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Re: ::::::::: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint (season II) :::::::::::: by EfemenaXY: 11:49pm On Mar 12, 2011
@Bright!!

you be Waffi??!! shocked shocked shocked
Re: ::::::::: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint (season II) :::::::::::: by bright007(f): 11:51pm On Mar 12, 2011
@efe:mama na waffi papa na Benin
Re: ::::::::: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint (season II) :::::::::::: by EfemenaXY: 11:57pm On Mar 12, 2011
^^Ohhhhhhhh!!!!

so u be ma brother now!! cheesy cheesy
Re: ::::::::: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint (season II) :::::::::::: by bright007(f): 12:00am On Mar 13, 2011
Topic of another day,4 now its 007. $ yinka going to the executive lounge of this glamorous bar
Re: ::::::::: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint (season II) :::::::::::: by EfemenaXY: 12:02am On Mar 13, 2011
^^ na shy girl now!
Re: ::::::::: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint (season II) :::::::::::: by yinkalink(f): 12:03am On Mar 13, 2011
Will u let go of my hand? Silly boi. Sori to burst ur bubble but i dnt rol lyk dat.
Re: ::::::::: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint (season II) :::::::::::: by EfemenaXY: 12:04am On Mar 13, 2011
^^GBAM!! cheesy cheesy
Re: ::::::::: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint (season II) :::::::::::: by yinkalink(f): 12:06am On Mar 13, 2011
Who fal down yakata?
Re: ::::::::: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint (season II) :::::::::::: by bright007(f): 12:07am On Mar 13, 2011
**007 drags her hand and collects the keys to room 666***
Goodnight everybody
Re: ::::::::: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint (season II) :::::::::::: by yinkalink(f): 12:11am On Mar 13, 2011
*snatches my hand* g'nyt all
Re: ::::::::: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint (season II) :::::::::::: by Chykason(m): 10:05am On Mar 13, 2011
Opens bar. .staggers swaggers in. .singing worship song, cuts short. .smiling. .enough to eat. .enough booze. .menu's tight. .reminisces about yesterday. .those pretty faces. .efe & yinka. .remembers today's Sunday. .cuts short. .continues singing worship songs. .
Re: ::::::::: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint (season II) :::::::::::: by Chykason(m): 10:19am On Mar 13, 2011
Collects d remote control, tunes d 72" SONY BRAVIA PLASMA TV. .only church programmes. .tunes AL-JAZEERA. .libyan crisis. .ghadaffi shocked . .ons d dvd player. .Lady Gaga's track_Allejandro wink . .
Collects schnapp Squadron bottle. .takes 2 shot. .coughs a little. .i feel good mehn!! cool cool cool
Re: ::::::::: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint (season II) :::::::::::: by bright007(f): 10:34am On Mar 13, 2011
***opens door $ walks out of E.L,uses elevator to the ground floor.walks majestically into main bar***
Uummmmm, manager u hav got a nice place in here.it was really heaven on earth coupled with the ayanbga dat we did vigil together.I can testify dat she is a good prayer warrior.ummm bartender,see u later in d evening,
***highlights into his Escalade $ zooms off***
Re: ::::::::: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint (season II) :::::::::::: by Idowuogbo(f): 1:13pm On Mar 13, 2011
nonsense and ingredients tongue tongue tongue
Re: ::::::::: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint (season II) :::::::::::: by Chykason(m): 1:58pm On Mar 13, 2011
So long bro. .lerra wink
<<thinking>> a prayer warrior wink what's he done Well imma hear what she haz 2 say. . smiley
**sets d AC to max. .this kain hot weather sef cry. .walks around a little. .adjusts my cowboy cap smiley . .brings out a pack of St Barnabas Menthol Cigarette wink from under tiger-fur coat. .lights it. .smokes. .pufffff shocked
i'm lovin this cool cool cool
Re: ::::::::: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint (season II) :::::::::::: by Chykason(m): 2:08pm On Mar 13, 2011
Idowuogbo:

nonsense and ingredients tongue tongue tongue
ID, dat's d television u are talkin to. . tongue tongue tongue grin grin grin
anywayz, welcome 2 d spa bar. wink .wetin we go offer u cool cool cool
Re: ::::::::: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint (season II) :::::::::::: by EfemenaXY: 4:10pm On Mar 13, 2011
**just passing by. . .** tongue tongue
Re: ::::::::: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint (season II) :::::::::::: by Chykason(m): 7:14pm On Mar 13, 2011
**looks from d window as she passes by. .adjusts my spec. cool cool cool .remembers d tight evening sales cool. .gears up. .dresses up d tables. .places the shot tumbler on d table. .adjusts my tie. .couple of shots of dry gin 501 dark rum**
this feels good. .cool wink wink
Re: ::::::::: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint (season II) :::::::::::: by lysaa(f): 7:50pm On Mar 13, 2011
Hmm. Interesting!
Re: ::::::::: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint (season II) :::::::::::: by gidson12(m): 8:05pm On Mar 13, 2011
watz da topic here undecided
Re: ::::::::: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint (season II) :::::::::::: by Chykason(m): 8:25pm On Mar 13, 2011
Oga. .u mean d menu? . .well. .we sell fried ducks, coconut beans, kpomo, 404, booze, cigars, etc cool cool cool
place ur orders wink
Re: ::::::::: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint (season II) :::::::::::: by Chykason(m): 8:32pm On Mar 13, 2011
lysaa:

Hmm. Interesting!
uhmmm. . .sisi welcome, werrin u wan take? wink
Re: ::::::::: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint (season II) :::::::::::: by EfemenaXY: 10:13pm On Mar 13, 2011
I want my usual Devil on Horseback with a shot of Bloody Mary tongue tongue

hmm - this menu of yours looks good - what's tonight's specials?

but er. . .I'd like some Suya with lots of dried pepper, onions and tomatoes - and a chilled bottle of Miranda (for starters) cheesy

**'ope say nor be Tiko meat una use for the Suya so?** tongue tongue
Re: ::::::::: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint (season II) :::::::::::: by Chykason(m): 10:25pm On Mar 13, 2011
Ok! you got it!
**checks d fridge. .a sexy bottle of miranda wink . .shuts it. .serves her d chilled soft drink** cool
there you go! errrr. . Suya how much grin
Re: ::::::::: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint (season II) :::::::::::: by EfemenaXY: 10:35pm On Mar 13, 2011
^^ thanks!!

Just enough suya to get me in the mood will do - I nor wan mess up my figure 8  cheesy cheesy cheesy

still waiting on my Devil on Horseback cocktail  grin

er. . .I haven't got the local currency - can I pay off my bills in advance with this??

Re: ::::::::: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint (season II) :::::::::::: by Chykason(m): 10:49pm On Mar 13, 2011
**puts d suya sauce in a plate. .still hot from the fryin pan. .places it on her table. .goes over to d counter. .Devil on camelHorseback. .tips in a full tumbler. .**thinking. . .i hope dis can get her drunk? wink **. .gives her d wine. .

let d toast begin! cool cool
Re: ::::::::: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint (season II) :::::::::::: by EfemenaXY: 10:52pm On Mar 13, 2011
^^Lol!!

I just paid you in £££ and you nor wan acknowledge am?

and you forgot to add the shot of Bloody Mary to my Devil-on-Horseback wink grin

so tell me - what's the latest gist in town??

anything interesting?? smiley
Re: ::::::::: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint (season II) :::::::::::: by Chykason(m): 11:04pm On Mar 13, 2011
Oops! oyinbo money. .me likey smiley smiley
**looks around 2 see whether any outsider is watchin. .hides it for fear of men of underworld. .goes to d counter. .takes d bottle of Bloody Martha Mary and a tips one shot**

errrrm. .ur shot of Bloody Mary. .ur favorite cool cool
Re: ::::::::: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint (season II) :::::::::::: by EfemenaXY: 11:11pm On Mar 13, 2011
^^thanks!!

**takes a big gulp and splutters!!**

oh my!!

shocked shocked shocked shocked
Re: ::::::::: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint (season II) :::::::::::: by Chykason(m): 11:12pm On Mar 13, 2011
Efemena_xy:

so tell me - what's the latest gist in town??

anything interesting?? smiley
yaaa!
bright007:

***opens door $ walks out of E.L,uses elevator to the ground floor.walks majestically into main bar***
Uummmmm, manager u hav got a nice place in here.it was really heaven on earth coupled with the ayanbga dat we did vigil together.I can testify dat she is a good prayer warrior.
where yinka dey na cool cool wink
Re: ::::::::: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint (season II) :::::::::::: by Chykason(m): 11:21pm On Mar 13, 2011
Efemena_xy:

^^thanks!!

**takes a big gulp and splutters!!**

oh my!!

shocked shocked shocked shocked
oh my my shocked . .easy does it. . shocked
**goes over to her. .uses her hanky. .cleans her nose. .mouth. .neck. . wink **
uhmmm. .sisi. .can i continue cleaning? :X wink cool
Re: ::::::::: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint (season II) :::::::::::: by EfemenaXY: 11:25pm On Mar 13, 2011
^^ grin grin grin

you nor try at all!

if pessin dey choke - u 'spose give 'em a pat on the back

not smear my make-up tongue tongue tongue

but that'll do - I'm fine now, thanks

so, you were about to give me that latest gist in town? cool

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