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Re: What Is The Greatest Lie You Ever Told Or Someone Told You? Share Experiences by BigDawsNet: 2:10pm On Nov 05, 2020
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Re: What Is The Greatest Lie You Ever Told Or Someone Told You? Share Experiences by Coldie(m): 2:10pm On Nov 05, 2020
Sonnobax15:
Ok
since you leave the girl,you don ever achieve anything ?Ask yourself that question.
Ask yourself the question too.

Y are u being emotional about it.

We are exposing the biggest lies we ever told and u are angry

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Re: What Is The Greatest Lie You Ever Told Or Someone Told You? Share Experiences by Democracynna: 2:10pm On Nov 05, 2020
That Buhari is prayer answered

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Re: What Is The Greatest Lie You Ever Told Or Someone Told You? Share Experiences by Badonasty(m): 2:11pm On Nov 05, 2020
I was dating one girl back then when it comes to the matter of when she’ll come and see me at home she go dey post me dey form virgin...when the pressure was too much for her she came to my house and said when she was young she was very sick and it affected her virginity...I swear I laugh tire that day

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Re: What Is The Greatest Lie You Ever Told Or Someone Told You? Share Experiences by Wawelexy(m): 2:12pm On Nov 05, 2020
Soren4:
Asked a girl how she lost her virgunity and she said She visited a guy. Then later on decided to use the loo. In the process of exiting the loo she slipped and fell on the guy already erected dick and that's how she lost her virginity

THIS IS MAD!!!

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Re: What Is The Greatest Lie You Ever Told Or Someone Told You? Share Experiences by Sonnobax15(m): 2:13pm On Nov 05, 2020
Coldie:

Ask yourself the question too.

Y are u being emotional about it.

We are exposing the biggest lies we ever told and u are angry
Lol....no offense bro....na ordinary joke na.....see as you just begin para calm down bro...
Re: What Is The Greatest Lie You Ever Told Or Someone Told You? Share Experiences by Sonnobax15(m): 2:15pm On Nov 05, 2020
BankyGee:
Someone told me that if you look into a mirror at night you would see a ghost
Ok
have you tried bending down just to look in between your legs in the market ?

you can try dat and come back and testify if you saw ghosts or not..

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Re: What Is The Greatest Lie You Ever Told Or Someone Told You? Share Experiences by FuckHomophobes: 2:17pm On Nov 05, 2020
I love you. The greatest lie the he-goat ever told me only to find out later that he's married with kids.

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Re: What Is The Greatest Lie You Ever Told Or Someone Told You? Share Experiences by Papadoh(m): 2:17pm On Nov 05, 2020
Savali:
I have heard many lies but the one that was least expected and dreadful was when a guy told told me his relative in the village got bitten by a snake in the bush and the guy caught the snake and retaliated by also biting it and both of them died. Since that day I tagged him "The great liar of our time"
The guy don watch Indian movies tire, lol.

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Re: What Is The Greatest Lie You Ever Told Or Someone Told You? Share Experiences by Mczigx(m): 2:18pm On Nov 05, 2020
That a football match between India and Nigeria, India scored 99goals and promised that if Nigeria scored just 1 goal, they'll be declared as winners.

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Re: What Is The Greatest Lie You Ever Told Or Someone Told You? Share Experiences by just2endowed: 2:19pm On Nov 05, 2020
shocked cool cool
Re: What Is The Greatest Lie You Ever Told Or Someone Told You? Share Experiences by TATALoAlaMu: 2:21pm On Nov 05, 2020
Some years ago at a club, I was with friends and a babe I just started dating newly. Sweet Girl. We were having fun until this friend came around, as he made to greet me, he said it out loud facing the babe that "does she know I'm getting married NOV 11 that year. Funny thing is, I hardly knew the guy personally, he was a friend of a friend but a silly carefree dude. That's how the babe's eyes change o. We all laughed it off. As we dey laugh, na hn babe use style dey check Calendar o. Nov 11 actually fell on a Saturday. Na so suspicion start o. November was less than a month away, she was actually waiting for wedding wey no dey. On NOV 11, Guess what she did?

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Re: What Is The Greatest Lie You Ever Told Or Someone Told You? Share Experiences by Omoobong1(m): 2:21pm On Nov 05, 2020
The greatest of all Lies is the 'Nigeria Vs India' football match. No lie in this world beats this lie.

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Re: What Is The Greatest Lie You Ever Told Or Someone Told You? Share Experiences by Samfloxin(m): 2:23pm On Nov 05, 2020
Fountainofyouth:
Told a guy I'm a lesbian cos I don't want to date him.
You can possibly be
Re: What Is The Greatest Lie You Ever Told Or Someone Told You? Share Experiences by Abubakraheemat(f): 2:24pm On Nov 05, 2020
None, am not perfect in lying especially to someone very close to me I always find it very difficult to do that

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Re: What Is The Greatest Lie You Ever Told Or Someone Told You? Share Experiences by Atm99(m): 2:25pm On Nov 05, 2020
chatinent:
• Because of the rise in the price of goods, sb just said he bought about four tomatoes for six hundred Naira. I just dey here dey watch the guy for mouth dey wonder how e dey lie.

• She told me she doesn't eat rice without fork, knife and spoon together only for her to misplace them while eating and resorted to using her hands to send the chicken to her stomach’s court of tribunal.

• His dad was a loud type always broadcasting every little thing they owned. Man said he bought PS3 for N700k. I could help but hate him immediately.

• She brags she's big and beautiful in school only for me to track her home to see the clay house they live in.

That wasn't a problem cos I wasn't rich either. The problem was she lied her parents were people she always come to help.

• Called her Shelly for a year as she told me was her name only to find out she had no English name. I felt betrayed. Couldn't start calling her Anurika.

• Back in school, after using the toilet and not flushing, I lied I never used it not even use it. I stood on my right that I have never used the toilet. What sold me out was my shoe print. I cried literally behind doors that day. Everyone was just going to see the yams I deposited and bi like “na dis fine boy shit this thing?”

..even my crush.

...even one girl I verily hated.

• My pal stole my food and lied even when I showed him a video I hid on him. He insisted it was photoshopped. I feared him that day. He even threatened to sue me for defamation of character.

Only me kuku just die the matter. E so shock me.

Pls share yours.
Go to school, study hard so that you can get a secure high paying job with benefits.

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Re: What Is The Greatest Lie You Ever Told Or Someone Told You? Share Experiences by PotatoSalad(m): 2:25pm On Nov 05, 2020
She couldn't save my contact cos her phone memory was full.


100,000 contacts with all contact field data won't take more than 2 MB of storage.


Olodo

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Re: What Is The Greatest Lie You Ever Told Or Someone Told You? Share Experiences by sammuell(m): 2:29pm On Nov 05, 2020
chatinent:
• Because of the rise in the price of goods, sb just said he bought about four tomatoes for six hundred Naira. I just dey here dey watch the guy for mouth dey wonder how e dey lie.

• She told me she doesn't eat rice without fork, knife and spoon together only for her to misplace them while eating and resorted to using her hands to send the chicken to her stomach’s court of tribunal.

• His dad was a loud type always broadcasting every little thing they owned. Man said he bought PS3 for N700k. I could help but hate him immediately.

• She brags she's big and beautiful in school only for me to track her home to see the clay house they live in.

That wasn't a problem cos I wasn't rich either. The problem was she lied her parents were people she always come to help.

• Called her Shelly for a year as she told me was her name only to find out she had no English name. I felt betrayed. Couldn't start calling her Anurika.

• Back in school, after using the toilet and not flushing, I lied I never used it not even use it. I stood on my right that I have never used the toilet. What sold me out was my shoe print. I cried literally behind doors that day. Everyone was just going to see the yams I deposited and bi like “na dis fine boy shit this thing?”

..even my crush.

...even one girl I verily hated.

• My pal stole my food and lied even when I showed him a video I hid on him. He insisted it was photoshopped. I feared him that day. He even threatened to sue me for defamation of character.

Only me kuku just die the matter. E so shock me.
So you mean person tell u all this lies


Pls share yours.
Re: What Is The Greatest Lie You Ever Told Or Someone Told You? Share Experiences by Powerfly(f): 2:29pm On Nov 05, 2020
The biggest lie i've told is.. My dad is late. But i don't feel remorseful about it.

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Re: What Is The Greatest Lie You Ever Told Or Someone Told You? Share Experiences by Kentuforchrist(m): 2:29pm On Nov 05, 2020
Nigeria vs india

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Re: What Is The Greatest Lie You Ever Told Or Someone Told You? Share Experiences by KingsleyCEO: 2:29pm On Nov 05, 2020
The one I told: I love Buhari!

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Re: What Is The Greatest Lie You Ever Told Or Someone Told You? Share Experiences by PotatoSalad(m): 2:30pm On Nov 05, 2020
Powerfly:
The biggest lie i've told is.. My dad is late. But i don't feel remorseful about it.
You'd still miss him when he's gone.

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Re: What Is The Greatest Lie You Ever Told Or Someone Told You? Share Experiences by Bondinus(m): 2:31pm On Nov 05, 2020
My then girlfriend went out on a date with an Indian man on Valentine's day, when I found out as she was begging, she told me "I was the only black man she loved"

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Re: What Is The Greatest Lie You Ever Told Or Someone Told You? Share Experiences by Mrlucky81(m): 2:32pm On Nov 05, 2020
chatinent:
• Because of the rise in the price of goods, sb just said he bought about four tomatoes for six hundred Naira. I just dey here dey watch the guy for mouth dey wonder how e dey lie.

• She told me she doesn't eat rice without fork, knife and spoon together only for her to misplace them while eating and resorted to using her hands to send the chicken to her stomach’s court of tribunal.

• His dad was a loud type always broadcasting every little thing they owned. Man said he bought PS3 for N700k. I could help but hate him immediately.

• She brags she's big and beautiful in school only for me to track her home to see the clay house they live in.

That wasn't a problem cos I wasn't rich either. The problem was she lied her parents were people she always come to help.

• Called her Shelly for a year as she told me was her name only to find out she had no English name. I felt betrayed. Couldn't start calling her Anurika.

• Back in school, after using the toilet and not flushing, I lied I never used it not even use it. I stood on my right that I have never used the toilet. What sold me out was my shoe print. I cried literally behind doors that day. Everyone was just going to see the yams I deposited and bi like “na dis fine boy shit this thing?”

..even my crush.

...even one girl I verily hated.

• My pal stole my food and lied even when I showed him a video I hid on him. He insisted it was photoshopped. I feared him that day. He even threatened to sue me for defamation of character.

Only me kuku just die the matter. E so shock me.

Pls share yours.
Even all this nonsense wey you write put here na lie

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Re: What Is The Greatest Lie You Ever Told Or Someone Told You? Share Experiences by Powerfly(f): 2:33pm On Nov 05, 2020
Sonnobax15:
Ok
have you tried bending down just to look in between your legs in the market ?

you can try dat and come back and testify if you saw ghosts or not..

use a white hankerchief that no one has touched. Drop it on the ground and bend as if u want to pick it while looking in between your legs.

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Re: What Is The Greatest Lie You Ever Told Or Someone Told You? Share Experiences by Fountainofyouth(f): 2:34pm On Nov 05, 2020
BigDawsNet:
I met a young lawyer.. She's tough and too classy... I lied I was a lawyer too so she can give me attention... Thank God I know lots about laws and order apart from the books of constitutional... She's was too into me and I had to confess I'm a Scientist and I'm with d[b] I.S.I.S[/b] International Specialist Internet Systems... well she kinda give me another chance... But no more lies grin



A lady once said she's single, just to date me..

I ran some background check on her and realized she's married but her hubby is on restriction order...

I just comot face...


When I saw the bolded, my mind went to ISIS the terrorist group lol

So are you single right now, don't lie.

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Re: What Is The Greatest Lie You Ever Told Or Someone Told You? Share Experiences by Powerfly(f): 2:34pm On Nov 05, 2020
PotatoSalad:
You'd still miss him when he's gone.
I wish i would. I hope i do.

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Re: What Is The Greatest Lie You Ever Told Or Someone Told You? Share Experiences by jojothaiv(m): 2:36pm On Nov 05, 2020
ForestHill:
Interviews sounds like a confession, they are positive anyway; I don't ghost people, I do tell them in their faces that I don't want to see them. I'm disciplined and conscious of every indication I receive. I don't need to go in details.
MAN
Re: What Is The Greatest Lie You Ever Told Or Someone Told You? Share Experiences by Sonnobax15(m): 2:37pm On Nov 05, 2020
Powerfly:


use a white hankerchief that no one has touched. Drop it on the ground and bend as if u want to pick it while looking in between your legs.
Stop na,do you want someone's child to come and be running rat race in the market upandan ?
Re: What Is The Greatest Lie You Ever Told Or Someone Told You? Share Experiences by Burruchaga71(m): 2:37pm On Nov 05, 2020
That Jesus is coming soon

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Re: What Is The Greatest Lie You Ever Told Or Someone Told You? Share Experiences by Brightgem(f): 2:37pm On Nov 05, 2020
Stephenomozzy:
grin

An elder friend who I respected told a 19yr old me that he had secured a 500k design and print contract for me ( I had just started a small biz). He had me print samples, draft proposals, and everything. Baba started posting me upandan, collecting mobilization from me. Scheduling and rescheduling appointments.

Las las......It dawned on me Nigga was lying. Hehe....I tried all respectable ways, him no wan refund me.....Then Sweet African mother heard of it. na she help me do debt-recovery grin
writing aside graphics might be a cool side Hustle for you. This was an interesting short story.

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