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Re: What A Battered Pussy Looks Like ..pics by SensualMan: 8:38pm On Oct 11, 2020
BabbanBura:


Guys haba nah.

15yrs is about 5,500 days.

Less menses of 5days a month: 5,500days - ( 5days × 12months x 15yrs) = 5,500 days - 900 menses days = 4,600 days

Less atleast 3 weeks per quarter she may be at home or religious engagements: 4,600days - (21days x 4quarters x 15yrs) = 4,600 - 1,260 = 3,340days

Less exams period, nysc camp period, journeys for events etc, assumed 30days per annum: 3,340days - (30days x 15yrs) = 3,340 - 450 = 2,890days

Less months after break up before getting a new boyfriend, assumed 4 break ups with about 2 months to find a new guy: 2,890days - (4breakups x 2months x 30days) = 2,890 - 240days = 2,650days

Less time to revover from abortions/sicknesses, assumed 3 abortions with 21 days revover each, and 10 regular sicknesses like malaria et al for 3days each: 2,650days - (3 abortions x 21days recovery + 10sicknesses x 3days recovery) = 2,650 - 93days = 2,557days

Let us assume an average of 2 knacks per day (this assumes no knacks some days, 1 knack some days, 5 knacks some days etc): total number or knacks = 2,557 available days x 2 = 5,114 knacks

Note that this girl is above average on body counts.

Therefore, the OP and many guys here are exaggerating, most probably cos your assumptions are not realistic and heavily extreme!!!

My submission
So one cannot get a girl in Nigeria under 100 miles with 100 or less than 100 naks?

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Re: What A Battered Pussy Looks Like ..pics by MyMilkshake(f): 8:41pm On Oct 11, 2020
Not me cheesy
Re: What A Battered Pussy Looks Like ..pics by karkinase(m): 9:01pm On Oct 11, 2020
MyMilkshake:
Not me cheesy
This you

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Re: What A Battered Pussy Looks Like ..pics by Nobody: 9:10pm On Oct 11, 2020
karkinase:

Fiction ke...this is the reality of the day..only bad guys understand how this women pussies are been battered on a daily.. An average Nigerian girl who's past 28 has had sex an approximate 2000times. shocked.
Before you marry .check the pussy.


Werey boy grin,,,,,,,,❤️


I'm not a bad nigga,,,,,,wink

All the bad one should stop grin,,,,,

But this your conclusion dey worry my brain sha,,,,,,,2000 dickson at 28,,,,,haa,,,, but not all girls nah,,,,

I don't roll with bad ones,,,,,

You dey use style promote formication,,,,,, how will i,, check ham,,,,, will i say alaye lemme check yaa pus** grin,,,,,


Have you check yaa current girlfriend's own?,,,,,,grin❤️

Are you a bad nigga ?
Re: What A Battered Pussy Looks Like ..pics by Nobody: 9:12pm On Oct 11, 2020
karkinase:

This you

I love yaa receipt so savage ❤️
Re: What A Battered Pussy Looks Like ..pics by karkinase(m): 9:24pm On Oct 11, 2020
Fact1:



Werey boy grin,,,,,,,,❤️


I'm not a bad nigga,,,,,,wink

All the bad one should stop grin,,,,,

But this your conclusion dey worry my brain sha,,,,,,,2000 dickson at 28,,,,,haa,,,, but not all girls nah,,,,

I don't roll with bad ones,,,,,

You dey use style promote formication,,,,,, how will i,, check ham,,,,, will i say alaye lemme check yaa pus** grin,,,,,


Have you check yaa current girlfriend's own?,,,,,,grin❤️

Are you a bad nigga ?



Lol...A Bad guy is a smart guy wen it comes to women affairs. For the checking,it depends on you thou. But two methods suffice; exterior check and interior check.
For the exterior check...ask her about her past relationships..if she says a figure multiply by 2. Cos Bodycount rate is exponentially proportional to the number of relationships(Zaddies, Bestie n crush included).
For the interior check...you use ur damn Di** cool.

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Re: What A Battered Pussy Looks Like ..pics by Nobody: 9:30pm On Oct 11, 2020
karkinase:

Lol...A Bad guy is a smart guy wen it comes to women affairs. For the checking,it depends on you thou. But two methods suffice; exterior check and interior check.
For the exterior check...ask her about her past relationships..if she says a figure multiply by 2. Cos Bodycount rate is exponentially proportional to the number of relationships(Zaddies, Bestie n crush included).
For the interior check...you use ur damn Di** cool.


Yeeee,,,, see analysis like person wey study sexnology,,,,grin

I think I need to start acting like a bad nigga,,,,, or what did you think ? cheesy


Make you give me more hint jare l love learning new things,,,,,wink

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Re: What A Battered Pussy Looks Like ..pics by juniorstar(m): 10:20pm On Oct 11, 2020
BabbanBura:


Guys haba nah.

15yrs is about 5,500 days.

Less menses of 5days a month: 5,500days - ( 5days × 12months x 15yrs) = 5,500 days - 900 menses days = 4,600 days

Less atleast 3 weeks per quarter she may be at home or religious engagements: 4,600days - (21days x 4quarters x 15yrs) = 4,600 - 1,260 = 3,340days

Less exams period, nysc camp period, journeys for events etc, assumed 30days per annum: 3,340days - (30days x 15yrs) = 3,340 - 450 = 2,890days

Less months after break up before getting a new boyfriend, assumed 4 break ups with about 2 months to find a new guy: 2,890days - (4breakups x 2months x 30days) = 2,890 - 240days = 2,650days

Less time to revover from abortions/sicknesses, assumed 3 abortions with 21 days revover each, and 10 regular sicknesses like malaria et al for 3days each: 2,650days - (3 abortions x 21days recovery + 10sicknesses x 3days recovery) = 2,650 - 93days = 2,557days

Let us assume an average of 2 knacks per day (this assumes no knacks some days, 1 knack some days, 5 knacks some days etc): total number or knacks = 2,557 available days x 2 = 5,114 knacks

Note that this girl is above average on body counts.

Therefore, the OP and many guys here are exaggerating, most probably cos your assumptions are not realistic and heavily extreme!!!

My submission
chain this op na Olympian in math, see how he take analyse everything even use conjecture on top
Re: What A Battered Pussy Looks Like ..pics by DiegoMaria(m): 10:21pm On Oct 11, 2020
juniorstar:

chain this op na Olympian in math, see how he take analyse everything even use conjecture on top
.

Na inside life oh
Re: What A Battered Pussy Looks Like ..pics by DiegoMaria(m): 10:22pm On Oct 11, 2020
Op a pic could be very useful

It could save a life
Of a young dick
Re: What A Battered Pussy Looks Like ..pics by camaa(f): 10:28pm On Oct 11, 2020
A puna can never be battered.
Argue with me after watching this video

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HzaDgTnTNK4

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rskLbo7npaA

while at it, you can read my bestselling book on romance on okadabooks and bambooks
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Re: What A Battered Pussy Looks Like ..pics by KingTom(m): 10:32pm On Oct 11, 2020
BabbanBura:


Guys haba nah.

15yrs is about 5,500 days.

Less menses of 5days a month: 5,500days - ( 5days × 12months x 15yrs) = 5,500 days - 900 menses days = 4,600 days

Less atleast 3 weeks per quarter she may be at home or religious engagements: 4,600days - (21days x 4quarters x 15yrs) = 4,600 - 1,260 = 3,340days

Less exams period, nysc camp period, journeys for events etc, assumed 30days per annum: 3,340days - (30days x 15yrs) = 3,340 - 450 = 2,890days

Less months after break up before getting a new boyfriend, assumed 4 break ups with about 2 months to find a new guy: 2,890days - (4breakups x 2months x 30days) = 2,890 - 240days = 2,650days

Less time to revover from abortions/sicknesses, assumed 3 abortions with 21 days revover each, and 10 regular sicknesses like malaria et al for 3days each: 2,650days - (3 abortions x 21days recovery + 10sicknesses x 3days recovery) = 2,650 - 93days = 2,557days

Let us assume an average of 2 knacks per day (this assumes no knacks some days, 1 knack some days, 5 knacks some days etc): total number or knacks = 2,557 available days x 2 = 5,114 knacks

Note that this girl is above average on body counts.

Therefore, the OP and many guys here are exaggerating, most probably cos your assumptions are not realistic and heavily extreme!!!

My submission
My man, you siddon dey calculate knacks? grin grin chai una no go kill person for this NL grin

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Re: What A Battered Pussy Looks Like ..pics by BabbanBura(m): 10:33pm On Oct 11, 2020
MyMilkshake:
Not me cheesy

Where the milk let alone the shake?
Re: What A Battered Pussy Looks Like ..pics by Seersam(m): 10:44pm On Oct 11, 2020
BabbanBura:


Guys haba nah.

15yrs is about 5,500 days.

Less menses of 5days a month: 5,500days - ( 5days × 12months x 15yrs) = 5,500 days - 900 menses days = 4,600 days

Less atleast 3 weeks per quarter she may be at home or religious engagements: 4,600days - (21days x 4quarters x 15yrs) = 4,600 - 1,260 = 3,340days

Less exams period, nysc camp period, journeys for events etc, assumed 30days per annum: 3,340days - (30days x 15yrs) = 3,340 - 450 = 2,890days

Less months after break up before getting a new boyfriend, assumed 4 break ups with about 2 months to find a new guy: 2,890days - (4breakups x 2months x 30days) = 2,890 - 240days = 2,650days

Less time to revover from abortions/sicknesses, assumed 3 abortions with 21 days revover each, and 10 regular sicknesses like malaria et al for 3days each: 2,650days - (3 abortions x 21days recovery + 10sicknesses x 3days recovery) = 2,650 - 93days = 2,557days

Let us assume an average of 2 knacks per day (this assumes no knacks some days, 1 knack some days, 5 knacks some days etc): total number or knacks = 2,557 available days x 2 = 5,114 knacks

Note that this girl is above average on body counts.

Therefore, the OP and many guys here are exaggerating, most probably cos your assumptions are not realistic and heavily extreme!!!

My submission
Mathematician at knackscology, una well done o wink

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Re: What A Battered Pussy Looks Like ..pics by Mkayfrenzy(m): 11:57pm On Oct 11, 2020
Which kind thread be this sef...can't stop laughing
Re: What A Battered Pussy Looks Like ..pics by Mkayfrenzy(m): 12:00am On Oct 12, 2020
You'll never find a lady on this thread

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Re: What A Battered Pussy Looks Like ..pics by iLegendd(m): 12:30am On Oct 12, 2020
BabbanBura:


Guys haba nah.

15yrs is about 5,500 days.

Less menses of 5days a month: 5,500days - ( 5days × 12months x 15yrs) = 5,500 days - 900 menses days = 4,600 days

Less atleast 3 weeks per quarter she may be at home or religious engagements: 4,600days - (21days x 4quarters x 15yrs) = 4,600 - 1,260 = 3,340days

Less exams period, nysc camp period, journeys for events etc, assumed 30days per annum: 3,340days - (30days x 15yrs) = 3,340 - 450 = 2,890days

Less months after break up before getting a new boyfriend, assumed 4 break ups with about 2 months to find a new guy: 2,890days - (4breakups x 2months x 30days) = 2,890 - 240days = 2,650days

Less time to revover from abortions/sicknesses, assumed 3 abortions with 21 days revover each, and 10 regular sicknesses like malaria et al for 3days each: 2,650days - (3 abortions x 21days recovery + 10sicknesses x 3days recovery) = 2,650 - 93days = 2,557days

Let us assume an average of 2 knacks per day (this assumes no knacks some days, 1 knack some days, 5 knacks some days etc): total number or knacks = 2,557 available days x 2 = 5,114 knacks

Note that this girl is above average on body counts.

Therefore, the OP and many guys here are exaggerating, most probably cos your assumptions are not realistic and heavily extreme!!!

My submission

I had no choice than to create a meme for you for your legendary analysis.

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Re: What A Battered Pussy Looks Like ..pics by BabbanBura(m): 12:37am On Oct 12, 2020
iLegendd:


I had no choice than to create a meme for you for your legendary analysis.

Thank you Boss, you tought me well Sir!! Gracias

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Re: What A Battered Pussy Looks Like ..pics by Nobody: 12:40am On Oct 12, 2020
ekemma55511:
Plenty Nairalanders should work for National Population Commission and PwC.Lol... handful of compilers that they are. Hahaahaha... a kitten ravaged 12,553 occasions in 4 decades.Good Lawd!

Are you trying to be unfortunate?
Re: What A Battered Pussy Looks Like ..pics by Nobody: 12:44am On Oct 12, 2020
BabbanBura:


Guys haba nah.

15yrs is about 5,500 days.

Less menses of 5days a month: 5,500days - ( 5days × 12months x 15yrs) = 5,500 days - 900 menses days = 4,600 days

Less atleast 3 weeks per quarter she may be at home or religious engagements: 4,600days - (21days x 4quarters x 15yrs) = 4,600 - 1,260 = 3,340days

Less exams period, nysc camp period, journeys for events etc, assumed 30days per annum: 3,340days - (30days x 15yrs) = 3,340 - 450 = 2,890days

Less months after break up before getting a new boyfriend, assumed 4 break ups with about 2 months to find a new guy: 2,890days - (4breakups x 2months x 30days) = 2,890 - 240days = 2,650days

Less time to revover from abortions/sicknesses, assumed 3 abortions with 21 days revover each, and 10 regular sicknesses like malaria et al for 3days each: 2,650days - (3 abortions x 21days recovery + 10sicknesses x 3days recovery) = 2,650 - 93days = 2,557days

Let us assume an average of 2 knacks per day (this assumes no knacks some days, 1 knack some days, 5 knacks some days etc): total number or knacks = 2,557 available days x 2 = 5,114 knacks

Note that this girl is above average on body counts.

Therefore, the OP and many guys here are exaggerating, most probably cos your assumptions are not realistic and heavily extreme!!!

My submission

You really should sit down and question yourself if after this detailed calculation you did here you’re still unemployed. Brotherly, you’re NASA certified! Damn you good!

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Re: What A Battered Pussy Looks Like ..pics by MyMilkshake(f): 1:02am On Oct 12, 2020
karkinase:

This you

U can see clearly there I'm avoiding sleeping with many guys, duhhhh.
Re: What A Battered Pussy Looks Like ..pics by MyMilkshake(f): 1:04am On Oct 12, 2020
BabbanBura:


Where the milk let alone the shake?

The milk comes after the shaking , if you get me wink
Re: What A Battered Pussy Looks Like ..pics by BabbanBura(m): 1:05am On Oct 12, 2020
iamadonis2:


You really should sit down and question yourself if after this detailed calculation you did here you’re still unemployed. Brotherly, you’re NASA certified! Damn you good!


Hahahahahahaha! Find job for me nah, I get plenty customised CVs to fit different job positions. cheesy

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Re: What A Battered Pussy Looks Like ..pics by BabbanBura(m): 1:07am On Oct 12, 2020
MyMilkshake:


The milk comes after the shaking , if you get me wink

Okay, now I get. I wan the milk before the shaking! If you get me.
Re: What A Battered Pussy Looks Like ..pics by Nobody: 4:23am On Oct 12, 2020
MyMilkshake:
Not me cheesy

See this penis tester. Going by ur posts ur totometer no dey work again e done burst..
Re: What A Battered Pussy Looks Like ..pics by SweetCunt97(f): 4:31am On Oct 12, 2020
Seersam:
who be this mumu? Oh you are pained probably because you are the mallam grin wink, lol
being married and childbirth never scatter Pucci, na thus ur silly narration go scatter am?

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Re: What A Battered Pussy Looks Like ..pics by SweetCunt97(f): 4:33am On Oct 12, 2020
Fact1:



Yeeee,,,, see analysis like person wey study sexnology,,,,grin

I think I need to start acting like a bad nigga,,,,, or what did you think ? cheesy


Make you give me more hint jare l love learning new things,,,,,wink

Village tips. Don't mind that niggaarr
Re: What A Battered Pussy Looks Like ..pics by Fmghewzy(m): 7:56am On Oct 12, 2020
ePoster:
Too bad you guys don't remember that before judging women. Don't expect a saint if you ain't one.
I prefer using reality...than a sleezy post.
Do you know many women end up with men who have twice their body count? Men who would jump instantly on every opportunity to have sex, while single and married...who have contracted and spent thousands curing various stds.
Again, fornication and it's negative effects isn't a 'woman' thing.
If men are allowed to explore every aspect of their sexuality, ignore the women who do.

Pls stop responding to many Nairaland men,most of them are senseless.
I have a sister and many female cousins , none of them fit into any category this morons classify women,they just come here to talk trash.
Saying rubbish upon rubbish.
I don't know whether those saying those rubbish are either senseless youths or irresponsible men(adults)
Re: What A Battered Pussy Looks Like ..pics by ePoster: 8:09am On Oct 12, 2020
Fmghewzy:


Pls stop responding to many Nairaland men,most of them are senseless.
I have a sister and many female cousins , none of them fit into any category this morons classify women,they just come here to talk trash.
Saying rubbish upon rubbish.
I don't know whether those saying those rubbish are either senseless youths or irresponsible men(adults)
Honestly! These guys compared to their female counterparts, regarding fornication, are worse off.
They indulge in it proudly and slut shame women with fewer body counts.
The average Nigerian male is more sexually active than the female. So you can imagine the horrific figures that would be the result if the op decides to analyze his 'fornication' history.

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Re: What A Battered Pussy Looks Like ..pics by Powerfly(f): 9:01am On Oct 12, 2020
Seersam:

I don't like arguing much, but from ur write up, I sensed you are being biased if not, why would you call this a sleezy or unreal post, is this not happening around us, are there not such occurrences? Men are also doing it yes you are right, but I insist you didn't judge from the poster's scenario. My question still stands, does that mallam deserves her? sad


So you want him to judge from the OP's point of view? Did the op also narrate the kind of life the mallam has been living?
what if he has been bleeping countless underage girls or women?
You want the guy to judge from a one sided post. Let the OP Tell us the mallam's lifestyle in details.
Re: What A Battered Pussy Looks Like ..pics by Powerfly(f): 9:10am On Oct 12, 2020
SensualMan:
I cannot predict the actual age a Nigerian girl starts having sex but let's assume 10 years of active sex before settling down.
15 times of sex in 30 days multiplied by 12 calendar months ie 15 X 12 = 180 times battered pucci in a year.

180 multiplied by 10 years of active sex = 1,800 times a girls Pucci was battered.

The image below has a mileage of 1,000

For an average Nigerian girl that was battered 1,800 times before u married her, I wonder what hers would look like.

Guys please always run inspection on a girl's Pucci before u tie the knot.
Pucci don't lie.


With your useless miscalculations...
You forgot that females experience menstruation. Some last for a week. For your mind, you get sense.

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Re: What A Battered Pussy Looks Like ..pics by stanliwise(m): 9:14am On Oct 12, 2020
Curious345:
The vagina is the most craved opening in the universe,.
Every man wanna enter .and if there is no man then a Love Machine or cucumber or bottle or finger or banana will enter .
That is to say BOTH LIVING AND NON LIVING THINGS CRAVE FOR THAT OPENING .

Ok she started having unforced and consensual sex at 18yrs ,she just got admitted into the university to study theater arts.

Her first relationship started 2weeks after her matriculation. It was a live with him relationship.
She left the hostel and moved in to the off campus home of her new stallion.
Of course they had sex 5times daily for 1½ year until they had irreconcilable differences.
She moved out of his place and back to the hostel.


There is pressure , she wants to get back into a new relationship. Her urge , the need to get smashed ,the wild thoughts .she is young and on fire , she wants to get di*cked.

Ok oooh.

After 1 month of break up another dude comes in.
She moved in with him .
The bleep harder ,now drugs were involved .
They now have unlimited sex .from 5 rounds per day it's now 12hrs daily .
She was doing a 4 yr course , so they dated for 2½ years and then she graduated.
She is now 22 years old.

While waiting for call up to nysc, her friends Introduced her to olosho stuff.
She said why not . Then she moved over to lekki. A night out fetched her 50k to 100k.

And she was like WTF!
SHE does it for another 1 to 2 years .
Now she got enough cash to play with. She is called up for the nysc . Her account balance is 4m.

She goes to nysc camp ,,looks for a nice guy , spoil him with small cash.
And get him hooked . Then they start to bleep again for another one year .

From the BLEEP HISTORY OF LADY X, WE CAN CONFIRM THAT SHE HAS BLEEPED 12,345 TIMES OR ROUNDS FROM.HER 100L TILL BEFORE SHE PASSED OUT FROM HER NYSC.
This punna looks battered.
But what to do ?

NOW she is married to mallam yunus.




grin grin grin grin

Abeg this girl na human being
5 times a day
For 1.5 years.

Baba if you wan exaggerate
Make you dey try calm down na

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