pocohantas:


Or he is damn short.

Another pre-wedding photo, but NL relationship counsellors say people (MEN) are not marrying again.

HML to them. Such a beautiful bride...

Men are not marrying again remains a fact, poco.

flyingpig:
She is damn tall

No he is damn short

flyingpig:
She is damn tall

Nah..He is actually short

Davash222:

Men are not marrying again remains a fact, poco.

Davash, calm your coconut head and let someone treat you right. You’ll be here saying men are not marrying, till you call your friend one day and he gives you that “I no sure say I fit come, madam wants me to take her to the market”.

Calm your coconut head, Davash!!!

duduade:
Short man we will be here waiting

waiting for what

pocohantas:


Davash, calm that your coconut head and let someone treat you right. You’ll be here saying men are not marrying, till you call your friend on day and he gives you that “I no sure say I fit come, madam wants me to take her to the market”.

Calm your coconut head, Davash!!!

There's nothing a wife can do for me that a baby mama can not, even better. so, why enslaving myself?

southsouthking:
Which kind suit be dis self?
Not fitted, trouser too long.

I doubt if you know much about dressing. You don't know jack about cooperate dressings. All u know is the malian nonsense, wearing your trousers on ur lap n opening the dirty yellow boxer for the public. With a six feet tall seakers

Davash222:

There's nothing a wife can do for me that a baby mama can not, even better. so, why enslaving myself?

If you want a babymama, fine. Just ensure she is on the same page with you- reduces the drama.

pocohantas:


If you want a babymama, fine. Just ensure she is on the same page with you- reduces the drama.

How far with that vegetable girl on a low cut?

Davash222:

How far with that vegetable girl on a low cut?

She is fine. Still selling vegetables.

pocohantas:

She is fine. Still selling vegetables.

Lol.
my utmost regards to her

God when I'm tired abeg my girlfriend chidinma I hope you will marry me o.

Wahala be like keke napep for niggas wey no get fine wife...


*Yeh who stone me*

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IGBO PEOPLE and BLEACHING are like POLICE and #20.
E black when e small, but e don fair now

Chairman it will end in tears is here

Jesus isn't that Jennifer my crush??

*I believe Yoruba can take a queue from here!*

HOW "EZE NDIGBO RIVERS" DETHRONED HIMSELF LAST NIGHT

Something strange happened last night at the meeting between the South East Governors and Leaders, and the Governor of Rivers State held at the Banqeut Hall of the Rivers State Government House, Port Harcourt.

When the Governors arrived, they first had a meeting with the Governor Wike before proceeding to the Banqeut Hall for the enlarged meeting with the Igbo Community in Rivers State.
The expansive hall was packed to capacity and VIPs were already seated by the time the Governors arrived.

After the national anthem and introductory speeches, the first man that was invited to speak was a man dressed fully in the attire of a Traditional Ruler. He was introduced as EZE NDIGBO IN RIVERS STATE. I have forgotten his name now. He went on and on and on. He then said that the Governor had been doing very well, except that he was yet to look in the direction of his palace in terms of support. The crowd of people there expressed disappointment and disapproval with that statement. The murmurs were loud.
"Is that why we are here?" People kept asking in Igbo language. This man sef... This man sef.

When it was time for Governor Wike to talk, he spoke and spoke and then faced the direction of the EZEIGBO.
He said "I heard someone here talking about palace. I don't want to hear that thing again. You don't have any palace here. We have palaces of recognized traditional rulers in Rivers State. How can you leave your community and come to Port Harcourt to have a palace? Have you seen any Rivers man anywhere claiming to have palace outside Rivers State?

The crowd erupted in approval.

When the Governor of Ebonyi State rose to speak, he also addressed the issue. He said that in his state, no person is allowed to come from outside the State and claim to be a Traditional Ruler and build a palace in Ebonyi State. He said that the only recognized Traditional Rulers in the State are those chosen by their native communities. He restated the position of the Ohaneze Ndigbo against our people who go to other states and claim traditional rulership. According to him, Traditional Rulership in Igboland is a serious aspect of our culture and cannot be moved outside the native homes of the people.

The crowd clapped and clapped.

The man's head was bowed. He didn't know whether to leave or stay.

One woman sitting close to me said to herself... Ehee...that is what he deserves. I don't even know who made him our Eze here. I knew he would talk himself into trouble one day. Ntoor ya ngaahu!
She sounded like an Owerri woman.

My people, thats how the man came to the meeting as an Eze and left the meeting as an ordinary person.

Na waa o!

At times, closing your mouth is better o.

flyingpig:
She is damn tall

She's not tall like u think, uchemba is short remember!

What about his twin sister? We never hear about her.

DNA9:


I doubt if you know much about dressing. You don't know jack about cooperate dressings. All u know is the malian nonsense, wearing your trousers on ur lap n opening the dirty yellow boxer for the public. With a six feet tall seakers

Rules of a classic suit.

1. Age 10-50, Never let the suit trouser too bogus or go beyond the ankle.

2. Age 10-50, Never let the under wear sleeve too big and long, maximum 3cm exposing the cuff little or not.

3. Age 10-50, never let the suit button go down beyond the navel, let your navel be the measurement of your button except you are sowing a breast suit or a double button suit.

4. Never use an Odd colour suit for a pre wedding photo, unless you are going for a dinner party.

5. Never call someone a malian or a dirty guy if you don't know their occupation.
Not all guys have a single and dirty boxers like you.
There are guys you don't even catch unfresh.

If na babe now dem Go say she marry her father . Now what’s this ? Her son?

Happy married life to the couple.





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adoyi8:
I feel old

You are

Humanoid01:
Everybody thought this guy would end up with Princess Nnenna Orji lol.

... name-dropper . Off the mic

So lovely...congratulations

pocohantas:


Let’s count together. You’ll see how many you will count this week on NL, which is not a photo site sef. If we take the count to IG, Facebook and Bella Naija weddings... our abacus go break.

When we go enter studio shoot our own photo?

flyingpig:


3 ways to show you have genderized my reply

1. You attacked the male

2. You ignited a marital gender war on this thread

3. You complimented ONLY the bride

if u reason poco matter, u go just run mad for ur oen good, next time, ignore her..

LINTUNE:
if u reason poco matter, u go just run mad for ur oen good, next time, ignore her..

An underrated advice. This must come from a place of experience, lmao!

0KNM:


When we go enter studio shoot our own photo?

2025, by then I will be 43. If that is okay by you, let’s work towards it.

pocohantas:


2025, by then I will be 43. If that is okay by you, let’s work towards it.

Which teeth I wan take chop your hard kponmo? Abi how I wan take beat your drum sound? Fear God o