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Expenses For The Month by desorlah(f): 5:43pm On Jun 27, 2007 |
Husband Writes to wife: Dearest Sweetheart I can't send my salary this month, so I am sending 100 kisses. You are my sweetheart. Your husband, Allen His wife replied back after some days to her husband: Dearest Sweetheart: Thanks for your 100 kisses, I am sending the expenses details. 1. The Milk man agreed on 2 kisses for one month's milk. 2. The electricity man only agreed after 7 kisses. 3. The landlord comes every day and takes two or three kisses instead of the rent. 4. Supermarket owner did not accept kisses only, so I have given him some other items, ? 5. Other expenses 40 kisses. Please don't worry about me, I have a remaining balance of 35 kisses and I hope I can complete the month using this balance. Shall I plan in the same way for next month? Please Advice!!! Your wife Ellen[/color][color=#990000][/color][color=#990000][/color][color=#990000][/color][color=#990000][/color][color=#990000][/color][color=#990000][/color][color=#990000][color=#990000][/color] |
Re: Expenses For The Month by bornbreed(m): 3:05pm On Jun 28, 2007 |
O Boi? a mans gatta pay his bills with cash or else, |
Re: Expenses For The Month by skyhadi16(m): 6:21pm On Jun 28, 2007 |
na wa o! |
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