One can’t joke or play with his wife again. All thanks to these feminists!

Girls with lime breast are always like that. Very wicked and unforgiving. It’s in their genetics.

Okay

if he does that, call him a fat ass. Just play along with the joke even if you cant find any joke

peterangelo:

My husband (30m) and I (26f) have been married for two years. I try to stay relatively healthy and in good shape while he is quite overweight. Today he said to me while I was getting in the shower “wow that’s a perfect body, if only your t*ts were bigger”. I got quiet and he immediately said he was joking. I’m pretty confident in my body but I’m failing to find the humor in this statement. I walked into the bathroom and he followed me in, I asked him to give me some space and he left but came back two minutes later. I asked him once again to please give me space and he got mad at me and stomped off because he just wants to spend time with me and I am being ridiculous. He says I was overreacting to a joke and he is sorry I didn’t find it funny but he stands by the statement.

I’m not sure if he has resentment toward me because I am healthier or what the deal is, but I have been cold to him for a couple of hours. Am I overreacting?

Yes, you're overreacting. Husband and wife make fun of themselves when alone so what's the big deal You too make fun of him. Life's too short.

You should be lucky you have a husband that is polite enough to diplomatically tells you what he wants.

Most marriage crumpled because the couple finds it difficult to express themselves.

Be ready to accept criticism and work on it. Especially in areas of food, body, dress, mouth odor, expression. Encourage your hubby to be watching out for you, instead of giving him attitude

Don't get that mentality of "you saw me like that when you married me". Most time, partners get married for 70% good qualities, expecting the other 30% qualities to be worked on (or endured)

Nobody was ever a 100%

Next time he throws such retort with a resonating "bag of beans" let's see how that'll go from there. (The kind of comment an avid feminist will adore)


And you forgot to tell us that you declined him the cookie in the bathroom afterwards... What a brainless way of trying to manipulate a man If that man apologizes to you again then he's a fool. Infact I'll advice him to allow his feministic wife and her punna grudge on that frivolous ish for as long as 2050
(The type workless nairaland boys celebrate)
I lie




Pukes

U and ur husband are confused sets..

I wonder why some men still crave for foolish things...

MAGG0T:
U and ur husband are confused sets..

I wonder why some men still crave for foolish things...

You are a real maggot...what is wrong with such kinda of joke.
Wives still joke about the sizes of their husband's d*ck, and life still go on.

peterangelo:

My husband (30m) and I (26f) have been married for two years. I try to stay relatively healthy and in good shape while he is quite overweight. Today he said to me while I was getting in the shower “wow that’s a perfect body, if only your t*ts were bigger”. I got quiet and he immediately said he was joking. I’m pretty confident in my body but I’m failing to find the humor in this statement. I walked into the bathroom and he followed me in, I asked him to give me some space and he left but came back two minutes later. I asked him once again to please give me space and he got mad at me and stomped off because he just wants to spend time with me and I am being ridiculous. He says I was overreacting to a joke and he is sorry I didn’t find it funny but he stands by the statement.

I’m not sure if he has resentment toward me because I am healthier or what the deal is, but I have been cold to him for a couple of hours. Am I overreacting?

NA WAO TO YOU O, SO ONE CAN NOT PLAY WITH HIS WIFE AGAIN. WHAT WILL YOU NOW DO IF HE CALLS YOU MADAM BIG HEAD?

He shouldn't have said that. He should imagine his phallus was about an inch and then the wife jokingly says, sweetheart what a nice nose but I just wish your tool was a bit longer.
Madam you still have to let it go!!!!

Someone cannot play with you...

during sex just jokingly tell him you wished his d*ck was Abit bigger



Thank me later

Why are you using a male moniker? are you sure this not a make up story, well if it not i guess he was just joking.

What is t*ts? Biko

Hmmm

You are a narcissistic feminist, so someone cannot joke again, you don't deserve a man like him self you deserve one who would treat you like shit, and yes your boobs are like a 15yrs own,

Obviously you are still young and yet to get past that stage, you were meant to be mature and throw in a subtle banter, like ‘you nko? You no see your stomach?’. You were wrong dear, and yes, you shouldn’t have chased him away.

Dude loves your body that’s one of the reasons why he married you, don’t think deeper than that.

peterangelo:

My husband (30m) and I (26f) have been married for two years. I try to stay relatively healthy and in good shape while he is quite overweight. Today he said to me while I was getting in the shower “wow that’s a perfect body, if only your t*ts were bigger”. I got quiet and he immediately said he was joking. I’m pretty confident in my body but I’m failing to find the humor in this statement. I walked into the bathroom and he followed me in, I asked him to give me some space and he left but came back two minutes later. I asked him once again to please give me space and he got mad at me and stomped off because he just wants to spend time with me and I am being ridiculous. He says I was overreacting to a joke and he is sorry I didn’t find it funny but he stands by the statement.

I’m not sure if he has resentment toward me because I am healthier or what the deal is, but I have been cold to him for a couple of hours. Am I overreacting?

Underneath every joke there is some truth!

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See the sign that will let you know he/ she really needs you

You are overacting Ma.

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Have a girl like the op some time back. She can throw banter but if you dare throw back, she will be so angry.

Me na play play kind of guy o. I can't kill myself

[quote author=Davash222 post=94762759]One can’t joke or play with his wife again. All thanks to these feminists!

Girls with lime breast are always like that. Very wicked and unforgiving. It’s in their genetics.

Oga, She only asked for ur advice, u didnt av to continue with the body shaming.

falcon01:
if he does that, call him a fat ass. Just play along with the joke even if you cant find any joke

1 cold bottle of origin for u jare

peterangelo:

My husband (30m) and I (26f) have been married for two years. I try to stay relatively healthy and in good shape while he is quite overweight. Today he said to me while I was getting in the shower “wow that’s a perfect body, if only your t*ts were bigger”. I got quiet and he immediately said he was joking. I’m pretty confident in my body but I’m failing to find the humor in this statement. I walked into the bathroom and he followed me in, I asked him to give me some space and he left but came back two minutes later. I asked him once again to please give me space and he got mad at me and stomped off because he just wants to spend time with me and I am being ridiculous. He says I was overreacting to a joke and he is sorry I didn’t find it funny but he stands by the statement.

I’m not sure if he has resentment toward me because I am healthier or what the deal is, but I have been cold to him for a couple of hours. Am I overreacting?

Yes, you are. Sometimes, you have to crack a joke with your husband. You don't have to be sad or downhearted about that.

cigwe:
What is t*ts? Biko

past tense of teeth, gbam u have been enlightened now go into the world.

konkonbilo:
Yes, you're overreacting. Husband and wife make fun of themselves when alone so what's the big deal You too make fun of him. Life's too short.

I tire ooo

Tell him "Wow you have become so overweight if only your dick was bigger than our neighbours sons own" and watch what happens

Don't come and complain later oo

Yeye dey smell for your head,,,,,,



Though he might not be joking firstly,,,,,,,,,,, because for him to say dat he might want it bigger,,,,,,,,but he saw you like dat before marriage,,,,,,so there's no point in dat,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,


Good boys scarce my sister,,,,,,,see i cannot recommend some of my close friends for any girl i like ,,,,,, some man won't give a Bleep about you getting angry,,,,,,,,,, be wise ,,,,,,,



Grab your husband and give him the best making out this night