Wetin man eye no go see, Na spa I see for signpost o, come enter finish see babes dey harass male customers. Make I run commot before them tell me to commot trouser. I.d, na wa for your customer service o.

^^

El Guapo:

They say women's bodies
are like a wonderland -- Efe
yours is more like a
football field because it's
100 yards and a lot of
black dudes have sprained
their ankle on it, now am a gentleman and u berra admit to that, for gawd sake u cant possibly expect moi to jump out unclothed frm nowhere and start flinging ma odegwu, ma rod, ma Young moses, Efemena ma Prick! U cant be serious

all that na long tori!

u nor sabi the golden rule for business? The customer is always right!

Now make me a satisfied customer & off with your towel! off! Off!! OFF!!!

Idowuogbo:

Guapo kaii u 4 no open moutH fully talk such decimals,efe will kill u 2day u berra of your boxers and harlem shake your wully for her abeg I wan retain my customer loyalty amadi Bleep

Madam de Madam - na so we see am now!

abeg make you tell am jor! else moi is not a satisfied customer and I want my money back!

and if I commot - I go carry ma girl friends go see the competition across the road

^ Lol

@ Efe, Hun but it aint advisable for me to view this 'Structure' wivout contacting its service provider, it wld be considered illegal manuevaring and u might likely head for one of the nearest prisons here to spend the nite

So whats ur take?

^^ I'll take ma chances otherwise this is ma take on the matter:

1. Gimme my money back - I want a full refund plus an extra 50% on top for services denied 

2. Gimme your official complaint form - I wan complain about the customer services 

3. I wan carry my grgrievanceo the Customer Consumer Watchdog

4. I wan tell ID say moi nor go branch hia again

but if you bend to my demand - then er. . .we fit reach an agreement - what d'you say?? 

Emm. . . I wouldn't like seeing the company lose a huge sum

* Gets ready to pull down shorts *

But u sure u're ready to witness this heavenly eyesore??

I dont want to be held responsible for any sort of long or short eye problem or even blindness oo

^^Lol!!

Okay, hang on - make I postpone this torture small for you

I get lots 'n lots of > 70 year old granny friends in dire need of a man

dem go pay triple for this show. . .watcha say??

Ooooooh goody! Show's about to begin I see. Gud evening

Evening Yinka

El's promising us a show of a lifetime!! this one - I nor go miss

where the rest of the girl gang sef??

Gudevenin Yink, hope u went to Church?

@ Efe, Grannies?? Ohh mehn, i never told u that i dont do mamas, only their wrinkles put ma rod at a half mast!

no half measure man - full mast or I carry out ma earlier threat

now pls put on some funky music!!

I like Funky

Thinking *_{Hmmmm wud dat bald headed Guapo knw wat funky is? *}

@ Efe, hun Yeah full mast for sweet 18's like u, but for the Grannies to get that Xclusive Package i strongly dont see it happening - one cant beat nature

@ Chi, U like 'funky' huh ?? And u're sure ur mom is aware?

@Guapo

Ok now i'm certain u dnt knw wat funky is

Gap-O

see the bolded print

abi make I call madam ID for you??

Efemena_xy:

^^Lol!!

Okay, hang on - make I postpone this torture small for you

I get lots 'n lots of > 70 year old granny friends in dire need of a man

dem go pay triple for this show. . .watcha say??

I go tell ID say you nor wan make profit for this spa business

just close your eyes whilst doing your magic - and all'll flow naturally

@ Efe, truly truly! Now i see Y ma broda had to take the earliest departing flight frm your life. . . Dis how u force 24 unto 70 abi?? Am covered by the blood of Jesu!

@ Chi, hun u really dnt know why i wanted to know if your mom is aware, i dnt tink she'ld be hapi to realise that her 12 yrs old daughter [yet to be a teen] knows what 'funky' is

Hamid O:

Wetin man eye no go see, Na spa I see for signpost o, come enter finish see babes dey harass male customers. Make I run commot before them tell me to commot trouser. I.d, na wa for your customer service o.

mr oga u 2 analytical mehhhhn!!, na one off now dats d service my able customer efeunited dey enjoy , a bit of flesh excites agein women no 2blame me jus tryin to meet a margin of safety for the establishment

@elgua
Bobo flash dis woman now, al u Nid is to flash dat ur cumba for 1 second trust me ambulance. Go carry oxygen come give am sure she will pass out

Sorry I had to leave yesterdae, what did I miss?

^ U missed that creature, i divulged it

@ Id, hun mi, i no get money naa to assist an unscheduled funeral! Let her be, maybe Grand Papa Bones go come show am the old good ways

hehehe yes o papa bones would soon arrive in the spa efe , cool temper

Lol. Why u con turn Èfe to wan kain old woman? I no lyk am oh.

*opens door, hmm dis bar's too local 4 a big boi lyk me, slams door while headin out*

*opens door, hmm dis bar's too local 4 a big boi lyk me, slams door while headin out*

^ Itz awryt luv we understand u cnt afford it

Henry46:

*opens door, hmm dis bar's too local 4 a big boi lyk me, slams door while headin out*

eyah dont u no d definition of spa , i can see dey don't exist in kaduna .let me help u bar and spa na 2 different tin Tochukwu

Dnt blame d poor boy Id.

Idowuogbo:

eyah dont u no d definition of spa , i can see dey don't exist in kaduna .let me help u bar and spa na 2 different tin Tochukwu

hehehehehe a spa, with no modern health givein properties? I bet dis's d worse spa i've been to. I mistook ur spa 4 a bar due to d drunk-lookin fellow i saw inside, no offense.

Idowuogbo:

eyah dont u no d definition of spa , i can see dey don't exist in kaduna .let me help u bar and spa na 2 different tin Tochukwu

hehehehehe a spa, with no modern health givein properties? I bet dis's d worse spa i've been to. I mistook ur spa 4 a bar due to d drunk-lookin fellow i saw inside, no offense.

chi-baby:

^ Itz awryt luv we understand u cnt afford it

ahh!! Sweery, i'm d rishest kid in 9ja. I can buy u a modern keke-napep wif ur name(chi baby) written all over d ride, dat'll save u d stress of chaseing after a mollue everyday. Do u need my numba n address?

Badosky Snr, Wia my name

Danny baby I modified already
Come down stairs I wanna give u a. Nice body to body massage forr locking dat thread, u deserve a nice relaxin session

Danii I don't want a joint, I want a spa plLs change it bck haba y joint can we relax rada dan shayo always omuti leyin ni
Jeeeeez arrrrrghhhhhh