SavageBoy:


A post of Oct15 reaching FP now

E shock me o

I was told to recite the national pledge in front of assembly. I couldn't remember any of the words lol

This really got me laughing ���������������

theoneJabulani:
School things, Wednesday afternoon, we had just finished exams, everybody else in my hostel had gone home the morning after the exam. I had to wait till Monday to submit my practical log book. I was damn broke with only my transport fare left and had to ration my food to survive. By Sunday afternoon, I cooked my last 2+ cups of beans, my kerosene was barely able to cook it properly. I ate half and kept the remaining till Monday morning hoping that at least the stove would heat it a little. How wrong I was, come Monday morning, I was eating it cold. The lecturer took time to arrive and by then I was having stomach troubles, immediately he came, I rushed in but the book fell from my hand, I bent down to pick, the loudest and foulest fart came out. The man was shocked, how I managed to score 64 in the course was beyond me.



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pocohantas:


Some friendships are better from a distance...

I'm glad you gave the simp what he deserved