punisha:




U must be some lucky lady.

I was lucky to have met the ones that weren't crazy, they were also lucky to have met me that isn't crazy. We were all lucky

SILENTandSMART2:





Aswear down my sister,

I thought nah only me get shocked,


People dey nairaland aswear

How will you be licking tears , peaple don't fear God anytime they wanna lie at all,

Dat girl issa character, she get chin chin for brain

Hahahaha be hyperventilating on my matter, I think you're the ex sef, Asinwin.

Fountainofyouth:
I lost a very close aunt, my ex was with me, I was crying deeply, more like wailing, the whole of my face was dripping wet, this dude started petting and kissing my face, he kissed abi licked everything till it was dry, I understand the obsession and the need to make me stop crying, but why the hell will you lick my face? I was disgusted, that was the beggining of a nightmare in the relationship.....

Come, you & Lai Mohammed family?


Onírọ́ burúkú

Fountainofyouth:



Hahahaha be hyperventilating on my matter, I think you're the ex sef, Asinwin.

Jesu!!! Your ex is a nairalander?

SarutobiEky:
pardon me to ask. Was your ex a dog? I mean why the lick?

I never knew love/obsession can make someone do stupid things until I met the dude.

Moferere:


Come, you & Lai Mohammed family?


Onírọ́ burúkú

I know it hurts that a guy can do something like that, Pele.

Fountainofyouth:



I never knew love/obsession can make someone do stupid things until I met the dude.

that's not love ma'am. Dude is possessed o

luminouz:



Jesu!!! Your ex is a nairalander?

I think it's the guy I quoted na, cos I don't understand why he is always on my matter.

Fountainofyouth:



I know it hurts that a guy can do something like that, Pele.

Come off it jàre, I am your ex, nothing like that happened between us before I discharged you.

You are just chasing clout

Fountainofyouth:



Hahahaha be hyperventilating on my matter, I think you're the ex sef, Asinwin.

Lol I'm not your ex


Moreover , please don't call me asinwin again,


Yunno get joy at all


Wetin cause asinwin now,

Have a nice day

Fountainofyouth:



I think it's the guy I quoted na, cos I don't understand why he is always on my matter.

Lol... Nawa o...


Can't everyone just be cool ni? Broken romance or not, offline stuff shouldn't spill online.

Moferere:


Come off it jàre, I am your ex, nothing like that happened between us before I discharged you.

You are just chasing clout

Lol nl guys and the need to be associated with me, you are number 20 in line, stay there till it gets to your turn.

Fountainofyouth:



Lol nl guys and the need to be associated with me, you are number 20 in line, stay there till it gets to your turn.

Now wey I want cast you.
You don turn am to jokes abi?

punisha:




Ahhhh even u czarr.
Hehehehe....hardman like u run?! Ahhh

Hard man no dey dat one bros, before she use the same razor blade slice my diiick for sleep

Moferere:


Now wey I want cast you.
You don turn am to jokes abi?

Abeg cast ham

Though dem don cast her for one thread say she dey use other people's picture,


She don't have sense at all,



She said I'm her ex, lol, meee


Her mumu never end,

czarr:
Hard man no dey dat one bros, before she use the same razor blade slice my diiick for sleep

You love your diick that much hommie?

Well a girl I wanted to date called me 121 times when I left my phone at home and went to school(121 missed calls),and do you know her reason? She "just wanted to hear my voice". Na that time I know say the cement wey I dey use build the relationship, DEM NEED TO THIEF AM


_{tho not my ex}

Crazy or not, be the judge.

1. She would pay between N1m - N1.5m per year in Tithe, Offering and Seed to her church, but will always complain when her blood brother (who is a law graduate and waiting for NYSC) owe her N5,000. Gives her parent N100K cash gift once a year.

2. She went home once and came back (to tell me) that her pastor at home said she was going to be richer than me (in the future), and her parent were having second thoughts.

3. She made more than 4times my salary, but I was spending more on her.

Not so crazy to a lot of people, but completely wild to me. So I left the relationship.

EMEKUSBOY9:


Am also Pisces, and i will not go that far as u describe him. So stop the stereotype

it's obvious that you're a second decan pisces.. I never said every pisces guy goes about harrassing. But you guys are extremely jealous beings.. Especially the first decan.

Pancakeey:


Lol how did you end it with him?

It's been over 5 months now.. But this guy still comes to my yard to look for me. Everybody for area sabi our matter. I've told everyone that knows us to help me plead/warn him to stay away.. But he ends up telling them to come beg me. I don block and change my line tire. Today alone he called me more than 9 times and sent 6 messages. My cousin is saying.. I gave him 'kop-nor-mi.
he said he's ready to pay me to date him. That i don't need to be inlove with him, i should let him do the loving.
he says he wants to get to know the guy that i'm inlove with, my cousin's gf lied to him that i'm in a serious relationship with a guy. He says 'he's going to have a serious problem with the guy if the guy is nt better than him in all ramifications. This guy sabi say i too like woman but he no send.
The matter don tire me. I'm thinking of relocating.

She knowingly spoilt her phone, went on a sexcapade tour, came back and was asking me why I didn't ask her mom and siblings of her whereabouts. I said nothing. Simply activated ghostmode.

anochuko01:
We dated for two years and broke up coz of religious differences, and we were very cool even after break up and remained friends.

Suddenly she called me one day and started raining abuses on me, saying she regretted the day she knew me. I knew I did absolutely nothing and was surprised why she would do that. I kept my cool and tried asking what was wrong but she refused to talk, and even ignored my calls for weeks until I stopped calling her.

Two or three months after the incident she called and requested we do extra cool. Well, she apologized for what she did but refused to tell me what prompted it. I forgave her right away sha and we're still friends. This happened in 2012.

You should find out if you have a child with her.



#justsaying

KidDarkness:

Maybe he loves the taste of chemical salty water

Bb

Psych412:
that your ex na full grown German Shepherd dog.

why will he lick your face like a bingo.


nothing my ears won't hear or my eyes see.

Why u come pose like wiliwili for dp

Hmm Vaseline crew go don waste Vaseline for d dp tire

Powerfly:
Sammy has beaten not less than 3 guys because he felt they were making advances at me. I told this dude from the first day that i was into women.. That anything i did with guys were simply smokescreen dramas which i usually pull out when i'm bored and done..
but sammy went ahead to introduce me to his mum as the girl he wants to marry.
He gets so freaking jealous and says alot of hateful and harmful comments. Gosh! He even crys alot.
dude is a pisces nigga.
Water element signs are often obsessed with people they have feelings for..leading them to passion crimes.

Intrested in women

Disgust me

Taiwolus:
Crazy or not, be the judge.

1. She would pay between N1m - N1.5m per year in Tithe, Offering and Seed to her church, but will always complain when her blood brother (who is a law graduate and waiting for NYSC) owe her N5,000. Gives her parent N100K cash gift once a year.

2. She went home once and came back (to tell me) that her pastor at home said she was going to be richer than me (in the future), and her parent were having second thoughts.

3. She made more than 4times my salary, but I was spending more on her.

Not so crazy to a lot of people, but completely wild to me. So I left the relationship.

Csn you imagine she made more than you and spend more fod her

That can never be me bro, i teach my ladies how to spend on me too, by force an action i dont condole such nonsense particularly wen she earns more than i do, no way
The moment she forms strong head, i instantly bullshit her

Sixfeetbelle:


You should find out if you have a child with her.



#justsaying

Impossible.
We Never had sex

NiklauseFred:
Well a girl I wanted to date called me 121 times when I left my phone at home and went to school(121 missed calls),and do you know her reason? She "just wanted to hear my voice". Na that time I know say the cement wey I dey use build the relationship, DEM NEED TO THIEF AM


_{tho not my ex}

Slyzen:
She knowingly spoilt her phone, went on a sexcapade tour, came back and was asking me why I didn't ask her mom and siblings of her whereabouts. I said nothing. Simply activated ghostmode.

You knew about this for sure or u had the feelings she went on a sexcapade?

One of my ex said that she prays that her future husband never gets rich so that he won't have any spare money to cheat......Me that can't afford to be poor. Mo ya look away

Edeyoung:

Why u come pose like wiliwili for dp
Hmm Vaseline crew go don waste Vaseline for d dp tire

this wan done pass vaseline matter
na Pomade crew full nairaland this days

Taiwolus:
Crazy or not, be the judge.

1. She would pay between N1m - N1.5m per year in Tithe, Offering and Seed to her church, but will always complain when her blood brother (who is a law graduate and waiting for NYSC) owe her N5,000. Gives her parent N100K cash gift once a year.

2. She went home once and came back (to tell me) that her pastor at home said she was going to be richer than me (in the future), and her parent were having second thoughts.

3. She made more than 4times my salary, but I was spending more on her.

Not so crazy to a lot of people, but completely wild to me. So I left the relationship.

...smells like she attends Christ Embassy.