armyofone:

why no personal questions like wifey, children, girlfriend etc or they cleaned that part out?


when i read abt Mr. facebook, they let us know abt his girlfriend. this kind mind game sef na wa

ifyalways:

LMAO

You no dey bring full voltage current . . .Ika = half current. 

Sagamite:

Dream on, dreamer!

High Tech VC firms are pouring millions of dollars and hiring the best brains from Stanford, MIT, Caltech, Imperial, IIT, GeorgiaTech etc to try and compete and are failing and you are saying a one-man band in Nigeria with inverter to help supply power will compete with Facebook.

Why don't you go into the Cement industry and compete with Dangote? Or go and compete in investment with Warren Buffet? Self Defeat?

The guy no wan armed robbers knocking on his door. 

sandra:
SEUN: I remember when I first realised that revolts by old members couldn’t kill the site because of the constant influx of new members.  This, coupled with stress from the rapid growth of the site, led me to adopt a Buhari-style approach to managing the forum, which tarnished my reputation quite a bit.  I’m trying to change that now.

Sagamite:

Kai!

She hear the bobo dey make well over N60K a month, she wan find out if there is a vacancy so she can claim 80% during divorce.

Sharp woman.

Who gave seun legitimacy of getting 60k a month?

You mean 60 cents a month?

Busy_body:


Oh ye of likkle faith. Before Facebook, there was many like Myspace, MojoFriends United, Hi-5, etc, after after Facebook, there already is Tencent QQ headquartered in Hong kong which has 500,000,000 users and counting, which is the same amount of users Facebook presently has. Whilst Facebook is a worldwide phenomenon, Tencent QQ is still targeted at users in the Far East only, so go figure babes

Sagamite:

Iya'le, Facebook is global, internationally targeted and multimillion-dollar backed up.

Nairaland is Naija-centric and targeting mainly Nigerians.

Tencent QQ might be new and gaining ground (and I am guessing, from those figures, most of its users are most likely on mainland China where people do not really speak Eng[b]r[/b]ish), I have never heard of them so I am pretty sure they are not competing with Facebook, they are finding a niche.

If one looks at the average household income in Hong Kong, China and other countries with minor chinese populations, I can bet it will dwarf Nigeria's.

Nairaland is targeting a nation where majority are poorly educated or uneducated, probably only about 20% have any access at all to internet and only about 3% have constant and reliable access to intenet. 80% live on less than $2 a day.

How can people in such a market afford, access and appreciate internet to be able to compete with Facebook? Nah, not possicant.

Busy_body:


1) Facebook's already gained ground and is losing stem, Tencent QQ has the same number of users as them for now, guess what would happen if they open this up globally Asides this Twitter and Linked in is starting to eat into Facebook's marketshare and are succeeding so far.

2) Nairaland is for Nigerians and friends of Nigeria, it could be opened up to the African Continent for starters with other Countries having their own subsection with childboards such as culture, food, fashion, business, jobs, etc and all he needs to increase revenues is introduce online games, possibly dabble in more advertising and allow people to launch businesses, etc. Africans love showing off and boasting, there is loads of potential here

Busy_body:

Now to the most important stuff, who be iyawo You fit singlehandedly handle only me Na only me dey dia joo and na for berra for [s]the remaining 4 years it will take me to qualify for half of your wealth[/s] worse

reegee:

seun am proud of u,op 2 mit u sumday, n jst u kw,i ws born d same day NL came public, march 25th

jennykadry:

^^Awon ashewo NLD My mama warned me against coming to nld but my stubborn self wouldn't. Here I was thinking that saga used the "iron clad" prenup on me alone not knowing that he did same to BB. What else have you done to and with me and also to and with  her? Please don't tell me you've also tried the yekinicious-mouth-suffocating-microfonic-reflex on her too? , not the backside emergency entry too? did you do it on the roof ? on the kitchen sink and cleaned the area with our antibacterial wipe like we do? don't tell me you tied one of her legs to the door handle and the other to the Ensuite bathroom door ? did you bounce her in the air and down on your yekini?

pLease tell me you did not do all these lest my fragile heart give way

jennykadry:

^^Awon ashewo NLD My mama warned me against coming to nld but my stubborn self wouldn't. Here I was thinking that saga used the "iron clad" prenup on me alone not knowing that he did same to BB. What else have you done to and with me and also to and with  her? Please don't tell me you've also tried the yekinicious-mouth-suffocating-microfonic-reflex on her too? , not the backside emergency entry too? did you do it on the roof ? on the kitchen sink and cleaned the area with our antibacterial wipe like we do? don't tell me you tied one of her legs to the door handle and the other to the Ensuite bathroom door ? did you bounce her in the air and down on your yekini?

pLease tell me you did not do all these lest my fragile heart give way

ikamefa:

yeparipa!!!!!!!!!!      this saga guy must be a super-stud!

kai! akoi- correct- buratashi!!!! ? 

jennykadry:

^^Awon ashewo NLD My mama warned me against coming to nld but my stubborn self wouldn't. Here I was thinking that saga used the "iron clad" prenup on me alone not knowing that he did same to BB. What else have you done to and with me and also to and with  her? Please don't tell me you've also tried the yekinicious-mouth-suffocating-microfonic-reflex on her too? , not the backside emergency entry too? did you do it on the roof ? on the kitchen sink and cleaned the area with our antibacterial wipe like we do? don't tell me you tied one of her legs to the door handle and the other to the Ensuite bathroom door ? did you bounce her in the air and down on your yekini?

pLease tell me you did not do all these lest my fragile heart give way

Sagamite:

My name is Saga.

[Saaagaaa-mite]

I keep the ladies . . . . . .

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-yFJcqSqEw0&feature=related[/flash]

WHA-UHNN!!! 


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vNFft6r6Des&feature=related

ikamefa:

the ladies wetin? 

jennykadry:

@oam4jenny
ABEG no deaded yet, remember you promised me a lamborghini. Redeem your promise b4 you die abeg

I remember when I locked all Nairalanders out of the forum during a public holiday because I couldn’t keep up with spammers anymore. I was spending several hours every day just deleting spam and I was tired. Mukina2, a famous Nairalander, volunteered to help by moderating and recruiting other volunteer moderators

Limaoscar:
I however think the statement in Bold is Probably the reason the girl got drunk with delegated powers and locked me out of NL permanently for no reason, I repeat no justifiable reason

You want her to lock you out of NL permanently again?