@Bright!!

you be Waffi??!!

@efe:mama na waffi papa na Benin

^^Ohhhhhhhh!!!!

so u be ma brother now!!

Topic of another day,4 now its 007. $ yinka going to the executive lounge of this glamorous bar

^^ na shy girl now!

Will u let go of my hand? Silly boi. Sori to burst ur bubble but i dnt rol lyk dat.

^^GBAM!!

Who fal down yakata?

**007 drags her hand and collects the keys to room 666***
Goodnight everybody

*snatches my hand* g'nyt all

Opens bar. .staggers swaggers in. .singing worship song, cuts short. .smiling. .enough to eat. .enough booze. .menu's tight. .reminisces about yesterday. .those pretty faces. .efe & yinka. .remembers today's Sunday. .cuts short. .continues singing worship songs. .

Collects d remote control, tunes d 72" SONY BRAVIA PLASMA TV. .only church programmes. .tunes AL-JAZEERA. .libyan crisis. .ghadaffi . .ons d dvd player. .Lady Gaga's track_Allejandro . .
Collects schnapp Squadron bottle. .takes 2 shot. .coughs a little. .i feel good mehn!!

***opens door $ walks out of E.L,uses elevator to the ground floor.walks majestically into main bar***
Uummmmm, manager u hav got a nice place in here.it was really heaven on earth coupled with the ayanbga dat we did vigil together.I can testify dat she is a good prayer warrior.ummm bartender,see u later in d evening,
***highlights into his Escalade $ zooms off***

nonsense and ingredients

So long bro. .lerra
<<thinking>> a prayer warrior what's he done Well imma hear what she haz 2 say. .
**sets d AC to max. .this kain hot weather sef . .walks around a little. .adjusts my cowboy cap . .brings out a pack of St Barnabas Menthol Cigarette from under tiger-fur coat. .lights it. .smokes. .pufffff
i'm lovin this

Idowuogbo:

nonsense and ingredients

ID, dat's d television u are talkin to. .
anywayz, welcome 2 d spa bar. .wetin we go offer u

**just passing by. . .**

**looks from d window as she passes by. .adjusts my spec. .remembers d tight evening sales . .gears up. .dresses up d tables. .places the shot tumbler on d table. .adjusts my tie. .couple of shots of dry gin 501 dark rum**
this feels good. .

Hmm. Interesting!

watz da topic here

Oga. .u mean d menu? . .well. .we sell fried ducks, coconut beans, kpomo, 404, booze, cigars, etc
place ur orders

lysaa:

Hmm. Interesting!

uhmmm. . .sisi welcome, werrin u wan take?

I want my usual Devil on Horseback with a shot of Bloody Mary

hmm - this menu of yours looks good - what's tonight's specials?

but er. . .I'd like some Suya with lots of dried pepper, onions and tomatoes - and a chilled bottle of Miranda (for starters)

**'ope say nor be Tiko meat una use for the Suya so?**

Ok! you got it!
**checks d fridge. .a sexy bottle of miranda . .shuts it. .serves her d chilled soft drink**
there you go! errrr. . Suya how much

^^ thanks!!

Just enough suya to get me in the mood will do - I nor wan mess up my figure 8 

still waiting on my Devil on Horseback cocktail 

er. . .I haven't got the local currency - can I pay off my bills in advance with this??

**puts d suya sauce in a plate. .still hot from the fryin pan. .places it on her table. .goes over to d counter. .Devil on camelHorseback. .tips in a full tumbler. .**thinking. . .i hope dis can get her drunk? **. .gives her d wine. .

let d toast begin!

^^Lol!!

I just paid you in £££ and you nor wan acknowledge am?

and you forgot to add the shot of Bloody Mary to my Devil-on-Horseback

so tell me - what's the latest gist in town??

anything interesting??

Oops! oyinbo money. .me likey
**looks around 2 see whether any outsider is watchin. .hides it for fear of men of underworld. .goes to d counter. .takes d bottle of Bloody Martha Mary and a tips one shot**

errrrm. .ur shot of Bloody Mary. .ur favorite

^^thanks!!

**takes a big gulp and splutters!!**

oh my!!

Efemena_xy:

so tell me - what's the latest gist in town??

anything interesting??

yaaa!

bright007:

***opens door $ walks out of E.L,uses elevator to the ground floor.walks majestically into main bar***
Uummmmm, manager u hav got a nice place in here.it was really heaven on earth coupled with the ayanbga dat we did vigil together.I can testify dat she is a good prayer warrior.

where yinka dey na

Efemena_xy:

^^thanks!!

**takes a big gulp and splutters!!**

oh my!!

oh my my . .easy does it. .
**goes over to her. .uses her hanky. .cleans her nose. .mouth. .neck. . **
uhmmm. .sisi. .can i continue cleaning? :X

^^

you nor try at all!

if pessin dey choke - u 'spose give 'em a pat on the back

not smear my make-up

but that'll do - I'm fine now, thanks

so, you were about to give me that latest gist in town?