging out of his account first from time to time to avoid being "caught"

But no need to shame anyone, that's not the goal here.

tplayer:


That one wey say im know say TELPECON grant real cos im dey study about grant for school abi.

I don't want to bring up his post about it to embarrass him even further; it's not necessary and shows a lack of tact.

Just hope he's learnt about how real grants operates.

One idiot should not be able to decieve Nigerian graduates about having money with CBN; a lodgement the CBN knows nothing about.

Billions upon billions promised, yet Nigeria continues to borrow like it's free money.

The scam is just too cheap for me. Too, too cheap

Hahahahhahhaahhha...the scam to cheap bro...

Think about this:
If there are really grants worth billions upon billions abroad, why is Nigeria (as a country) not applying? Why are we borrowing to build railways, roads, etc? . This government must be mad ooo

The truth is:

#NoFreeMoneyAnywhere
#UseYourHead

What's the update about the disbursement offices that we're to be set up few months ago?

If I had wanted to cause trouble, I should have gone back to quote some dishonourable people who came to this thread to curse and abuse us when we called this program a scam. Where are they now?

missyge:
I am a member of Telpecon grant, infact a cluster director. To those saying it’s Scam, oyo.

But op, registeration has ended I wonder why someone is coming to meet u this month for asking for bvn details.

1, registration is free and d only amount any beneficiary is to pay is 200 naira and ure paying dat to ur director to be able to print fill in ur details which many didn’t even pay and it didn’t stop their registration

2. No bvn was collected only account details which was demanded lately.

To those who say it’s scam, I will come back to remind u of wat u said by the time disbursements takes place.

Hanty how pa nah?

peeps4u:
What's the update about the disbursement offices that we're to be set up few months ago?

If I had wanted to cause trouble, I should have gone back to quote some dishonourable people who came to this thread to curse and abuse us when we called this program a scam. Where are they now?

They have gone to look for TELEX copy.
Some have taken residence on Facebook, the home of grant madness if you exempt Telegram app.

Kingdemu:
Hanty how pa nah?

U no wan leave this aunty sha. Bad guy

Hello House,

Have those foreign donors come to expect the disbursement office?

This is July ooooo. We are getting close to September ooo

It's one of those things that must happen before money is released by the foreign donors. At least, the scammer-in-chief Elomama said this much.

tplayer:
Hello House,

Have those foreign donors come to expect the disbursement office?

This is July ooooo. We are getting close to September ooo

It's one of those things that must happen before money is released by the foreign donors. At least, the scammer-in-chief Elomama said this much.

Them Don hide them faces...

Good morning to you all. Las las l agree sey dem don scam me. My eyes don clear o. Thank God sey na my money l use do am. I don even forget this page teytey. Bye!

Melancholy:
Good morning to you all. Las las l agree sey dem don scam me. My eyes don clear o. Thank God sey na my money l use do am. I don even forget this page teytey. Bye!

The grants student himself. You've done well by admitting the hard truth.

Always remember there is no free money anywhere. Know this and know peace.

You will be fine, don't worry.

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Melancholy:
Good morning to you all. Las las l agree sey dem don scam me. My eyes don clear o. Thank God sey na my money l use do am. I don even forget this page teytey. Bye!

Good boy! I appreciate the way you presented this. You didn't try to throw any broadside against people who have been opposed to you here. It's highly commendable.

Now go spread the truth about those moronic grants

Enjoy!

Melancholy:
Good morning to you all. Las las l agree sey dem don scam me. My eyes don clear o. Thank God sey na my money l use do am. I don even forget this page teytey. Bye!

Melancholy:
Good morning to you all. Las las l agree sey dem don scam me. My eyes don clear o. Thank God sey na my money l use do am. I don even forget this page teytey. Bye!

Melancholy:
Good morning to you all. Las las l agree sey dem don scam me. My eyes don clear o. Thank God sey na my money l use do am. I don even forget this page teytey. Bye!

We didn't preach again these scams because of hatred of jealousy but to stop these scams.

You've done well to acknowledge your error and come here unlike one teachlead who had to shamefully delete his thread caption and deactivate his acct after he had cursed, abused and insulted us for calling out theobarth as scam.

Please, have they come to inspect disbursement office? . September is just around the corner ooo.

It will end in Joy.

Reports reaching me indicate that TELEX copy has finally been found under Otedola bridge

missyge:
I am a member of Telpecon grant, infact a cluster director. To those saying it’s Scam, oyo.

But op, registeration has ended I wonder why someone is coming to meet u this month for asking for bvn details.

1, registration is free and d only amount any beneficiary is to pay is 200 naira and ure paying dat to ur director to be able to print fill in ur details which many didn’t even pay and it didn’t stop their registration

2. No bvn was collected only account details which was demanded lately.

To those who say it’s scam, I will come back to remind u of wat u said by the time disbursements takes place.

Today is August 8th 2021! How far?

"CBN to transfer money to TELPECON" is update of the decade

Theo should be made Minister of Finance since he knows how to access free Billions, while government is busy borrowing.

Why can't government borrow from Theophilus Ebonyi, it will be cheaper na


Culled from Telegram

olojola:
It's no scam, I just got a text to send my account details for disbursement of funds.
So, you wet dey doubt, an OYO you dey ooo.

comment made almost a year ago. I won't want to ask if you have been paid cause I know you haven't

The first time I suspected it to be a scam was when the spearheads started showing religiosity. Knowing fully well that Nigerians are gullible the moment you put religion in anything, I felt these guys were dupes. And that Elomama name sounds dodgy as f**k.

HedwigesMaduro:
The first time I suspected it to be a scam was when the spearheads started showing religiosity. Knowing fully well that Nigerians are gullible the moment you put religion in anything, I felt these guys were dupes. And that Elomama name sounds dodgy as f**k.

Here is what will likely happen:

1) Telpecon will release some funds to a few outlets/Microfinance/cluster (whatever!) from the leftover of the monies you guys have been contributing ever since. Most monies have been shared by the scammers though, but there is probably one hundred or a few hundreds of millions somewhere. But trust me, they won't share all the leftover money.

2) They will do this to create the illusion that more money is coming, and to gain your confidence in the process. Once they play this classic confidence trick, collecting more money from the expectant, will-believe-anything crowd will become a walk in the park (very very easy). Mind you, each person in the chosen clusters will receive peanuts compared to what they are expecting. Like giving them 50-100k and telling them it's just to test the distribution process aka pilot scheme, and that more money is coming.

3) Now, what is the probability that your cluster/outlet is chosen? Statistically very small, because there are thousands of clusters and they will only choose a few (20-50 clusters). Most clusters will be chosen based on padi padi levels (though they will want to give it some spread). It is just to achieve number 2, cos there is no money--millions or billions or trillions(make your choice)-- with CBN.

4) At the end of it all, expect nothing.

Once you hear/see this play out, please, please run for your dear life!


He who's down already needs not fear any fall unless, of course, it's quicksand.


***This trick outlined above is being deployed by SUPREME grant

I copied it from page 3 of this thread

olojola:
It's no scam, I just got a text to send my account details for disbursement of funds.
So, you wet dey doubt, an OYO you dey ooo.

The internet never forgets.