I happened to stumble on Nairaland rules. .go and check it. .no pornography or writing that implies sexual act

MOVE THIS THREAD TO SEXUALITY SECTION PLEASE MODs

^^Okay now,  This is getting irritating, Is it just about this thread, your thread been deleted or something else,  Take it easy bro. We all are trying to have fun abeg. You've done well in passing your info, its better u leave it at that

Chykason:

I happened to stumble on Nairaland rules. .go and check it. .no indecency or writing that implies sexual act

MOVE THIS THREAD TO SEXUALITY SECTION PLEASE MODs

Chykason warritdo hommie?
Who ah fi vex u lyk suh?

Hamid i Heard that ID refuted to his [Chykason] wish for an N.l sex, since then he's gone Gaga at anything partaining to Idowu

Am begining to pity the lad, but ma anger be say em don carry em spit chase peepz like Tz, Yinka, Efemena and even Id herself away, am just secured at the moment cos am wearing a helmet
Emm. . . Hamid u nko?? Aren't u feeling these floods?

Chi-baby, i'm good. Na she find me come. Imagine going offline & hearin irritatin things about you. .

Keep bleeding keep keep bleeding in love


Dude listen u can rant and rave all u like no1  cares about wot u feel . One person moaning doesnt close d site, u sure takin ur thread to heart if not y is an invisible character  pissin u off  oh boi wake up and smell d  egusii u bcumin  irritatin folks don't send u . U dey menstrate y ur hormones going gaga listen I wouldn't exchange anymore  words wiv u as ur aim is to derail and obviously u want dem to move it so u fit open asewo beer parlour abi , no stress let ben and dani decide plss stop screaming u dsturbing seun.

@all
Plsss and plss can u warn ur human right activists to cool his nerves and not direct any insultive words to me or else he wud get served for the"Lord Supper"

Anyways bck to topic

Hi chikala,guapo,badosky jnr and hamid are u guys ready for ur hot oil treatments

El Guapo:

Hamid i Heard that ID refuted to his [Chykason] wish for an N.l sex, since then he's gone Gaga at anything partaining to Idowu

Am begining to pity the lad, but ma anger be say em don carry em spit chase peepz like Tz, Yinka, Efemena and even Id herself away, am just secured at the moment cos am wearing a condom helmet
Emm. . . Hamid u nko?? Aren't u feeling these floods?

wia? You try small

Chykason:

Chi-baby, i'm good. Na she find me come. Imagine going offline & hearin irritatin things about you. .

offline kwa? who is the 'she' u talkin abwt? ? U mean ID sed stuff abwt u offline?

Idowuogbo:


[b]Hi chikala,[/b]guapo,badosky jnr and hamid are u guys ready for your hot oil treatments

U and ur name selectionz. . . . terrible
I'm ready but hu is attending to me?

Idowu,
let me tell you. .you have talent in sexuality, but obviously not in Joke section.
Becomrich, d only graduate of electricity engineering posts in politics section. Go and check his posts, he mixes politics wit talks about joining South-West to Benin republic which is so funny. .
Gunpoint is another silly joker we have here. Dig up his posts and check. I'm sure you will learn and flow here. .

Check all my posts. .i am diplomatic. .i tell you what is the fact. .

This is joke section not sexuality section.

You can't create humor and can't post one.

Hey chibAby don bring dat flex offline ke I saBi d mAlware plS give me. A break u no me berrA.

Chyk pls Stop. DerAiling or. Get oUt. Tseeew
U don't nid to tel me how to use my swaagaa cus am not teaching u how to use urs . If I wasn't dat funny I wudnt b a runner up last year

Chibaby. Go. 2. Room 55 deres massus dere wAitin on u.  Nne

Idowuogbo:

Hey chibAby don bring dat flex offline ke I saBi d mAlware plS give me. A break u no me berrA.

Chyk pls Stop. DerAiling or. Get oUt. Tseeew
U don't nid to tel me how to use my swaagaa cus am not teaching u how to use urs . If I wasn't dat funny I wudnt b a runner up last year

and because of a simple poll you think you're funny?
But sorry, it means you rigged it. Cos judging by your post, you're just damn too erotic
It's true this thread is offtopic but it is offsection first of all.
Sorry, i don't need a BJ or massage.
**SMH**

Moderators, please move this thread!
We're here to crack jokes not see El-Guapo's 9 inches peniiis or Idowu's red arse

Chykason get a grip naw geeiz! U dnt hve to reply errting uno  
Let the thread flow plss leaving behind differences
Longtym. Come with me to room 55 for our Hottt oil treatment

Thanks Chyk 4 al d info provided. I dnt want u to leave here,cos u'r makin up 4 Id's lack of jokes. U're d joke here dude.

Idowuogbo:


Anyways bck to topic

Hi chikala,guapo,badosky jnr and hamid are u guys ready for your hot oil treatments

Nop, thank you. Just passing by and heard people yelling, had to test my conflict resolution skills. Lol, Anyway me and my swthrt fit show Later, Keep treating your customers well though,

HAmid no problem .thAnks. For d loyAllty wud b expectin u and ur princess hopefully weeknd
TakiA u b gud

@yincus
Aren't u having ur treatments Anymore .ignore plss

@chyk
1st Warning do not. Direct any insultive post to Me plss

Bck to topic
I wud b coming round wiv chocolate cookies y'al, would u like coffee and cocoyam wiv it 2

chi-baby:

Chykason get a grip naw geeiz! U dnt hve to reply errting uno  
Let the thread flow plss leaving behind differences  
Longtym. Come with me to room 55 for our Hottt oil treatment  

chi-baby, why izit da u dont av problem @ all?

Idowu,
check my posts. .i've never called u names. .
You started this and only you can end this

Id,thanks jare. Chyk, no vex. I no wan diss u, na u cause am. U get points but sumtyms u just v to let tins go. Oya, Id n Chyk cum hug yaself *draws d two of dem 2geda. There, there, dat wasn't so hard,was it?*

yinkalink:

Thanks Chyk 4 al d info provided. I dnt want u to leave here,cos u'r makin up 4 Id's lack of jokes.

**no comments**

Chykason:

chi-baby, why izit da u dont av problem @ all?

Why make a fuss abwt something da doesnt add or deduct from my life presently and in the future?
No I dnt hve a problem and I think u shud jus leave wateva.  
Da whole thing is gettin irritating and itz disrupting da thread. PLsss

yinkalink:

Id,thanks jare. Chyk, no vex. I no wan diss u, na u cause am. U get points but sumtyms u just v to let tins go. Oya, Id n Chyk come hug yaself *draws d two of dem 2geda. There, there, dat wasn't so hard,was it?*

diss reach 2moro. .i don't care. .i won't diss back. .you know why? . .it will make you feel bad for dissing me. .simple

Dat wasn't dissin,dat was settling tins.

* Taking his leave, then meets a padestrain outside *

Can u imagine Mr that i after a torrid half day's work at El marca i came in to have a hot bath and then some massage, but lo n behold a reproachable preacher was at the doorpost counselling on what he dubbed 'MOVE THIS THREAD TO SEXUALITY'

Am pissed off mehn!

El, pls dont worsen tins.

@idowu;this place too dull nau!We the customers in here are getting pissed off.Na wa ooo.
Because of u dem open complain thread.Na wa ooooo

Bright do me a favour stop playin smart I refuse to render any service to u , u indiirectly posting rude commeNt. Na by force I don't wanna. Collabo wiV u . U twofaced.

WooW. DiD he really open a complaiNt thread on me linkkk plsss gush I so love. Dis. DraMa so. Entertainin am d real badosky to ba ri mi won Beri worra an honor. Chyk

@elguapo
Babe come bck pls am here for u . Do u nid a massage ur muscle must ache from a hard day

See this one,who need your service?Red arse,dangling penis e.t.c na wetin u sabi b dat.Almost 350 replies no iota of laugh inside.IF joke no b ur talent,gurl koshi kuro make better person enter there.Imagine a disgrace to the Jokers bar

You continue to hide from the truth but you can't.
Don't even try to send me any e-mail of your red-coloured hot arse. .you can't bribe me with dat. .
Go Joke school, you no 'gree. Go private center, you no 'gree.
Na must say u go post joke?

Jeez! AAAARRGHHH. . . ;( ;( ;( ;(

Wowziiie sTill cursing @ me

2nd wArning to both do not. Direct any insultiVe comment to me plssss

Wetin u go do RED ARSE.Na so others dey handle dis place na him u see am collect?
U berra go learn how to crack joke b4 we start to dey booooooo u