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Expenses For The Month by desorlah(f): 5:43pm On Jun 27, 2007
Husband Writes to wife:


Dearest Sweetheart
I can't send my salary this month, so I am sending 100
kisses.
You are my sweetheart.
Your husband,
Allen



His wife replied back after some days to her husband:



Dearest Sweetheart:


Thanks for your 100 kisses, I am sending the expenses
details.


1. The Milk man agreed on 2 kisses for one month's
milk.


2. The electricity man only agreed after 7 kisses.


3. The landlord comes every day and takes two or three
kisses instead of the rent.


4. Supermarket owner did not accept kisses only, so I
have given him some other items, ?


5. Other expenses 40 kisses.
Please don't worry about me, I have a remaining
balance of 35 kisses and I hope I can complete the
month using this balance.


Shall I plan in the same way for next month?


Please Advice!!!




Your wife
Ellen
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Re: Expenses For The Month by bornbreed(m): 3:05pm On Jun 28, 2007
O Boi? a mans gatta pay his bills with cash or else,
Re: Expenses For The Month by skyhadi16(m): 6:21pm On Jun 28, 2007
na wa o! sad

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