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Re: See The Snake I Killed In My Trousers Pocket!! by kabillionaire(m): 12:18am On Nov 21
Why kill that harmless non venomous snake?
considering it only found shelter in your pocket, the line you spread you clothes is tied to a tee I suppose?
Re: See The Snake I Killed In My Trousers Pocket!! by pepericozi: 12:18am On Nov 21
Lucky guy. The snake bites fast and very venomous
Re: See The Snake I Killed In My Trousers Pocket!! by slimtosin(m): 12:20am On Nov 21
Lai Mohammed
Re: See The Snake I Killed In My Trousers Pocket!! by Quaddafi29: 12:22am On Nov 21
Thank God but go and reconcile with your uncle in the village, he is just clearing his throat by the time he speaks, you will find a cobra in your wallet.
Re: See The Snake I Killed In My Trousers Pocket!! by luminouz(m): 12:45am On Nov 21
Olatlaccon:
ehn ehn.....are u sure or u high on something brother
What's doing this one? grin
Re: See The Snake I Killed In My Trousers Pocket!! by luminouz(m): 12:45am On Nov 21
formaxy:


Is this a joke??
Joker ni!!! wink
Re: See The Snake I Killed In My Trousers Pocket!! by luminouz(m): 12:46am On Nov 21
Babara1994:

Stop misleading people. Kids use nairaland.
That's a venomous snake. The eye shape tells it all


Will you shut it?

Which yeye eye shape?
Re: See The Snake I Killed In My Trousers Pocket!! by handsomeyitayo(m): 1:02am On Nov 21
Grandmeister:

And how did you know it’s harmful? You conducted an experiment on it? Did you check if it has fangs which is typical of venomous snakes? If it does, did you milk the venom to ascertain it’s toxicity?
a green mamber that chase my friend when he wanted to kill it..my friend ran away..
Re: See The Snake I Killed In My Trousers Pocket!! by bewla(m): 1:03am On Nov 21
Raydos:
So after washing my clothes today, I hung some of the laundry on the line, Hours later, I came to pack them in for ironing, And to my greatest surprise, I saw this little reptile Chilling in the pocket of my trousers with its head stuck out!!

I was scared at first, Cos I have never killed a snake, I summon the courage, And hit the on the head and that was it!!

I feel like a super hero right now! LOL
Why kill something u can not create and uncle never get Cass






since lockdown



do u no who I mean uh lala lala lala
Re: See The Snake I Killed In My Trousers Pocket!! by UDUJ(m): 3:29am On Nov 21
luminouz:
This snake is harmless.

It is non venomous. I have seen it many times and you know its docile by the fact that it doesn't assume a threatening pose but a curiously calm one..

They even come close to me and play with me. I have been feeding them with fish guts and such. You can even go ahead and pet their heads and if you listen closely,you will hear their answering clicks of contentment....


Dont kill it next time, Pat Its head.

shocked shocked shocked Lumi you are joking sha with this your post?
Re: See The Snake I Killed In My Trousers Pocket!! by mamajaz(f): 4:03am On Nov 21
Enyari:
Wait o, na trousers you just wash wey you keep for ground like that because of dah green rope?

That one better pass make the thing chop him own snake inside the trouser nah.

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Re: See The Snake I Killed In My Trousers Pocket!! by nengibo: 4:17am On Nov 21
Maybe the snake won swallow your money like that jamb woman
Re: See The Snake I Killed In My Trousers Pocket!! by dragunov: 4:36am On Nov 21
Raydos:
So after washing my clothes today, I hung some of the laundry on the line, Hours later, I came to pack them in for ironing, And to my greatest surprise, I saw this little reptile Chilling in the pocket of my trousers with its head stuck out!!

I was scared at first, Cos I have never killed a snake, I summon the courage, And hit the on the head and that was it!!

I feel like a super hero right now! LOL

Guy, guy see ehn; it is not possible to hang your trouser to dry on line and snake will enter your pocket. You and I no say na on top fence you dry them. That is why it was easy for the 'liku' green guy to leave the holes on the cement block and glide into your pocket to chill. Uhn...

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Re: See The Snake I Killed In My Trousers Pocket!! by yommen: 4:49am On Nov 21
[quote author=MrPRevailer post=96262828]This might not be dangerous. But the corporate Snake-media is definitely very dangerous. CNN, NBC, MSNBC etc. MS stands for Microsoft

https://humansarefree.com/2019/08/the-6-monolithic-corporations-that-control-almost-everything-we-watch-hear-and-read.html[/quotle]


Paid nuisance. You can't prevail on us here.

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Re: See The Snake I Killed In My Trousers Pocket!! by Juliearth(f): 4:56am On Nov 21
Alphamale101:
Jesus this 2020 I have seen it all this year

Weytin snake dey find for person trouser pocket o grin grin grin grin grin grin grin





Maybe it was looking for urgent 2k, lol. #sarcasm
Re: See The Snake I Killed In My Trousers Pocket!! by luminouz(m): 5:19am On Nov 21
UDUJ:


shocked shocked shocked Lumi you are joking sha with this your post?


You dey fear? Snakes ain't all that the monsters we term them to be na!!! wink
Re: See The Snake I Killed In My Trousers Pocket!! by Olatlaccon(m): 6:02am On Nov 21
luminouz:
What's doing this one? grin
tell me o bfr snake bite me o
Re: See The Snake I Killed In My Trousers Pocket!! by marisdgreat(f): 6:06am On Nov 21
In my village you don't kill this type of green snake called eke, if not you will bury it like a human being and do celebrations for the snake. It is highly forbidden in my place Mgbidi Awgu, Enugu.
Re: See The Snake I Killed In My Trousers Pocket!! by ULSHERLAN(m): 6:07am On Nov 21
What if na that snake we swallow that JAMB money that time. Maybe he come give you your palliative but you don kill am now
Re: See The Snake I Killed In My Trousers Pocket!! by ejimatic: 7:00am On Nov 21
Raydos:


We just moved to a new site!!
No wonder I wish you joy and happiness in your new site
Re: See The Snake I Killed In My Trousers Pocket!! by Caleb4001(m): 7:09am On Nov 21
Raydos:
So after washing my clothes today, I hung some of the laundry on the line, Hours later, I came to pack them in for ironing, And to my greatest surprise, I saw this little reptile Chilling in the pocket of my trousers with its head stuck out!!

I was scared at first, Cos I have never killed a snake, I summon the courage, And hit the on the head and that was it!!

I feel like a super hero right now! LOL

Na thing kind news I no dey like... Some niggas no go even look well they go just carry d trouser fling for shoulder
Re: See The Snake I Killed In My Trousers Pocket!! by Blackdisciple(m): 7:25am On Nov 21
Vegetable snake
this one no dey bite sha
Re: See The Snake I Killed In My Trousers Pocket!! by Blackdisciple(m): 7:26am On Nov 21
U get luck no be nwa black mamba ni
Re: See The Snake I Killed In My Trousers Pocket!! by NiklauseFred(m): 7:29am On Nov 21
Op na you get that trouser? Chisos!! embarassed

Re: See The Snake I Killed In My Trousers Pocket!! by kingsolomonjnr01(m): 7:58am On Nov 21
wunmi590:
On a lighter mood

*MEN AND THEIR JEALOUS ATTITUDE.....*�����

*A man was in a public transport � And wanted to see the reaction of others.......* *So he took his phone and dialed a number, place the phone to his�ear, And said in a low tune:*
*Baby, i can't come to you today because I'm in the same public transport with your husband I will call you later okey? I love you!*������

*All the men in the bus demanded,*
*"Excuse me mister man!! I want to see the number you just called*�����

*Right now, it is hot and heated in the bus......*
*Even the driver want to know the last number the man called*����������
*Am still there separating fight.....*
*That's why i have not been very active on this platform since !! am sorry!!*
�����

That's hilarious.... Sadly none of them trusted their wife.
Good fiction
Re: See The Snake I Killed In My Trousers Pocket!! by obicoself(m): 8:21am On Nov 21
[quote author=MrPRevailer post=96262828]This might not be dangerous. But the corporate Snake-media is definitely very dangerous. CNN, NBC, MSNBC etc. MS stands for Microsoft

https://humansarefree.com/2019/08/the-6-monolithic-corporations-that-control-almost-everything-we-watch-hear-and-read.html[/qluote]

This kind of snakes aren't dangerous. Does not bite
Re: See The Snake I Killed In My Trousers Pocket!! by Femuel(m): 8:26am On Nov 21
Alphamale101:
Jesus this 2020 I have seen it all this year

Weytin snake dey find for person trouser pocket o grin grin grin grin grin grin grin

the snake wants to swallow his 50 naira change where it's mate are swallowing billions of naira grin
Re: See The Snake I Killed In My Trousers Pocket!! by Shile981(m): 8:29am On Nov 21
Now, should we believe our senators when they said snake swallow money?
Re: See The Snake I Killed In My Trousers Pocket!! by tivta(m): 8:43am On Nov 21
Stay away from Forest you people will not hear.
Re: See The Snake I Killed In My Trousers Pocket!! by 6digitscomrade: 9:01am On Nov 21
luminouz:
This snake is harmless.

It is non venomous. I have seen it many times and you know its docile by the fact that it doesn't assume a threatening pose but a curiously calm one..

They even come close to me and play with me. I have been feeding them with fish guts and such. You can even go ahead and pet their heads and if you listen closely,you will hear their answering clicks of contentment....


Dont kill it next time, Pat Its head.
ur meds don finish abi?or u skip evaluation?
Re: See The Snake I Killed In My Trousers Pocket!! by 6digitscomrade: 9:03am On Nov 21
dragunov:


Guy, guy see ehn; it is not possible to hang your trouser to dry on line and snake will enter your pocket. You and I no say na on top fence you dry them. That is why it was easy for the 'liku' green guy to leave the holes on the cement block and glide into your pocket to chill. Uhn...
sense wee nor kee u ogbeni oshare aboki etc ����
Re: See The Snake I Killed In My Trousers Pocket!! by Nostradamus: 9:10am On Nov 21
Alphamale101:
Jesus this 2020 I have seen it all this year

Weytin snake dey find for person trouser pocket o grin grin grin grin grin grin grin

e dey find 36m to swallow.

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