According to your Ex what's wrong with you?

They are many and they are all baseless

I'm too sophisticated

She talk say I too dey drink...


Funny enough na only 6 bottles of vodka I dey drink daily.

That my sperm smells alot. In addition that I have a small dick.

I no dey call person for phone.

But I dey message am day and night.

I just wouldn't let her control or push me around

doctore212:
That my sperm smells alot. In addition that I have a small dick.

He left me for Kola

Are you male or female?

I complain alot and always turn her head upside down(manipulative)

I wish you are rich and able to afford my sister needs because am the first born

I was too sexy for him to handle and I like money.
Like, who doesn't like money?

I always catch her

Very stubborn, secretive and uncaring

She said I don't HV time for her....I'm also bad at not calling too....


God go help me

I was emotionally unavailable.....I don't even know what that means sef .

I was too eccentric for her, she couldn't handle my eccentricity


Incase you don't know na me talk

She's always wailing that I'm too difficult, stingy, misogynist, too knowledgeable for her dumb self, unapologetic, wicked, angel of doom, etc. Kai she suffered sha and she never wanted to leave oo until I had to relocate to another city.

She say I too fine... Always not comfortable seeing ladies around me

Beckysexy:
I was too sexy for him to handle and I like money.
Like, who doesn't like money?

Bottom line you be holosho

I don't care about her

Many women say I'm too cold and I don't understand their emotions.

They're right though. I can't deal with women's emotional rollercoaster. It drains my energy. Maybe that's the reason I'm not just arsed about having a girl for keeps.

She said I complain and I do as if am innocent

Whereas she is stubborn, she pretend a lot , she has this green snake character
Whenever we had argument, she can abuse with any name. To apologize nah big wahala

Says I assume a lot and always want to have my way, pls who doesn't?

She complained that I am too Handsome, that she is tired of sharing me with other ladies, she then give me option to choose between her or flocking around ladies.
So I dump her and choose my freedom.

She complained that I am too Handsome, that she is tired of sharing me with other ladies, she then give me option to choose between her or flocking around ladies.
So I dump her and choose my freedom.

Fountainofyouth:
Says I assume a lot and always want to have my way, pls who doesn't?

Did he mean you are self centered and unrealistically jump into conclusions?

iInjureHerYansh:
Bottom line you be holosho

Bottom line you be idiot

I'm boring

If they did tell me something, I probably never listened

Said and I quote " I'm sorry you are too smart for me" I was shocked to hear that

XhosaNostra:
If they did tell me something, I probably never listened

Omoh I nono o
Maybe na because I get kro kro for yansh
She come leave me follow besti o