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She Tried To Control Her Husband And This Happen by amosalan(m): 8:20pm On Oct 06, 2020
Got this piece and it's really funny
*I LOVE THIS STORY,
A woman went shopping. At the cash counter,
she opened her purse to pay.
The cashier noticed a TV remote in her purse.
He could not control his curiosity and asked,
"Do you always carry your TV remote with
you? "
She replied " No, not always, but my husband
refused to accompany me shopping today
because of football match, so I took the
remote."
*Moral: Accompany and support your wife in
her hobbies.....*
The story continues....
The cashier laughed and then returned all the
items that lady had purchased.
Shocked at this act, she asked the cashier
what he was doing.
He said, "your husband has blocked your credit
card.........."
*MORAL: Always respect the hobbies of your
husband.*
Story continues...
Wife took out her husband's credit card from
purse and swiped it. Unfortunately he didn't
block his own card.
*Moral: Don't underestimate the power and
wisdom of your WIFE..*
Story continues...
After swiping, the machine indicated, 'ENTER
THE PIN SENT TO YOUR MOBILE PHONE'.......
*Moral: When a man tends to lose, the machine
is smart enough to save him!*
Story continues....
She smiled to herself and reached out for the
mobile which rang in her purse.
It was her husband's phone showing the
forwarded SMS.
She had taken it with the remote control so he
doesn't call her during her shopping.
She bought her items and returned home
happily.
*Moral: Don't underestimate a desperate
woman!*
Story continues....
On getting home, his car was gone.
A note was pasted on the door
"Couldn't find the remote. Gone out with the
boys to watch the premiership match. Will be
home late. Call me on my phone if you need
something".
Damn... He left with the house key too.
*Moral: Don't try to control your husband.*
*You will always lose*
HAVE A WONDERFUL NIGHT

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Re: She Tried To Control Her Husband And This Happen by Bigbishung(m): 8:53pm On Oct 06, 2020
funny and lovely
Re: She Tried To Control Her Husband And This Happen by MANsparkle: 10:31pm On Oct 08, 2020
Fun^_^ And Quite Enlightening

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